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    There are two kinds of people.

    The first type would be the optimist. The people that look on the bright side, wait for the moment that the sun will poke its head from under the horizon. They're the kind of people that look for that special moment in life, ready to look past the dark spots and seek out that fairy tale ending.

    They're the kind of people to look at a canyon, to prepare to jump to the other side without thinking of the pit that threatens to swallow them whole.

    Then there are the pessimists.

    Those people are a bit more realistic, sticking to the hatred and disasters that the universe has cursed upon their existence. They look for the flaws in an imaginary plan, always ready to bite before they bark. They're constantly prepared to make life as mediocre as possible because they're aware that true happiness is not a gift that has been granted to them.

    Or; Tommy is a trans foster kid who doesn’t think family is a possibility for him. Enter Phil, Techno, and Wilbur, who teach him otherwise.

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    As Technoblade stared into the hybrid's eyes he couldn't help but wonder if this was what meeting death was like, waiting for the moment he would move and end his very existence. Was this what he had looked like, peering down at trembling forms before he let reality seep back in and brought his sword down? Or was he worse than this?

     
    "Crow Father!"

     
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    Or in a world full of hybrids, Technoblade, a human hunter, messes with the wrong group and is forced to help them survive.

    Or an origins smp au inspired on fanart by anna-wants-vodka44 on Tumblr.

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    "when push comes to shove, we're blaming Phil for all of this, right?"

    or, how a simple argument between two distant brothers can bring a shattered family back together in the most unexpected and odd way possible.

     

    a wilbur soot and tommyinnit centric fanfiction

     

    GENERAL TW FOR STUFF INCLUDING; smoking, ptsd, sh (later on in the story), and anxiety/panic attacks!!
    triggers and stuff you should know before reading are covered more in the note at the beginning of the story!!!

    also playlist for fun: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7AMQti3ghROaMfXZOWga77?si=69af4f278fd0428d

    hope you enjoy!!

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    A war within the Nether wasn't an uncommon thing, especially when the majority of the creatures that lived there were power-hungry and rather savage. Therefore, it didn't exactly shock you when you were told the news of the Pigmen declaring war on the Wither Skeletons. What did shock you, however, was that your kind was to be brought in on this and to fight alongside the hogs. And, that you were to plan an entire battle with the generals of your allies. And the feelings that seemed to arise as you did so.

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    Tommy let out a hysterical laugh as he blinked tears from his eyes. His hand shook as it hovered over a wooden button to end everything he and his brother had created.

    A firework went off beyond the stone room and screams followed. His shaking fingers were inches from the button now.

    “What are you doing?” Niki asked, and Tommy’s body froze.

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    Pogtopia takes a dark turn when Wilbur dies early, leaving Tommy to fall apart in what’s left of his brother's footsteps.

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    With one of my hands in the other, I wrung them together until I could work up the nerve to start padding my way across the floor. The thumping in my chest grew with every step and I could only hope he couldn’t hear it. Though I had seen plenty of fearful men who had hearts beating out of their chests, and not once had I heard it till I placed my ear to their torso and heard the thumping of scared, dying soldiers.
    But bile still crawled up my throat, telling me to turn back, to let it go, and to fly so far away from all the carnage that it could be as if it never existed. That would require more energy than I had yet to gather, so I resolved on the first option, my only option.
    To kill the emperor of the Antarctic Empire.

    Basically, Tommy is an avian who was tasked with flying into the emperor's palace and killing him to prove himself to the rebellion :)

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    Techno should be back at Hypixel, farming potatoes and carrots and beating up nerds in Skywars with Squid and Skeppy. Instead, he’s in the Dream SMP, having a h̶o̶r̶r̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ great time with his a̶b̶u̶s̶e̶r̶ friends on the server.
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    Or: Age swap + Techno Whump = this fic

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    It was all over.

    Dream was put into the prison, and Tommy could finally breathe lightly.

    His first step to perhaps a new, welcoming future wouldn't be easy, but that was okay.

    He just knows that Tubbo would be with him during their many steps to recovery.

    Or, a canon-divergent fic where Tommy and Tubbo get the healing arc they deserve. Oh, and a lot of fluff as well.

    [Trying to find motivation to keep writing, this is NOT abandoned/discontinued.]

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    He doesn’t know who the fuck he is. Losing your memory can do that.

    He wakes up in the middle of a battle with a walking, talking mountain and quickly realizes any and all memories of his life are gone.

    And that he’s supposed to be the world's number one hero, Aimatheos.

    Course, that’s fine, he can just live his life as a regular civilian until he can regain his memories.

    Of course, life loves to fuck him up because after he saves some random guy from being robbed, suddenly the city of L’Manburg’s most dangerous supervillains are all up in his business. They don’t know he’s their worst enemy, and he plans to keep it that way.

    Blue eyes. Blond hair. Easy smile.

    “Hello?” they greeted, clearly swimming with confusion, much like how Aimatheos was swimming in absolute dread.

    This was not a chad. This was no chad at all. This person radiated Dad™ energy. Oh no, not a father figure.

