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    In one universe, Sazed tries to get rid of Taako with poison. In this one, he finds a more lucrative solution. It still doesn't end well.

    Years later, Lucretia steels herself to enter Wonderland with Cam as her guide. What she's looking for is the Animus Bell.

    What she finds is Taako.

    Everything goes downhill from there.

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    3/12
    Comments:
    30
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    118
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    Lup is back, finally, in her own body. But the sudden jump from isolated umbrella to fully fledged flesh is overwhelming. This will take some getting used to all over again.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    576
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    "I have to know, Merle, if this is really and truly... right. It was so long ago, when our dissatisfaction transcended our world, and I can't... I can't recall what I was feeling then and I'm scared I was... that we're wrong."

    "...You aren't really in charge of this thing, are you."

    He frowns.

    "Why do you say that."

    It's neither a confirmation nor a denial.

    "Well, you said you must look beautiful, but really, to us, and everyone in the worlds you consume? You're terrifying. And you didn't know anything about our ship until I told you."

    He sighs again.

    "I think it's time for you to go."

    --

    This story is already fully written except for the Epilogue and will be updated on a weekly schedule (sometimes more frequently)

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    Chapters:
    4/9
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    29
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    301
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    It's a simple phenomenon that's chased her her whole life-- since she was ten, and broke her foot, and reveled in the feeling of breaking a bone because it was such good writing fodder. She remembers running fingers along the partially healed bone, a single spell almost enough to put their family in debt. She remembers writing about their debt, about selling her works for the first time at age twelve, trying to earn her parents an extra dollar in whatever way she can.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    Taako suddenly remembers that he sold the control soul gem he promised to protect during the robot cycle, and he enlists Magnus' help to track it down. Along the way they find adventure, peril, and a love they forgot.

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    10,666
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door." 

    As the Grim Reaper, Kravitz was certain his work would be done with the end of the world and life as we know it. Unfortunately, Taako survived, and he's not dying just yet.

    Language:
    English
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    57,348
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    294
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2575
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    The twins thought merely being separated was the worst thing to happen to them. This place is.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    14,412
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    2610
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    It's Davenport's birthday and Merle decides to invite himself. He loses a plant but gains something else.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    35
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    That spell took a lot out of her.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    22
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    113
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    the twins are drunk. they try some... unconventional flirting techniques with their boyfriends and may or may not get kicked out of a fancy bar.

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    1,181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    283
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    This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;
    And to do that well craves a kind of wit:
    He must observe their mood on whom he jests,
    The quality of persons, and the time,
    And, like the haggard, check at every feather
    That comes before his eye. This is a practise
    As full of labour as a wise man's art
    For folly that he wisely shows is fit;
    But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit.”

    - William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

    Lucretia feeds their history to the Voidfish and scatters her friends down in the world. What she hadn't considered was Taako not forgetting at all.

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    Chapters:
    28/30
    Comments:
    298
    Kudos:
    373
    Bookmarks:
    54
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    "Yeah, elf kids go to elf practice. Humans don't do that?"

    "Uh... no?"

    "Huh. No wonder you're all disasters. We can't really say anything, though. We're both dropouts."

    (WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    319
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    In Wonderland, Lucretia gives up twenty years of her life, and cares much less than she perhaps should.

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    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    31
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    An elf, a dwarf, and a half-orc walk into a bar. It sounds like the set-up to a bad joke, and it plays out that way a lot of the time.

    Or: Hekuba is an exhausted single mom trying to wrangle two grown ass children who just wanna goof off.

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    11,521
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    205
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    It's her first Candlenights back in her body, and Lup is determined to cling to wonder twins tradition.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    143
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    You stand by them when they go litch, and you stand by them when they fall. You don't expect to have to stand once they're gone but there you are, hiking away from Wonderland with nothing but a black cloak and a broken heart.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    'Forests have secrets,' he said gently. 'It's what they're for. To hide things. To separate one world from another.'
    ---Catherine M. Valente, "Deathless"
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    Davenport wants to film a documentary about the strange creatures of Faerūn, and somehow ends up with an odd but adventurous crew to help him. Traversing across the world in a massive RV (named the Starblaster per the insistent yelling of a few party members), the IPRE cryptid hunters find themselves stumbling across a world that is far, far more magical than they had ever thought it could be.

    (or, alternatively, I started this as a short cryptid fic and now it's not. that. sorry)

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    28,248
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    1551
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    Technically, the Bureau is part of the Sword Coast's government and is under the same laws as all of the other agencies, but that doesn't stop The Director from bending those laws for her employees. Technically, Reclaimers don't have a physical license to kill, but that doesn't deter them from getting R&D to make them physical licenses. Technically, there is some far reach of Faerûn that has a shittier hotel than Elturel's, but no one has found it yet.

    Working for the B.O.B. is a study in technicalities. Taako juggles them all with something less than ease but more than difficulty. A certain Seeker manages to both complicate and help matters.

    Language:
    English
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    2,792
    Chapters:
    2/30
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    235
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    Kravitz is a private investigator hired to look into the case of multiple necromancers who seem to be receiving help from one defined source. That source happens to lead him to Professor Taako, the head of the transmutation department at the most renowned wizarding school in the country.

    Coincidentally, the professor is seeking a lab assistant for some highly classified work.

    On the night of the full moon, the experiment begins.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,393
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    2998
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    Taako doesn't know how to fix his mistakes.
    He realizes he loves Angus.
    Taako doesn't know how to fix his mistakes, so he guesses that Angus is stuck with him now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,616
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    335

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