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    Bone needles and white cotton thread. A metal pail filled with freezing water. Rags soaked in watered down blood. A chipped mug of black tea so strong he could smell it. Cigarette smoke wafting from the kitchen. The radio playing something he vaugely recognized mixed with so much static you could barely hear it. Long fingers dancing over aching skin, cold and dense but precise in their movements. The constant white noise of rain against the roof.
    Slowly, but surely, his surroundings were becoming more clear.
    Or
    A Clash "supernaturals and monsters" AU because shut up

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    990
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    34
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    如果有人问起他们在牙买加遇到过什么趣事,Mick会告诉他们其中一件是在下雨的泳池里游泳(他真的说过)。但这件事还有其他细节,他不能说。

    Series
    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    3,905
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    22
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    发生在牙买加的事都将留在牙买加。
    What happens in Jamaica stays in Jamaica.

    Series
    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    2,955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    78
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    Topper/Joe, Christmas-y fluff!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    109
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    Joe is insecure about not wanting to go further. Paul is there for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    506
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    137
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    Joe's new in town, and the locals are more welcoming than he expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,968
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    432
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    These are all my own stories about Joe & Mick.

    This first one’s about Joe coming back from a hard day of grave digging and finds Mick making spooktacular treats for the trick or treating kiddies!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,576
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    477
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    Paul/Topper, pointless fluff.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,646
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    228
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    What starts off as nothing more than friends just helping each other out, ends up as… friends just helping each other out. But with kissing! And maybe some feelings.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    338
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    Joe always goes to Paul when he needs him, but will certain developments change what they have?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    386
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    Ian has a thing for Joe, who happens to be his flatmate, and needs comfort after a bad day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    256
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    Paul/Joe, Joe is staying at Paul's flat, and it's cold.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,603
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    583
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    Once upon a time there was a rock band that wanted to change the world... *

    This is the story of "the Fuck-Ups” and mostly of Ionee Israls, guitarist, songwriter, single mom, punk survivor... and according to at least one ex-bandmate, potential murderer.

    *(Now with music video endnotes!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,254
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    186
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    Birdie was ok with staying in the background. She was ok with being a mother hen, and she was ok with not really finding love. But when she meets one of her friend Mick's band members, she starts to feel things she didn't know she could, and begins finding her voice more and more. But by gaining herself, will she lose her heart to the one who helped her find it?
    A Paul Simonon fanfiction love story

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,425
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    154
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    What if? What if Hitler had won the war? What if England had turned nazi and decided to exterminate Irish people and the «usual other parasites»?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,989
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    531
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    Summary

    Just another round of smut.
    Set in the same arrangement as "Sex and Cigarettes" but since there is NO plot it can be read alone

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,884
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    511
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    Paul was just as confused about his identity as he had been when he was eighteen. Of course, he had grown up since The Clash disbanded. He had stopped getting high, started wearing suits regularly, even started a family, but had he really matured? If James Dean had lived to be fifty, would he still have been playing roles of confused men trying to find their place in the world? Maybe it was just mid-life crisis, but Paul couldn't shake the feeling that it wasn't normal. He was fifty years old, and yet, he was still just as confused about who he was and what he wanted as he had been when he was twenty-one.

     

    This story takes place in an alternate reality in which Paul Simonon and Joe Strummer were madly in love with each other. It occurs between the years 2002 and 2007 and details how Paul comes to terms with Joe's untimely death.

    Warning: Some parts are sexually explicit. Lots of philosophical questions are posed to cover up the fact that this is basically porn.

    Copyright Disclaimer: Most of the chapter titles are taken from the lyrics of Clash songs. Although some of the events described are based on fact, they are completely fictionalized versions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,765
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    328
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Joe and Paul have started kissing each other a lot, and Mick is confused.

    (Actually Mick's just salty cause Paul figured out how much Joe likes kissing before Mick did)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    535
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    Summary

    Casual foursome ft The Clash. Really just porn, don't judge me.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    701
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    Summary

    Mick & Joe's 1978 San Francisco summer of love

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,039
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    612

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