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    Maestro is a top hero in L’Manberg. He’s well respected and a force to be reckoned with, especially with the rest of his team next to him. “Courteous”, “charismatic”, and “charming” are just a few of the words reporters have used to describe the hero.

    Wilbur, well, he was just the asshole who played him.

    Don’t get him wrong, Wilbur likes the gig he’s got. But he knows he can do more good for the world, by joining politics and writing legislation, rather then adorning flashy suits and punching criminals. But he can’t just retire from hero work and leave his team down a man and without the only person capable of fighting Dream’s powers of manipulation.

    Luckily, the phrase “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” might be just the solution he needs.

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    All he remembered was following a small shuttle belonging to a bounty he had accepted a few weeks ago. Things had been looking good, he was just about to engage when suddenly everything went downhill. His radars went haywire, all kinds of warnings coming to life on his console, beeping and screeching while he tried to understand what was happening. After that, all he remembered was his ship shaking, him being flung against one of the metallic walls, and then he was falling, faster and faster, pain, a scream and then nothing.
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    Or:
    Techno crashes on an abandoned planet and ends up leaving with a kid.

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    [The wind bristles Wilbur’s hair and his brown trench coat is blown behind him. “It’s a nice day for crime. Isn’t it brother?” He says, sensing his brother, Tommy, behind him in his hero suit. Wilbur turns around to see Tommy face to face.]

     

    Tommy as a Hero?
    Wilbur as a Villain?
    Technoblade as GOVERNMENT?

    I'm pretty sure nothing bad can come out of this!

    ||I have no idea what I'm doing but enjoy!||

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    Dream loved Wilbur, and Wilbur loved Dream.

    But the relationship went downhill as Dream became more and more possessive of Wilbur and the relationship was ultimately ended when Phil walked in on Dream hitting Wilbur.

    But Dream still loved Wilbur.

    So when Wilbur is resurrected by Dream, Wilbur doesn't remember anything. So Dream tells him they're lovers. Wilbur accepts this.

    No one knows that Wilbur is back. Only Dream knows.

    But Wilbur's family is suspecting him of having to do something with the ghost of Wilbur disappearing.

    Dream won't admit that he has Wilbur. Wilbur is his and only his. Even if he's put on house arrest.

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    3/4 SBI deals with an amnesic-resurrected Wilbur from a possessive ex-boyfriend Dream.

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    Tubbo never meant to betray Tommy; he never wanted to. But Schlatt had other ideas. Tubbo knows he won't live. Schlatt is evil and only wants to cause trouble and dismay.

    Tommy is heartbroken. He just lost his best friend and is now living in the forest. Something just isn't right though. He can't quite figure out what's wrong but he knows something is happening.
    What though...
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    Schlatts presidential reign but I add as much tubbo angst as I possibly can :)

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    ...Tommy's 99% sure he's a boy in a painting.

    Never before has he felt pain, emotions so severely dulled it's like they weren't there. He's never flexed his fingers before, never gotten to laugh or smile or talk for six years. He's never gotten to feel silk on his skin or water in his hair.

    He's never been able to close his eyes before. Not when they were glued open by fine expensive pigment. By the grace of the gods, he's never seen a world darker. 

    But right now..? His eyes open.

    Or, Tommy’s a boy in a painting, quietly watching and observing. But one day, his canvas is ripped by a grieving brother, and suddenly he can breathe.

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    Technoblade has lived a long and brutal life. Abandoned at a young age, he quickly learned that to fight is to survive, and that he could only rely on himself. As a young adult he forged a name for himself as a mercenary, a hitman, and an agent of chaos. If you needed someone dead, he would do it. If you needed to topple a government, he would do it. If you needed a city raised to the ground with nothing left but ashy memories, he would do it.
    As years went by Techno gained many enemies and lost many allies, and grew weary of the blood that followed in his wake. He took on fewer and fewer contracts, and set up a little cabin and farm in the arctic, a two-hour horse ride away from some small villages and the city of Snowchester. He settled down into his new life, hiding away from the many people who wished to see him dead and the violence that would follow them. It was lonely and cold, but Techno was happy, he had not needed anyone in his life before, he did not need them now.
    The gods had other ideas, and Techno would soon find his lonely life turned upside down. He never would have guessed that finding a loud orphan in the Nether would change his life so profoundly, but it isn't necessarily a bad thing.

