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    Paul/Joe, Joe is staying at Paul's flat, and it's cold.

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    1/1
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    Once upon a time there was a rock band that wanted to change the world... *

    This is the story of "the Fuck-Ups” and mostly of Ionee Israls, guitarist, songwriter, single mom, punk survivor... and according to at least one ex-bandmate, potential murderer.

    *(Now with music video endnotes!)

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    87
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    Birdie was ok with staying in the background. She was ok with being a mother hen, and she was ok with not really finding love. But when she meets one of her friend Mick's band members, she starts to feel things she didn't know she could, and begins finding her voice more and more. But by gaining herself, will she lose her heart to the one who helped her find it?
    A Paul Simonon fanfiction love story

    Language:
    English
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    20,425
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    8/?
    Comments:
    1
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    5
    Hits:
    75
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    What if? What if Hitler had won the war? What if England had turned nazi and decided to exterminate Irish people and the «usual other parasites»?

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    English
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    8,989
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    428
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    Just another round of smut.
    Set in the same arrangement as "Sex and Cigarettes" but since there is NO plot it can be read alone

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    1/1
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    4
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    226
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    Paul was just as confused about his identity as he had been when he was eighteen. Of course, he had grown up since The Clash disbanded. He had stopped getting high, started wearing suits regularly, even started a family, but had he really matured? If James Dean had lived to be fifty, would he still have been playing roles of confused men trying to find their place in the world? Maybe it was just mid-life crisis, but Paul couldn't shake the feeling that it wasn't normal. He was fifty years old, and yet, he was still just as confused about who he was and what he wanted as he had been when he was twenty-one.

     

    This story takes place in an alternate reality in which Paul Simonon and Joe Strummer were madly in love with each other. It occurs between the years 2002 and 2007 and details how Paul comes to terms with Joe's untimely death.

    Warning: Some parts are sexually explicit. Lots of philosophical questions are posed to cover up the fact that this is basically porn.

    Copyright Disclaimer: Most of the chapter titles are taken from the lyrics of Clash songs. Although some of the events described are based on fact, they are completely fictionalized versions.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    3
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    9
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    152
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    Joe and Paul have started kissing each other a lot, and Mick is confused.

    (Actually Mick's just salty cause Paul figured out how much Joe likes kissing before Mick did)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    187
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    Casual foursome ft The Clash. Really just porn, don't judge me.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1,666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    328
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    Mick & Joe's 1978 San Francisco summer of love

    Series
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    English
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    5,039
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    364
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    Why shouldn't I get a crush on you??

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,951
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    540
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    Mick wants to understand; Joe just wants to hide away

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    374
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    ”Can you shut your fucking mouth for just five minutes? Five, god damn, minutes!”

    Mick just doesn't know when to shut up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    335
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    Set during the Clash's time at Vanilla Studios

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,469
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    279
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    The Clash have broken up, but Paul and Joe are still keeping up a relationship. When Paul invites Joe over to listen to records and have a drink, both of them get more than they bargained for. But, the promise of friendship and strength in each other helps them get through it.

    Language:
    English
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    6,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    288
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    Joe insists that Topper is short. Topper thinks Joe is just too tall. Teasing ensues.

    Language:
    English
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    1,363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
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    511
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    A blonde, a blunt, and a blowjob.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    451
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    Joe and Ian spend Ian's last days alive together, and Joe doesn't realize until it's too late.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    673
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    357
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    It's not the first time they've done this sort of thing and Paul hoped it would never end, either. They weren't always drunk when it happened but it was common for Topper to come onto Paul while he was thoroughly sloshed and Paul could never say no to him. He didn't want to say no for that matter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    543
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    A typical night of passion and secrecy between Joe and Jello that tries too hard to be romantic in order to disguise the fact that this is really just porn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    472
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    Sean Flynn is a journalist and travels all the way to England to look into the curious case of a local superhero that supposedly fights crime with a paint splattered Rickenbacker and the power of punk rock.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,414
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    237

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