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    katniss: guys i just saw tony sprinting down the dorm hall in nothing but a nasa shirt and the incredibles dvd taped to his face

    nattytaffy: I haven’t had enough coffee for this shit

    wintersmoulder: your dorm is a lot different than mine:////

    katniss: o fuck..he just yelled ‘LA PUBERTAD NO HA SIDO AMABLE CON DORA LA EXPLORADORA’ while tripping on my box of beef stew

    falconfratboy: When i say ‘my last brain cell’ THAT is what i mean

     

    or: the self indulgent college and high school au where all the kids are trying their best. updates as frequently as i can don’t bully me i’m trying my best

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    This is what happens when I'm given a thermos of coffee, asked 'ever wonder what would happen if team Flash met the Avengers?' and am then left alone for an entire day.

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    For prompt: My parents are forcing me to attend a support group and the head psychologist is a gullible idiot, so you and I have a competition to see who can tell the most outlandish sob-story without getting caught.

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    "No, no- you're right. I'm so fucking worthless, I know it- but I'm just a boy from Cuba and I know I'm not special but I might die tomorrow and I never got to say goodbye to my mama or hug my sister before Blue blasted us into space and suddenly we have to save the universe and I'm trying, I fucking swear I'm trying, but I'm not good enough, I know it, and that's the worst part because I want to so badly, I'm not just your seventh wheel and I can do something if you give me the chance, you don't know that I would die for any of you in a heartbeat because even as I tell myself that I know at the end of the day, if it came down to any of you and me, plain old Lance McClain, I'd throw myself in front of gunfire because you're all so worth it and I'm- I'm everything but that and I can be replaced quicker than I could die for you and I know it- but I'm trying, goddamnit, I swear I'm trying, I promise you I'm trying, can't you see how hard I'm trying-"

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    In-character HCs and short stories. The most realistic HCs around. If you're ready to have fictional Fate lovers, this is the work for you. Love, hate, and every uncomfortable emotion in between. You will laugh (maybe). You will cry (probably not). Fate series headcanons, imagines, and flash fictions originally posted to my blog, transferred to AO3 for archival purposes.

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    tony loves and loves and loves. he rarely sees love reciprocated, and when he does, it doesn't last.

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    Bangtan has 4 alphas and 3 omegas which means at least one alpha has to mate someone outside the group.
    When yoongi gets a proposal he decides to take it so that his members could mate each other if they want without worrying about him, even if he had an infatuation with jimin.
    unbeknown to him, jimin already formed a bond with him and was just waiting for the right time to act on it.

    Things you should know:
    Omegas can smell whether someone would be compatible with them or not.
    If an omega sleeps with someone they are in love with they form a bond to them.
    Only the omega is aware of this bond
    A mated pair can't sleep with someone else( it physically hurts)
    A bonded omega can still sleep with others but can't be mated.
    If the person they bonded to mates someone else the omega dies a slow painful death from heartbreak.

    PS: There's a chapter called Spoiler endgame if you want to know!!!!

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    It began like every other time.

    It could have ended like every other time as well, a small argument leading to a passionate declaration of love and they would have spent the night peacefully in each other’s arms.

    Except this time, it didn’t. This time, something snapped.

    Something, in them, broke.

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    Janis Sarkisian is at an all time low.

    Most people would say that isn’t possible, Janis is just a freshman after all. But Janis likes to call this her all time low, because if it gets any worse than this, she might as well quit now.

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    Lately Jimin has been depressed, but he doesn't want to burden his friends or fans. Jungkook assumes things about Jimin's mood and breaks up with him. Jimin decides to try and take his life a few days later. Luckily he is gotten to in time to save his life, but he is stuck in a coma. A week later seven letters show up at the dorm one for each of the most important people in Jimin's life.
    One for his best friend, One for his older brother, One for his role model, One for his roommate, one for his dorm dad, and the last one is for the love of his life.

    I'm sorry that the summary is horrible, i'm not so good at those. I swear the story is good if you give it a read. If you get triggered easily, please don't read, I don't wan't anyone to hurt themselves.

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    “Why are you telling me this? You look like you’re on death’s doorstep. If you’re looking for some sad kid to spend your last days with, then I’m not the right guy. Find someone who actually knows what the fuck to do with himself.”

