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    Tubbo mourns about the loss of his friend while Puffy comforts him.

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    Tommy finds himself faced with his splintered family, while it was still mostly whole. The past is not an easy place to be when the future was not kind.

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    December 27 stream canon-divergence.
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    Tommy was a liability. Too annoying and too loud.

    Techno didn't care about this child.

    "Unless of course, you want call on that favor"

    "Ok"

    Then why he suddenly did.

    (Former tittle: I'll Trade My Life For Yours)

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    What if Ranboo wasn't friends with Phil and Techno, and instead only knew them as villains, enemies of L'manburg? What if Techno and Phil didn't work with Dream, and instead tried alternative methods to destroy L'manburg?
    What would happen if one of those involved Ranboo?

    Ranboo is now being held hostage, but it seems like it might be some time before anyone comes to their rescue, which leaves them, Phil, and Techno, with quite a while together. So naturally they'll end up in a found family sort of situation, once they've worked through some issues of course. Set before the fall of L'manburg with some differences in the timeline of events.

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    After killing himself in order to save his relationship with his brother, Ghostblade tries to make up for his past self's misdeeds while Dream is trying to figure out how to be a decent fucking person.

    (don't worry this really is a happy and fun book, teetering on the edge of crack fic at times)

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    Technoblade and Dream have been friends for thousands of years. They are close associates but the public didn’t need to know that.

    Everything changes after Technoblade doesn’t have the gut to kill a baby and Dream gets injured and goes to him.

    Not a shipfic, normalize holding hands with the bros 😔👌

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    Somewhere in an Alternate Universe, Technoblade lives his video game life the same way, destroy stuff and then have Wilbur fix it. Tired of being painted as the villain he sets off on a quest to become a hero. After a mix up he meets an annoying child, that sees him differently. What happens next? Who knows.

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    Finally he managed to pull himself on his feet and slowly went to the main entrance. Everyone was in the cafeteria, probably dinner, Tommy wasn't hungry. Now that everyone is eating he can go upstairs and lay down for a little.

    He saw someone at the reception in the corner of his eye. He wasn't interested.

    The boy walked upstairs and to the room where he slept.

    In a matter of seconds Tommy fell into deep sleep, not knowing what was going to happen.

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    Or
    Tommy has a bad childhood, sbi come to the rescue! Damien is a bitch and you'll know why!

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    Tommy has been in exile for five months; his beach party failed at the end of the first, and he hasn’t seen anyone other than his dear friend Dream since the end of the third. Haunted by memories and fleeing the remnants of Logsteadshire, he escapes into the untamed wilderness to the North like the feral animal he is.

    Or; Technoblade’s retirement is abruptly cut short.

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    A slow-burn and canon-divergent recovery arc with realism and fantasy elements. A tale where Tommy is very sad, Technoblade is trying his best, the family dynamics are funky-fresh, and nobody has a good time for long.

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    :D hello fellas! my name's Alex and i write usually one chapter stories about characters from the Dream SMP. my main obsession from the fandom at the moment is the dadschlatt au and of course, the sleepy bois inc. my works are either really angsty and depressing or fluffy/wholesome, so you have been warned.
    i'm an amateur fanfic writer so if you feel like it or have much more experience, than i would be more than happy to hear your opinion. (or just simply constructive criticism)
    i'm sorry, but i don't take any more requests for now.
    also- before any of my works i will write a //tw: which is basically a trigger warning, if there are some in it. the first chapters are kind of cringey so i apologize for that, but i swear it gets better over time.
    i hope it meets your fancy darlings!

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    ((((SPOILERS FOR THE MARCH 1ST TOMMYINNIT STREAM))))

    Phil knelt by his son's side, "Wil, look at me," he commanded gently, not caring that he used the wrong name, "You alright mate?"

    He wasn't ready for the sight before him.

    Ghostbur's eyes were filled to the brim with blackened tears, pouring down his cheeks like an endless waterfall of sorrow, and his expression could only be described as desperate, horrified even. Ghostbur had only ever cried once before, as far as Phil knew. When he and Technoblade had teamed together to wreck havoc upon L'manberg and raze it to the ground, left as nothing more than a memory of what used to be.

