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    “What’s up, Coop?”

    “I woke up this morning and encountered something entirely unexpected.” He stands aside to let them in and then goes straight to the kitchen. “I was coming to make coffee for myself and it was… sitting right there, on the table.”

    Both of them stare without saying a word, and he doesn’t blame them because that was precisely his reaction. Currently, a newborn is asleep on his kitchen table, which he’d immediately wrapped up in one of his flannels before calling Lucy. She has an infant child herself, after all, and will know how to proceed.

    “It was just… there?” Harry finally asks.

    “Yes,” Dale nods. “I’m concerned that there’s no evidence that my home has been broken into, which is the only possible explanation for how this occurred.”

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    Join me in my journey of getting more comfortable with writing smut. Mostly gonna be based on porn tropes, probably.

    More "extreme" stuff will have warnings in the relevant chapter's notes, so you can skip them if you want.

    Warning: started out fine and got really messed up in later chapters. Mind the tags.

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    Can you hear them? Can you hear their screams? The screams of your brothers and sisters? Their screams of anguish and suffering? I know you can hear them. You aren't the first to try and you aren't going to be the last to fail. And do you really think you can defeat me with the help of your friends? With the help of your precious Bill Denbrough? Well no, I'm sorry to say you're wrong. Your friends are going to die, he is going to die too. All of your loved ones are going to die. And when no one else is left, you will voluntarily surrender to me. You will suffer a fate worse than death itself, I promise you. That stupid Turtle can't save you this time, damn Dæmon.

    ©Tigris Schrödinger. All rights reserved. The plagiarism, adaptation or translation of this or any other story isn't admitted. Almost all the characters in this story are property of Stephen King, with the exception of you and original characters like Clarissa Aubrey.

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    Elias is a not-so-holy man and also there's a sexy demon who tears him to shreds. I can't write summaries but I am a whore.

    The demon in question has a dick but I use gender neutral terms for them and you can imagine them as whatever gender you want as long as it isn't cis (I'm like 99% joking don't worry too much about it and do what you want lol).

    This was originally supposed to be an Elias/Reader fic and you can take it that way if you want but like. If you don't that's also fine.

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    For Seokjin, the rules for thriving in a post gang existence were simple: continue to improve his clinic and its offered services, support Jungkook through the rest of his college years, and maybe work up the courage to propose to Namjoon with the intent to start a family. But the past often has a funny way of coming back around, if there is one universal truth, it’s that those who do not learn from their mistakes, are doomed to repeat them.

    And this time for Seokjin, it won’t be his heart that threatens to steal his life away. Instead, it’ll be something far more sinister.

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    She was a tool to be used as her masters saw fit. That was until she met the Zoldycks.
    Killua finds someone to look to.
    Alluka gets the love she always needed.
    Kalluto finds a new friend.
    Illumi finds out how to show care properly(kind of).
    Milluki finds out where he went wrong.
    Silva finds an potential heir.
    Kikyou finds an new daughter.
    Zeno finds out the joy of being a grandfather.

    It only gets more chaotic for the Zoldycks when they coax her out of her shell.
    an impulse fic. I try my best

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    "What's with the face pretty boy?" A girl somehow slithered her way into the non-existent space between him and the guy to his left.

    "I'm not here entirely voluntarily."

    aka poor John just wants people to stop interacting with him until he finds the one person he doesn't really mind at all.

    Now continued with more cute gay moments (very slice of life-esque)!

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    but the wound created by harsh words uttered using our tongues leaves an indelible scar

     

    Quirks were cool. Quirks were astounding. They amazed him just as they did his friend. Even so, Akatani Hato could not bring himself to call them necessary to live. His best friend, Midoriya Izuku, would become the Number One Hero with or without a quirk and Hato would support him by his side all the way.

    Till the end of the line.

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    He jerked awake.

    When had he fallen asleep? Had it been 15 minutes? 20? A few hours ago? All he knew was that his room was just starting to lighten with the dawn of the sun as it peeked over the horizon and that---

    Someone was crying?