    Where there was a dad, there were children. He didn’t think he liked those all that much.

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    Let's say, your name is Wilbur Soot. You're sixteen years old and in terms of literally everything you have about, nothing. How would you feel? Not so fucking great. that's right! Now let's add on to this that you're one of the biggest villains of your city but end up getting closer with your biggest enemy's then you thought ever was fucking physically possible. Doesn't that sound like a dream?!
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    Wilbur is the number one villain getting adopted by none other than Phil and his happy little hipster family, this could only go right! Obviously!
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    Hi I'm Liam, He/him, and I am an absolute sucker for Wilbur Soot (SBI Centric) Story's, so here you fucking go.
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    This is cross posted on Wattpad under the same name ''Itsnotgonnabeokay''

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    Tommy will be the first to admit, he’s made a lot of mistakes. Unfortunately though, there are only a few handful he can confidently say he doesn’t regret. Some nights, he wanders if he should regret it, defending L’Manberg. But no matter how much he regrets the betrayals or the events leading up to it, he finds he can’t regret standing by his home or even founding it. Regardless of all the things that went wrong, it was his home. He loved it.

    Or, Tommy returns the Axe of Peace and his Turtle helmet

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    A long time ago, the world was created with four spirits. These were the four seasons: The Spirit of Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring. These higher beings controlled nature at their fingertips, and carried the world and its oblivious inhabitants on their back.

    They were the gods that perpetuated everyone’s existence, and the people lucky enough to be graced with their presence were meant to treat them with respect.

    So when Tommy’s village finds out about his wings, there’s only one way he can escape.

    Run into a territory that everyone else considers sacred ground.
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    OR: tommy runs into techno and then gets adopted!! woooooo

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    Tommy Innit Watson doesn't need help. He is smart, and independent! Plus he has own imagination, he doesn't need real people (Friends, and family alike.)... He is fine with the people and story's he creates in his head. His family can keep doing their things. Without him. Leaving him... alone.

    Aka, Tommy copes with being neglected through daydreaming. It makes things much, much worse.

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    Techno decides to climb up into an old abandoned tower. What’s the worst that could happen? It’s not like he’ll be blackmailed into helping a stranger on a treacherous journey and through a strange turn of events fall in love with said stranger. Certainly not…

     

    Or, DNB Tangled AU where Dream is a boy craving adventure and Techno is a 'heartless' assassin.

    It’s a lot like the original plotline just with more drama and a lot darker.

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    Needing someone to take over his shift at his dad's store, without causing any suspicion from his family, Wilbur is left with no other choice than to hire the first possible person for the task. Which just so happens to be Tommy, the kid that has been shoplifting from Philza's for weeks.

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    A fic where Wilbur is a superhero trying to balance fighting crime with a full-time job and Tommy is a kid in need of a second chance.

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    Fundy's commits suicide and it takes a toll on Wilbur's mental health.

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    the title says it all, there will be trigger warnings in the beginning of the chapters. also hello! this is my first one-shots book I've written :)

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    The world was shit anyways. With Wilbur back from the dead, tensions were high again between almost everyone and none of it would be better once Dream gets out of prison. It's not a definite thing to happen but a feeling in his gut screamed at him to leave before anything else happens. Let them have their stupid conflicts and fucked up wars. He's had enough of it all.

     

    Or Runaway Tommy fic post revival because Wilbur sucks and there's no way Tommy's raising kids in a toxic, war-prone environment. Also, he works as the Gods' personal janitor, cleaning up unholy messes they call monsters.

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    This was the first time Wilbur had been expected to truly be the crown prince. And as they were the hosts this year, much responsibility that would have once fallen on the Empress had fallen to him. His mother lay in her room, having fallen ill just over five years ago, and into a coma a year after. His father had been working as hard as a man could on running a country, finding every doctor available to keep his wife alive, and finding even more to search for cures. Wilbur had been thrown into the role of the crown prince, earlier than was expected of him, at 13, expected to do the duties of an Empress and of the Crown Prince, even as he watched his father pull away, throwing himself into research and work, leaving Wilbur to raise his brother.

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    Wilbur-centric royal hybrid AU, where Phil's not dead but feels like it, Kristin is alive, Tommy's his little brother, and Wilbur just wants to be normal.

    Too bad that can never happen.

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    It's senior year, the final year at high school, and Dream is determined to have a good time. He's ditching his mask once and for all, and he's going to enjoy his final year no matter what it throws at him- even if that turns out to be two very attractive boys that he might be crushing on.

    Techno is nervous about senior year. He's nervous about coming out to his entire school, about having to face prom and other senior activities as an introvert with no social skills, but he's prepared, even excited. What he isn't prepared for, however, is how unfairly pretty his old rival turns out to be.

    Illumina swears he's going to have a heart attack before the year is over. He's going through his senior year at a new American school, and he has no friends, and he's 99% sure that everyone is scared of him. But the cute blonde boy in his biology class just might make everything worth it.

    One thing's for sure: this year is going to be a wild ride.

    (Title is from Unity by Alan Walker)

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