    But those tears were nothing compared to this.

    Or...
    It's not Tommy's time to die yet, but Dream manages to kill him anyway. The afterlife wasn't ready for the new presence and Ghostbur feels as a new gap is torn into the abyss, soon filled by the boy he considered his little brother.

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    The comfort he held in his two hands was gone with the wind, slipping through his calloused fingers and whispering into the void, ready to finally retire to the darkness.

    He had a feeling it was never coming back.

    Disclaimer:
    If any of the creators mention they are uncomfortable with this fic I will take this down.

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    Since escaping Dream, Tommy has been getting by with his not-quite-friendship with Technoblade, and it's been fine. But as time passes, the memories he's forced down start to resurface, and he isn't sure how long he'll be able to keep what happened to him hidden from the man.

     

    AKA, a super outdated fic of when Tommy was staying with Techno because I was too busy with school to write it at the time (except if Tommy had vivid flashbacks, Techno and Phil found out what happened and Techno won't stand for him being treated that way). A mixture of my own writing with a few direct stream quotations, as seems to be becoming my writing style.

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    Everyone on the server was torn apart.
    People who were once friends now threatened each other with promises of death, family abandoning one another when they disagreed on a side to stand by, He hadn't expected it to happen to his own adopted family.
    He was foolish to believe they wouldn't be Included.
    and now....
    Now Phil doesn't know what to do.
    After a late night session of....'Therapy' he dug in his belongings that connected his personal Inventory that everyone had and found a strange book, he read some of it out loud and here he was in a world of towering skyscrapers and the UnDead wondering about and wondered what the hell had just happened.

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    Heavily inspired by the lovely always_an_anxious_mess. Love her work <3

    Tommy just needs some therapy, healthy coping mechanisms, and a stable dad figure. Peridot.

    And so we meet Sam.

    THIS IS NOW A ONESHOT BOOK WITH THIS A.U!!!

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    "Is this how you wanted to see me? On my death bed?"

    In which Quackity is dying, and Technoblade is the only one there to see it.

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    "Well, Techno? What's your next move?" Tommy questions.

    Techno stares down at his little brother, eyes simmering and heart pounding as his fingers clench next to his sides. He pictures Dream's emerald eyes and plethora of freckles pressed above an awkward smile on the pinkest of lips. Techno can almost see the messy locks of sand sweeping across his forehead and narrowly touching his shoulders. The image of the young runner flickers perfectly in his mind now, unable to see anything but Dream and the color red.

    "I'm going to ruin his life."

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    what if no one came to help tommy and tubbo ? what if punz hadn’t taken the pay. what if dream had gotten to the duo and taken the two things most important to tommy.

    oR. dream kills tubbo and cuts off tommy’s wings and tommy is left to wander towards technos cabin cause that’s the last place he felt safe

    this is my first fic on ao3 and all this fancy stuff fucking terrifies me so ignore me whilst i work to figure out this damn website

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    This story starts with Tommy being exiled from the town of L'manburg on (minor) arson charges, then Wilbur who protested the exile, saved from execution thanks to his dad Philza, and Techno who just wants to be alone (Spoiler: it doesn't happened)
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    This is my own dsmp au! I've only watched one stream (Not fully) and it wasn't even a lore one :) So this based on the little info I know/what I've been told/my headcanons (Any non-important plot info is listed on my Tumblr blog under my dsmp au)

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    Phil pours water into his instant ramen cup and slides it into the microwave. Two minutes later, he pops the door open with a ding.

    “The victorious warrior prepares a feast of forty oxen,” comes a small voice from behind him, and Phil jumps out of his skin and splashes boiling water on his hands.

    “How the fuck did you get into my house?” The little piglin stands in the middle of his kitchen, tracking red dust into the tile.

    ***

    Twenty-something trying to get his life together and the echolalic hell-piglet that thinks he's the best, greatest, bravest man in the whole world.

    My twist on "Philza rescues baby Techno from the nether."

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