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    5 times Ted gets an erection around Rebecca Welton and 1 time they actually do something about it.

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    37,051
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    6/6
    Comments:
    128
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    215
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    9
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    4952
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    If Rebecca had knocked on Ted’s hotel room door in Liverpool.

    Language:
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    2/2
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    13
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    77
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    1
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    1463
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    Different characters notice that Ted brings Rebecca biscuits everyday.

    (Homemade biscuits in little pink boxes, every single day, just for her.)

    Language:
    English
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    7,970
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    58
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    254
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    12
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    2653
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    Rebecca leaves a post-game celebration early so Keeley and Sassy decide to bring her back to the party but when they get to her room they hear it's not what they expected at all.
    ...

    In the hall the girls burst into hysterical giggles, gasping out

    “Well I guess she’s not asleep in her boring bed after all” “Nope, in fact, she’s having more fun than we were”

    ...
    This is a Ted x Rebecca fic with minor Roy x Keeley no other romantic relationships are mentioned only platonic ones.
    Roy and Beard Feature to although a lot less willingly than the girls.

    Language:
    English
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    16,644
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    3412
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    Ted keeps kissing Rebecca. Rebecca doesn't know what it means, but isn't going to tell him to stop.

    Language:
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    17,434
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    330
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    4061
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    “Got any other plans for relaxing tonight?” It was somewhat hard to tell with the water running, but there might be some other mischief in his tone. She’d gotten better at hearing these subtle clues.

    “Thinking about pulling out one of those toys you left with me last weekend.” Rebecca had been dying to take a crack at them again, but today was the first day she’d felt ready to take on another climax after having so many wrung out of her last weekend. The toys had been sitting in her nightstand drawer waiting ever since then.

    “Oh, I see, I see.” There was a long pause, and Rebecca shut off the water and grabbed her towel. She could practically hear him thinking from his end of the phone as she dried off, and then he finally broke the silence. “Do you wanna ask my permission?”
    ---

    Ted and Rebecca take some new steps with their dynamic.

     

    Note: This work is FINISHED, and I will be posting a new chapter each day for the next seven days.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    5035
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    Keeley casually gropes Rebecca a lot and Ted is there to witness it one time

    "Rebecca smiled endearingly at Keeley in her arms resting her head on her chest when Keeley blurted, “and I missed your tits!”

    The next few seconds felt like they moved in slow motion as he watched Rebecca simply chuckle as Keeley began to grope her breasts.

    What was happening here? Was he hallucinating?

    Was this normal for them? How many times had Keeley just casually groped Rebecca? What in the heck were female friendships?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1523
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    ted and bad decisions.

    Language:
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    1,697
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    1/1
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    13
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    He’d said it to her last week in the back seat of her car, fingering her in the car park after sending her driver inside for a meaningless errand. “You like the thought of being caught, don’t you, sweetheart?” he’d whispered. “You keep working late, hoping one night I’ll come fuck you in that office where anyone can see you?” She’d come on his fingers, shuddering through climax moments before her driver had returned to bring them both back to her house.

    ---

    Rebecca has really big windows in her office, and a bit of an exhibitionist streak, and Ted is aware of both.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1847
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    Rebecca Welton got two things in the divorce: her ex-husband’s football club, and a small art collection. After deciding to not run the football club into the ground, all there’s left to do is to get rid of the art. Luckily, there are plenty of art galleries in London, and the Theodore Lasso Gallery turns out to be just what she needs in more ways than she could have predicted.

    Series
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    English
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    12,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
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    “He was going to leave, he absolutely was, couldn't even let himself think of the sounds that were coming through the slightly open door, but then hears her moan something that sounds an awful lot like his name and he has to pause again, just to make sure he's heard wrong, (…)”

    or, ted (almost) walks in on rebecca using a vibrator and calling his name.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2098
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    Ted and Rebecca celebrate their own Sexy Christmas. Ted gives her a present.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    952
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    “You had enough of a break?”

    “A break?” She propped herself up on her elbows, and he took his hand away, smiling that enigmatic smile of his. “This is not a break, Theodore Lasso.”

    “Yeah, I guess it’s not, is it?” He stroked his mustache. “Guess I might as well get to it, then.”

    “Get to what?” She knew what he meant, but she needed to hear him say it.

    “Get to making you come a few more times.”

    “A few mo--” she began, but then Ted’s hand across her collarbones pushed her back down to the bed, and all the words left her.

    ***

    In which Ted sets about discovering how many times he can make Rebecca come before she begs him to stop.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    3972
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    Carefully taking a pillow and placing it in his lap, Ted mumbles, “Think I outta be getting home, sleep this off.”

    “Can’t do that either,” Higgins says, grimacing sympathetically. “You’ll have to, ah, burn it out.”

    (In which Ted gets dosed with sex pollen, and Trent and Rebecca work together to help him through it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    380
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2993
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    Ted and Beard get hired on at the University of Richmond to revive their American football programme. Upon arriving in the UK, Ted finds himself newly divorced with a fresh start ahead of him. At a local queer club, Ted makes a connection with a beguiling British man who takes him home for a good time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,052
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1098
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    a christmas party, a song, some mistletoe. what more could you need?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1217
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    Ted and Rebecca's first time.

    or, Rebecca shows Ted she cares for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1717
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    “Before you say anything,” says the stranger on Trent’s stoop, “just hear me out.”

    Ted comes to Trent with a proposal he absolutely should refuse.

    Contains spoilers for the Season 2 finale.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,911
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1359
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    "Blood is sacred." — Vampiric Proverb

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    410
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2229
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    Rebecca is really in the mood to celebrate a win over Chelsea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,583
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1674

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