    ~ ~ ~

    Something is wrong with Taehyung but Yoongi can't put his finger on it and honestly, Taehyung's behavior is starting to scare him.

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    Help the author write this story...yes, I mean it. :0

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    A collection of a bunch of Haikyuu oneshots I've written. Some are very short and others long.

    If you have any recommendation I'll write them if you'd like!

    I write a lot for rare pairs also (specifically BokuOi) and a lot for main ones!

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    Just some random little one-shots revolving around Ash Ketchum and the adventurous tales with his whacked-out and crazy family. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Against all odds, after so much time, the trio had settled into a comfortable routine with one another.

    Something Wei Ying never took for granted, with more than one life spent in complete upheaval. Official duties, practise, night hunts and even tediously-long conferences held with troublesome old fools - it mattered little to Wei Ying as long as he was with them both.

    His favourite time - without a single doubt - was watching both his partners during meals.

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    “I, well, I know this will sound crazy. But, I died, and now I’m here,” I began quickly.

    She considered the possibility of reincarnation after death, but she certainly didn't expect reincarnation into a previously-thought fictional world to be on the list.

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    The so-called Rebel Prince, Victor, is dead.

    Or so King Yuuri's advisors think.

    While the men in power have their attention elsewhere, Victor and Yuuri seize a rare chance to spend time together outside of brief clinches in dark corners.

    Five days. Five days in a remote cabin, just the two of them and the ghosts of Yuuri's memory. It's an oasis of indulgence.

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    Aziraphale of Fell is, as everyone is so eager to tell him, an angel. So obedient and thoughtful, always willing to lend a hand to anyone who asks. Or demands, rather. But the point still stands. Aziraphale is a delight to be around. Aziraphale hates this about himself. He would much rather be selfish and awful, but he doesn't have a choice. That bumbling fool of a fairy, Newton, saw to that.

    Prince Anthony J. Crowley is absolutely done with everyone. He is surrounded by simpering, grovelling, obsequious bastards who just want power. They do whatever he asks them to do, without really listening to him. He is a walking meal ticket in the eyes of his so-called friends, and he hates it.

    Then Crowley meets Aziraphale, who does whatever is demanded of him, but with an angry glint in his eyes. Aziraphale, who seems like he would kill you, if he could do so without breaking the rules of polite society. Aziraphale, who absolutely does not hesitate to be a bit of a bastard, in the best way possible. Aziraphale, who is furious about something, but won't say what it is. Aziraphale, who is a bit of a mystery.

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    I was rereading Ella Enchanted and went "wait a moment, why is this literally Good Omens though."

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    A collection of fics for one word prompts, all about the Whitebeard crew and their shenanigans with Ace, Marco, and Thatch being the main focus, of course!

    May feature different pairings or none at all and range from a couple of hundred words to a couple of thousand. Please note that E- and M-rated chapters are marked as such, but the majority of chapters are G- or T-rated.

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    Hank walks in on Markus and Connor having a fight about...Connor wanting to kill himself. Not wanting to interrupt, Hank listens to the entire thing with a breaking and heavy heart before coming out of the shadows, saying he heard everything. Reluctantly, Connor agrees to NOT give up, and to go ask his creator for help. What kind of help will he find? Why does he NEED help? Will he gain a bit more than he thought he would? Read and Find out! :)

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    Fresh off another rejection of her proposed Arrangement - Crowley stalks off through an Arthurian castle to track down Aziraphale, intent on convincing her the merits of working together.

    She gets a lot more than she bargained for.

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    Peter was just hoping to make some quick cash. Unfortunately he is also the last person seen with the orb. Ronan will do anything to find said orb. The most efficient way to gain the orb for himself is by interrogating Peter.

    Or

    Ronan interrogates Peter to find the orb

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    Izuka Midoriya always wondered what her Quirk would be when she was told she showed signs of developing one.

    Now, she wishes she had never found out.

    Inspired by Type-2 Hero by Mad_Nimrod. Well, kinda.

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