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    When the princesses go off to college, Bill and Ted start down a very different path to musical greatness. They land jobs at a local venue, move into a tiny apartment together, and they even have a routine down. But what starts with pushing their beds together to share body heat during a cold front one November evening turns into something quite a lot more than Ted could have imagined.

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    They worked together quietly, the silence only broken by Bill’s exclamations of disgust and angry muttering every time they discovered something else the robots had broken in their sex frenzy.

    Ted cleaned up a remarkably still intact fresh glass of water from beside the bed, peering into it thoughtfully. “You think they do this kinda stuff a lot, Bill? Seemed like—like they really knew what they were doing.”

    Bill clammed up again, scowling down at the shattered lamp he was sweeping up. “Thought we weren’t gonna talk about it.”

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    3/?
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    Ah, yes. Me, my best friend / fiancé, and his 75 lbs golden retriever. Would be a shame if our daughters woke up and caused a fuss.

    (AKA dad!Bill to the rescue)

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    After Battle of the Bands, Evil Robot Bill and Ted decide to lay low while the good human versions assume they're dead. Neither of them expect to meet again, but when an unfortunate circumstance causes their paths to cross, they both realize the other versions of themselves might not be so bad.

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    After the world ends, Bill and Ted survive, together.

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    Through the curtain of his hair, Bill could see Ted’s eyes shine through the shadows cast on his face from the streetlights above. Ted swallowed nervously, not quite meeting Bill’s gaze as he spoke so softly that Bill almost missed it.

    “I really wanna kiss you, dude.”

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    While Ted is feeling down about the fact that Liz and Jo have left, and generally about the state of his life, he can't help but ask if Bill ever wishes they were back in their 20s, when everything seemed easier and made more sense. When Bill just gets confused, though, Ted feels frustrated and left alone with his own feelings - only to fall asleep that night and have a most unusual dream.

    The dream wouldn't be so weird, though, if Ted didn't wake up the next morning in his old apartment with an equally 21-year-old Bill who clearly has no idea what Ted is talking about, and doesn't know anything about their future.

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    “You need a hand?” Bill says, his words in his typical teasing tone with a soft, genuine lilt.

    “Huh?” Ted flusters, eyes wide as dinner plates as his gaze scrambles for the punchline across Bill’s features. There is no sick joke, no gag. Bill blinks at the confused man, his darling blue eyes easy and full of life, of a keen sparkle like refracted glass projecting onto a ceiling. 

    For all his life, Ted can’t settle the fluttering butterflies in his tummy or the hammering of his heart in his chest. His best bud and long-time (previously thought to be totally unobtainable) crush was offering to jerk him off. 

    “With this,” Bill clarifies simply, hand trailing down and resting over where Ted’s cock is beneath the blankets. The minute pressure sends a jolt through his body, only intensifying his blush. 

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    A series of firsts in Ted's life, as he slowly comes to terms with his sexuality and learns how to handle being in love with both his wife and his best friend. When Billie and Thea come out as trans, each in her own way, he does everything he can to help them be who they are.

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    Bill and Ted are finally making love with Bill on the bottom.
    (there is two past parts, you should read them so this makes sense but because it's just smut you don't really have to)

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    A collection of my Bill & Ted NSFW fanart, and any other NSFW art that probably contains the boys mixed with some other character the other has played. (Including AU, Alternate Timelines, historical time travel, etc.)

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    19/?
    Comments:
    4
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    48
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    3
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    They have to finish writing this next round of songs, 'cause their labels been hinting that they'll get dropped if they aren't careful, and their kids just came out as their daughters which isn't a problem at all except for trying to make sure they have enough money to help them through the transition stuff once they're older. Plus, the future's still waiting on that one song. Even without all that, it's his job, it's all he's good at and it's what he's supposed to be doing just because that's how things Work. 

    It just is what it is, and maybe it's not fair but even if other people cared about that, his body definitely never has.

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    When Bill asks Ted out to dinner for Valentine's Day, Ted happily says yes, most excited about the idea of their excellent first date. Only - nothing ever really goes according to plan, does it?

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    Unlike Billie, though, Thea is wide awake. Her eyes are squeezed shut and her hands are clenched in fists, pounding into the mattress. Ted scoops her up into his arms, whispering to her as he checks for the source of the issue.

    Her diaper is clean and she doesn't seem hungry, so it's likely that she just woke up earlier than she should have. Nothing a little lullaby won't fix.

    He drags the beanbag over from the corner to the side of her crib, sitting down in it and placing Thea on his thigh. She's still crying, but her hands have gone still, and the tension in her knuckles is starting to relax.

    So, Ted starts to sing.

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    Bill and Ted discovered a most excellent romantic love that existed between them alongside the deep platonic love they’d shared for decades. And it didn’t take long after that for them to take that final step and get married.

    Which led them to their honeymoon in Hawaii.

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    Ted keeps impulsively stealing makeup and finally starts to humor the idea that he's not cis. Neither him nor Bill really know the language to use to describe his feelings, but two things are for certain, they are gay idiots mutually pining for each other and Ted should definitely try putting some of the make up on.

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    25
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    2
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    Ted realizes, living with Bill, just how many rules his dad had because Bill doesn’t seem to have any at all.

    Every day, he comes home and catches himself breaking one of his father’s rules, and every day he waits with his breath caught fearfully in his chest for Bill to snap at him about leaving a dish in the sink, or forgetting to put his collar on after he showers, or not making his bed before he leaves for work. But Bill doesn’t say anything about any of the things Ted would have been reamed out over by his dad. And Ted becomes nervous, because he doesn’t know what to expect.

    With his dad, at least Ted knew most of the time what would piss him off so he could avoid it. With Bill, Ted feels his nerves creeping up further and further to choke him with the uncertainty.

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    Ted caught Bill fucking himself, so he gives him some homework.
    Part two of this series, please read the first one as the start of this doesn't really make any sense otherwise

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    Bill has the house to himself is is desperate for some alone time, with himself.
    (literally just Bill fucking himself, imagining it was Ted)

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    32
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    The princesses never found a life where they were happy with Bill and Ted.

    Mostly due to the most unexpected fact that they found a life where they were happy with each other.

    To be honest, the divorce hadn’t even been that hard. They had all gone through it together, and the moment Ted reached out his hand for Bill’s when they signed the final papers made every moment of anxiety and uncertainty feel worth it.

    Ted always made everything feel worth it.

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    2/?
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    37
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    4
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