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    part three of the series that wasn't intended to be a series.

    With Michelle dead and gone (finally, the cunt), Eggsy can move on and live his life. All he needs is his Daddy and his Flower to be truly happy. Now, if Merlin and Tequila would just get their heads out of their asses and get together officially; Eggsy could die happy.

    (no planned character deaths though lol)

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    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    973
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    Michelle dies in front of Eggsy when he is 10 years old. He chooses to use his Kingsman medal to keep himself out of the system. His young life changes drastically... mostly for the better. The chip on his shoulder isn’t that big yet; so can he adapt from council boy to something entirely different altogether?

    Harry and Merlin are husbands, Kingsman, and fathers to their 11 year old son. Their lives are already far from boring, will this change prove to be too much for them?

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    English
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    12,327
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1555
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    It is a lot of work being in love with a man half his age who wouldn’t give him a second glance. But we can’t all dictate our heart to function like we wish to, can we?

    (In which Harry details his "business trips", his colleagues' unnecessary shenanigans, his deep-rooted love for cardigans and baking, and how he gets through a day with a constant, metaphorical heartache for a certain you-know-who.)

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    41,495
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    360
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    6896
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    A bit of a sequel to Photographs and Memories.

    Tristan brings Tequila back to 'meet the family.' He knows, Harry, of course, but has yet to meet Eggsy or their children. Eggsy seems less than pleased to meet the omega of his very good friend.

    (I know the tags are a bit deceiving; Tristan is an original character to me, fancast as Andrew Scott, but he is available as an AO3 tag, so there you go)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,822
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    709
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    “That was cute.” You smiled at him and took a sip of your drink, Whiskey raising an eyebrow at you.

    “Cute? I had her worked up.” He defended himself, scrunching his face up in confusion. You only shook your head at him and chuckled. “You think you can do better, babygirl?”

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    1,651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    290
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    Whiskey's pining after the one person he can't have.

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    1,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    193
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    Harry is inspired and drags Merlin and Eggsy into his vision. They take to it like ducks to water but still . . . why would they make it easy on him?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,083
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Long ago Harry had inherited the Kingsman estate, a crumbling house and a great deal of debt and misery. With Merlin at his side they worked their asses off and restored the giant house and built a party company that focused on murder mystery weekends, regency balls and the like. They built a family around themselves and everything is going well. Until the Murder Mystery weekend that the Statesman paid a fortune for. Because 2/3rds of their staff are struck down with the flu. Merlin and Harry are pressed back into the acting they haven't done in fifteen years, their home is full of extra people, paying guests and staff alike and chaos is inevitable. And the most chaotic thing of all is that Harry has realized perhaps maybe he has been in love with Merlin for the last 20 years.

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    English
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    4,578
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    398
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    Sequel to The Same, But Different

    Now that Teddy knows the truth, he knows what he has to do

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,463
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2073
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    Eggsy takes care of Percival after a mission.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    355
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    Eggsy ain’t a praying kinda guy, but that doesn’t stop him from muttering, “Please god, please god, please god,” into the echoing abyss on the phone line before it connects.
    It only rings twice, then-
    “Eggsy, babe, is that you?”

    Or; It gets worse before it gets better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,395
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1759
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    Tequila shows Eggsy some tricks.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    236
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    The final chapter of the Darcy Lewis-Bond series (Sort of...)

    More about Darcy's story, Annie and her life with her boys.

    Open ending to elude to something more

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,646
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    541
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    31 Whump Ficlets in 31 Days
    This is a challenge from Whumptober2019's tumblr post.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,521
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4287
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    Tequila loves his partners' hands.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    111
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    Tumblr request with the prompt: 6. “I can’t keep doing this anymore. I can’t keep pretending I’m not in love with you.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    506
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    You are a Statesman agent brought in to assist the Kingsman, but Eggsy would much rather seduce you. If only you’d succumb to his advances.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,854
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    718
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    scrambled_eggsy added rmorton, Emrys, and galahad.sr to KingsSquad
    rmorton: why
    scrambled_eggsy: why not

    Or: the Kingsman groupchat fic no-one asked for.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,477
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    246
    Kudos:
    1245
    Bookmarks:
    173
    Hits:
    15625
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    Harry Hart has been through more in the past year and a half than in twenty five years of service at Kingsman. He's been shot in the face, has lost his memories, has regained his memories, has lost his house, his colleagues, his dead dog, his sense of self, and his best - and only true - friend. Oh and to top it all off he's pretty sure he's in love with someone almost half his age that he can never have because said man is, you know, in love with a woman that he plans to marry. Life is just fucking wonderful really.

    Add to that the fact that he has to head and rebuild an international spy agency from the ground up while trying to ignore the fact that he's still a human being with feelings and you've got yourself a merry fucking return from the dead.

    But perhaps he can take some solace in the fact that maybe not all is as lost as it seems (quit telling everyone I'm dead, Harry!) and maybe he's not the only idiot who's in love. Maybe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,549
    Chapters:
    21/31
    Comments:
    334
    Kudos:
    679
    Bookmarks:
    172
    Hits:
    13466
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    You and Eggsy were celebrating your second anniversary when things take a turn for the worst. You've known what Eggsy does for a while now, but soon, you're swept up by Kingsman, while you wait for Eggsy to wake.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,273
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    512

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