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    Wilford makes Dark piss themself because he knows he’s not going to be able to talk them into taking some time for themself any other way.

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    Dark hated being with Mark, but when the unexpected happens, everything goes wrong.

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    Disclaimer: This is not set in the same universe as my Paradise book series. I ask that you please check out the series if you enjoy this work, thank you :)

    Marvin makes a deal with a witch doctor that has an unexpected effect on his creator and his fellow egos, as well as himself. There's only one way to make things right, but it's gonna take some time and a whole lot of work. Until then, Mark and his egos are forced to be put on babysitting duty.

    (De-Aged/Cursed Characters. Rated for General Audiences. Read Tags for any Potential Warnings)

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    This place was built from broken things, a broken marriage, a broken friendship, a broken body.

    This manor holds the story of pain and deception, but can they change it into something new and incredible?

    How about you come in, take a seat, and Welcome to Raspy Hill. Enjoy your stay~.

    Also known as how our versions of the egos came to live in the manor.

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    Dark found them, he's brought them together under one roof, he's offered them all the same protection from some unknown threat. But they're all strange, unique people and other troubles are not far behind.
    How long can Dark really keep them safe?

    Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Matpat, and Natewantstobattle egos, but Not As You Know Them

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    Bim has the recording date for a new show already scheduled. Wilford has offered to help the younger show host up his game.

    Google makes a few observations about Bim, and decides to do something that isn't exactly in his programming.

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    After Actor Mark is sealed away in the Mirror Plane by Dark, Dark finds himself far in the future. After coming to terms the amount of time he had spent to keep Mark trapped, he sets out a quest to find the manor. What he doesn't realize however, is that many of his friends have stuck around, and some new friends will meet him in due time.

    Mark has his own plans, however, and once he finds an exit from the other plane, he is dead set on revenge.

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    The Jims are expert pranksters, but this time Bing has a master plan to beat them at their own game. It should go off without a hitch, as long as he can avoid the Googles while executing it. Breaking into their lab is no easy feat.

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    It's funny how time works, isn't it?
    We tend to see it as a linear progression, like a novel, from one page to the next.
    But with a novel, you can skip to the end, can't you?
    Nothing is stopping you from flipping forward to the next chapter, or turning back to reread that one page you missed.
    Time is just like that. If you have the talent, if you have the knowledge, you can do whatever you please with it.
    You could even edit it to your liking, if you wanted. Or, if you really wanted, you could even jump into another story and change that one too.
    It's not that hard, really.
    That's the problem.
    [Most chapters of this story were originally posted on tumblr, split into oneshots and chapter fractions over several years. There are audio and video posts in this story.]

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    A collection of fics that span Kristine's Story
    She is the only OC that is a part of a Mob AU with the Iplier Egos.

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    • Part 3 of OCs
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    A collection of the short fics I have posted on my tumblr (@victory-cookies). They will probably mostly be Septic ego fics, will a few Iplier fics in there and maybe some other stuff, we'll see.

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    Author is the perfect, wonderful pet for his master.
    And today, he got a special treat!
    A full day "stuck" in a wall, for any and all egos passing by to use him.
    And by the end, Author even got rewarded by his master.

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    Disclaimer: The following is a fan fiction based on the alternate egos of Markiplier and JackSepticEye. This does not follow the canon ego universe, though some references are made to canon events.

    The Darkrose siblings, older sister Celine and younger brother Damien, escape the Iplier manor as it's burned down by Actor Mark and his failed attempt at killing the younger brother. The Colonel has gone missing, Paradise has no Mayor and Damien's ex-lover is pregnant with his child. What else could possibly go wrong?

    (Read the Tags for Warnings. Rated Mature for Violence, Death and Sexual References)

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    The Colonel summons Ishmael to investigate the theft of a document. Naturally, murder is involved...

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    Damien is very, very sick.

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    The Ipliers are a well-known crew of ‘Pirates’ and one day, they accidentally catch a Siren named Anti. After a promise of guiding them to a large collection of gold in return for a safe release, the Pirates and Sirens are in for a strange change in their lives

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    The DA wakes up in the mirror they're trapped in, it's not pretty.

    Title is taken from Set It Off.

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    Eric Derekson is terrified as he sees an eight-foot behemoth of a man duck under the door frame into Markiplier Manor. What he doesn't know is that Captain Magnum is about to change his life forever. He'd better batten down the hatches. Eric Derekson/Captain Magnum (Magic) and a lot of Darkstache.

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    The door to the Mayor's office slammed open, the chittering voice of his secretary calling from outside. "Sir, he's back again!"
    The Colonel entered.
    The broad smile on his face was partially hidden by his bushy black mustache. Damien sighed with a knowing yet somewhat weary smile. William plopped down onto the Mayor's desk and shimmied a bit on top of the once-neat pile of papers.
    "Damien! So nice to see you again, it's been a while, hasn't it!" the Colonel exclaimed, as if he didn't invade the Mayor's workplace a few days before.
    "What did you do this time, old friend?"

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    Eric finds himself in another world, on a ship surrounded by pirates, the captain being none other than Captain Magnum, the scourge of the seven seas, which saved the poor boy and made him the newest member of the crew.
    it's up to the other egos to venture in this pirate-infested world to save the timid ego.
    will they get to him, or will it be a pirate's life for Eric?

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