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    Potatoes, showering, stew, and some lore.

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    If you've found this somehow from my main acc, please do not read. There's a reason this is posted in the anonymous collection.

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    Technoblade uses unhealthy coping mechanisms. Please read tags for triggers!

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    Phil pours water into his instant ramen cup and slides it into the microwave. Two minutes later, he pops the door open with a ding.

    “The victorious warrior prepares a feast of forty oxen,” comes a small voice from behind him, and Phil jumps out of his skin and splashes boiling water on his hands.

    “How the fuck did you get into my house?” The little piglin stands in the middle of his kitchen, tracking red dust into the tile.

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    Twenty-something trying to get his life together and the echolalic hell-piglet that thinks he's the best, greatest, bravest man in the whole world.

    My twist on "Philza rescues baby Techno from the nether."

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    Sir Billium had been a good vassal for the Egg, and one good turn always deserves another. Decades after the fact, the Egg finds a descendent and promises to keep him safe.

    Whether he wants it or not.

    Title from a song of the same name by The Crane Wives

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    mmmm

    hyrbid au but make it post-apocalyptic. tommy and tubbo are "brothers" but they aren't related, sam cares for them! they don't show up much tho, sooooo..

    anyways techno-centric fic. :] cuz i said so.

    world where the sun gives off very little heat now, people get sun-sickness if not bundled in enough layers of clothing... which could lead to some disastrous torture techniques ngl. uh anyways...

    Technoblade, Wilbur, and Philza are a family of mercenaries turning in a bounty at one of the only cities left in their vicinity, it's too bad somebody placed a bounty on them as well, huh.

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    Phil has lived for many, many years and has devoted his most recent years to protecting his kids
    But any parent will tell you the worst stuff happens when your turn your back for just a moment


    Phil left the house and Techno, Tommy, and Tubbo get attacked by people and Phil realizes he had to uproot his whole life again and keep his kids safe

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    Phil looked at the cottage window, at the sea stretching out before them on the coastline. A hint of a smile twitched at the corners of his lips. “Perhaps death is not the end. In one of the bloodiest and most war-ridden servers I’ve ever been in, a Player told me that, when the moon comes into eclipse, those who have moved past this life can communicate.”
    Techno had snorted. “Death is permanent. Nothing comes after.”
    Phil had closed his eyes and tilted his head down. Had heaved out a small sigh. “Easy to say that when you’re a god, Techno.”

    Or: Phil is slain in a meaningless battle and Techno is immortal, left with nothing but a single legend to quell the grief in his heart.

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    Technoblade and Dream have been friends for thousands of years. They are close associates but the public didn’t need to know that.

    Everything changes after Technoblade doesn’t have the gut to kill a baby and Dream gets injured and goes to him.

    Not a shipfic, normalize holding hands with the bros 😔👌

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    Blood, he wished to drain them of it, spill them onto the floor. He missed the Blackstone of his land, of the heated nether beneath his feet, of the hanging funguses that overtook the lands near his home; most of all, he missed the times it wasn’t dissolved into ashes, and the air didn’t ring of gunpowder, and battlecries, and he was being dragged against his will to an obsidian portal not seen in decades-

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    so uh I used to have a one shot book on wattpad but I don't use it much so now I'm using ao3, info on first chapter

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    Techonoblade’s childhood ended at a young age when a cult worshiping the Blood God kidnapped him. The traumatic and permanent effects of his time in the cult made him grow up quickly, but not properly.

    He makes a tragic mistake that puts his entire new family in danger. Forcing him to self isolate himself.

    But when the same family he hid from comes seeking aid he finds himself unable to turn a blind eye to them. Though he doesn't realise just how desperate one of this brothers have become. And what they were willing to do.

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    Dream has suffered plenty in his life, now he seeks out entertainment in things most people would run from. So when he meets a pinkette that puts his life on the line several times, who can blame him for getting intrigued?

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    When someone falls victim to drowning, after a certain amount of time, their panic is replaced with a feeling of euphoria and peace before they reach unconsciousness.

    There's no such calmness or tranquility for Technoblade.

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    Red Wedding -
    A total disaster; an event resulting in complete change of fortunes among rivals involving immense loss on one side.

    or:
    Tubbo and Ranboo fail to consider their guest list might not be happy about the new couple.

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    Phil was a simple man working the register at a simple business—well, if “simple” could be used to describe a little used bookstore that would definitely be going under soon. The atmosphere was nice, the owner had two cats that ambled around, and he could pass the time reading because they had very few actual customers. It wasn’t really surprising that the place was going out of business, but it still made his heart squeeze glumly.

    When he started to dedicate that reading time to looking for new jobs, a new face appeared: a pink-haired boy with dead eyes and bandages peeking from under his long, crimson sleeves. The boy never bought anything and rarely spoke; he just pet the cats and quietly read books.

    Phil didn’t have the heart to tell the kid that it wasn’t a library.

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    Techno didn’t like to think about his past, but returning to the Capital was something he needed to do. He had been putting it off for years now.

    It was time to return home.

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    There were some nights when the blood god tried to bargain. "Let us in and you’ll never feel pain," it would purr. "You will never be afraid again - with the blood god behind you, no mortal could even hope to face you. You would be unstoppable. Would you like to be unstoppable, blade? Would you like to feel powerful?"

    "I am powerful," Technoblade had countered, once, thinking of the way so many fighters had crumpled beneath the hilt of his axe or been sent sprawling under his fists. He was duelling pit’s reigning champion. Sixteen and the most skilled in a fighting ring frequented by adults, veterans, hardened warriors; they called him the blade, like a blunt force weapon in mortal form; a thing to behold; a terrible sight.

    The blood god had laughed and laughed and laughed. It was a horrific, ear-splitting noise, made all of dissonance and breaking glass and something poisonous. "Darling dearest," it had purred. "That's not power. That's just monstrosity."

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    [Or: An origin story. The blood god offers Technoblade a deal: its patronage, in exchange for Philza's life. Techno accepts.]

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    Technoblade-centric drabbles. I'm open to suggestions and requests so just comment!

    This is a self-indulgent book, chapters aren't connected unless said so. Kudos are appreciated :D

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    I love writing but I can never finish anything I start, so I’ve decided to put out prompts or ideas that I’ve come up with

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    The Blade's stance was still tense, his body prepared to fight at a moment’s notice if need be.
    “What’s your name?” Phil asked
    “My… name?” The Blade asked.
    “Yeah. Your name isn’t actually The Blade, right? That’s like a stage name?” Phil tried to keep his tone light. “What’s your real name?”
    The Blade hesitated. “No one… No one’s called me by my name in a long time.”

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    When Phil comes across Ranboo in his panic room after L'Manberg's destruction, it reminds him of when he first met Technoblade. And just like when he met Techno, Phil's first instinct is that he has to help this kid. While living together, Techno and Ranboo learn that they're much more similar than they had previously thought, and Phil learns that it's not too late for him to be a better dad.


    (This is NOT RPF!! THIS IS ABOUT THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS that they play on the Dream SMP!! It is NOT about the creators!!)

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