     

     

    What happens in the aftermath of the death of a future symbol of peace? A domino effect that sends Hero Society falling to its knees.

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    Many years ago...

    Two lovers took their lives in an act of unadulterated love for each other.
    Word of what happened spread, and a story was made to honor those lovers. But what many didn't know, was what happened after the events of the story.

    The families of the two lovers agreed, that in honor of the star crossed lovers, they would marry their children to each other. But fate was cruel and Venus was angered. She cursed the family, that no matter how many times they try to marry off their children, they will suffer the same fate as the lovers. The curse will only be lifted, when the reincarnation of the two lovers have been united.

    Many years later...

    Lance hated Keith, and Keith isn't fond of Lance. The last thing they expected their parents to do was to marry them off to each other, and you can guess what happened next...

     

    Romeo and Juliet AU

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    In retrospect, there was no way that it wasn’t going to end like this.

    KatsukiB has sent an image!

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    “What am I?”

      Her lips quirked up in the faintest of smiles, her hand falling to her side again. “You’re your mother’s son, of course.”

    Ed found himself holding his breath, knowing, somehow, that the words she was about to say could change everything. Would change everything.

     Tessa Gray took his hand in hers, somehow regal, noble despite sitting on an invalid’s bed in a loose sweater and cotton pants, and her voice was golden with reverence as she whispered, “You and your brother, Edward, are Nephilim.”

    Trisha Elric had more secrets--and more family--than anyone knew. Add into the mix her traumatized, sort-of orphaned children who've sworn off alchemy, an ancestor who won't stand to see her descendants lost to despair, and a warlock who knows just how to aggravate and motivate at the same time, and...well, you've got a recipe for something. Whether it's for something truly great or something truly disastrous remains to be seen.

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    My first posted fanfiction, a non-cannon compliant take on DMC 5. V is not Vergil's humanity but rather a Summoner who happened upon said humanity and took it upon himself to return it to its' rightful place to avoid future destruction, at the cost of his own destruction. There is a way to bring him back but Nero and gang must unravel the enigma V is to find out who he is and from where he came from. From there perhaps his may not be the only soul saved from Hell.

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    The night of your 17 birthdays is your only chance of presenting as an alpha. If you don't present then, on your 18 birthday you will either present as a beta, omega or mundane.

    Mundanes are looked down upon and seen as nothing but cattle that can be abused and mistreated.
    Jon snow might as well be a mundane. Born and raised as a bastard he has known nothing but cruelty his entire life, while living with the Starks.
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    Or the one where Jon present as the first male omega in years and becomes the object of everyone’s desire. And all the eligible princes fight over him.

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    What happens if Bek takes a precaution against Set? First chapter set during the time Horus and Hathor are trapped by Set.

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    Dabi should have just drunk kissed Tomura. Sure he could have gotten his nose and heart broken but it couldn’t possibly be worse than hearing Hawks drooling over his dad’s tits right?

    Or: that feeling when your rival turned best friend is thirsting after your old man and knows about your massive crush on their cousin.

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    In an infinite multiverse, everything exists. Sometimes, you find the love of your life.

    Sometimes you find your worst nightmare.

     

    “Do you know how frustrating that is, Loki? Do you know awful it is to realize how different you are from everyone around you?” He leaned away again, and looked down his nose at the captive god. “What am I saying, of course you do.”

    Loki snarled. “Why did you bring me here?”

    “Changing the subject are we? Very well. I brought you here, across worlds to my domain, just to see if I could.”

    Loki smiled. “Now who’s lying?”

    The other man gave another dark laugh. “Fair enough. I’m afraid I’ve rather broken my favorite pet and I need a new one. Perhaps you’d like the position?”

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    Midoriya Izuku is determined to become the greatest hero by attending the prestigious UA, but when his dynamic test comes back as positive for Omega, he feels defeat looming. Despite lifting the ban on omegas attending their hero course, any accepted omega drops out within months.

    Enter Bakugou Katsuki, an alpha looking for a better life. He sees the cushy job of being a hero's Intended as a stepping stone toward the higher echelons of society. He proposes a switch, his alpha status for that of Izuku's omega.

    Thus begins an adventure that neither Izuku nor Katsuki expected, yet neither can escape. And maybe along the way, they will find a relationship that will be worth it all.

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