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    Ranboo's eyes lit up, or at least Tommy assumed they did behind the sunglasses he preferred to wear. "You got the lion? Congrats, man."

        If looks could kill then Ranboo would've become Ghostboo. "The *cowardly* lion. The fucking coward!"

        Ranboo stared at him blankly. "And?"

        Tommy sputtered for a moment. "I, Tomothy ‘Brave-Man’ Innit, lover of women and haver of many wives, also known as the Biggest Man Ever, is not, and will never be, a coward."

        Tubbo smirks at him. "That's not what the sheet says, Big Man."

     ~~~

    Or, the author decided to figure out what would happen if almost all the dsmp cast tried to do a high school production of the Wizard of Oz. [Chaos enters, stage left]

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    “—hello? Techno? I thought you and Tommy were going to be out hunting?” Phil answers with confusion. Well that was the plan, until a dumbass met another dumbass

    “Yeeeeeah, about that. We have a bit of problem” Techno speaks turning over to look a Tommy.
    __

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    Vampire!Tommy unknowingly drinks from a intoxicated man, the result is exactly what you would think.

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    SapNap: and that's when i knew i'd marry her
    GeoNF: because they gave you the last hot pocket??
    SapNap: oh absolutely
    DreamWasTaken: damn i rly need to up my game

     

    or, i decided to polycule dsmp characters.

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    high school au! dream streams minecraft on twitch. george shitposts people using his art on tumblr. when george's post of dream goes viral, neither of them would have expected just how much this would change everything

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    Wilbur C. Soot is under the protection of BenchTrio.
    Proceed at your own risk.

    Wilbur C. Soot is under the umbrella of The Black Feathers.
    No harm is to come against him.

    L'Manberg Cafe is under the watch of The Blade.
    Watch Every Step You Take.
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    or; Wilbur runs a bakery that accepts every type of person, no matter who they are.

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    The protection of Phil's commune is temporary. Fortunately for his chicks, so is his passivity.

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    Techno’s next words changed Tommy’s life in ways the younger would never believe. For better or for worse though is still undecided.

    “Shhh my sweet baby, it’s time for your dinner and bottle.”

    What. The. Fuck.

    Or

    Technoblade believes he knows just how to help Tommy cope with his trauma. Only issue, Tommy won’t be doing it willingly.

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    Techno swore he was going to get a child leash for this absolute gremlin of a hybrid. He thought Tommy’s impatience and impulsive behaviours were bad? Techno drummed his fingers against his leg with a huff.
    “Been in the Nether for three seconds,” he complained, although there wasn’t anyone around, which was sort of the issue. After a snorted huff, Techno started in the direction the Cretan dashed in. Not before sending a quick message to Phil about it, though. He wasn’t stupid.
    Techno found him camping a blaze spawner. Techno wasn’t surprised. He’d been stealing from the potion chest, leaving Techno forever with a blaze powder shortage. And there the criminal was, the orange dust spread all over his face and hands. Techno sighed.
    “Really, Dream? You can’t just run off like that.” His voice was the same monotonous dryness that it always was. He felt like an exasperated cat owner. “Come on, there was a purpose to this trip, don’t you want to go visit Puffy?”
    Dream cocked his head to the side and licked his claws. Apparently not, it would seem.

    OR Dream goes feral in prison and Techno is so done.

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    Tommyinnit never wanted the life of a vigilante, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that he’s not going to live it to the absolute fullest, even if that means that his own life is put into danger every day.

    (A podfic of The Crimson Sparrow by CricketWasHere. All credit goes to them.)

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    Techno never viewed himself as the paternal type, but when his twin brother is at his door crying, begging for Techno to take his son, Tommy, he's given no choice.

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    Tommy stumbles upon a farmer's cabin while he's on the run from exile. He decides the best plan of action is to kill the farmer. He gets a warm meal instead.

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    The heart can think of no devotion
    Greater than being shore to the ocean--
    Holding the curve of one position,
    Counting an endless repetition.

    :robert frost's "devotion"
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    Techno had run all his life. Now it's time for him to help someone else make one of their own.

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    “Wait, you know my name, I think it’s fair that I know yours.” The other chuckled a bit before turning their attention back to Techno.

    “Dream, my name is Dream.”

    Little did anyone know that this would be the most dangerous pairing the city had ever seen.

    Or: a hitman and his mortician

    Title is from Black in Every Color by Happy Hour

    ANTIs DNI You ain't savin' anyone, this is about the characters not the people

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