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    Some say The Shamer is cursed, some say he is a monster and some say he is a bringer of justice. The Shamer tells his child that his eyes are a gift. His child, Ranboo, isn’t sure about that, but the power of his gaze still grows. He sees all the things people are ashamed of when he looks them in the eyes, and it proves to bring him in trouble with both royalty and dragons.

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    Technoblade is a Crownprince, and he absolutely despises it. After a failed assassination, he seeks out to find the killer and finds new friends along the way. Turns out, his friends aren't all who they seem. And then there is still that problem with Will...

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    Okay. In Tommy’s defense. He was very tired. Shroud had kept him up all night, kid scared himself shitless over a shadow and then Tommy couldn’t sleep. Because then he’d scared himself shitless. What if Shroud had actually seen something? What if Shroud had seen Him? But now hours later and three coffees deep, Tommy would choose getting found by Him over being this sleep deprived while waiting for Shroud to come out of daycare.

    Or known as Tommy attempting to raise his son in a dangerous city and gets a job interview with the most dangerous people in the city.

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    Wilbur had just been...sitting there.

    Staring at nothing.

    For thirteen and a half years.

    Nothing but the void.

    The Limbo.

    Jschlat came by last week, It was good, he wasn't alone for a while.

    But then Schlat went to sleep.

    Mexican dream hasn't shown up in a few years.

    Staring at nothing.

    While staring at nothing Wilbur's been given time to think.

    And he's come to the conclusion... (Or multiple conclusions).

    He doesn't want to die, he wanted to see his family. He wants to go back in time and watch fundy grow up. He wants to try and make amends with his father after the man ditched Wilbur and Tommy. But he just wanted his dad back.

    He wanted...

     

    He needed...

     

    In the pandora's prison, a revival gone wrong Wilbur blinks and when he opens his eyes once more he wakes up in a strange and new world.

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    Philza Minecraft, A single (ex) Father. His age in unknown, He used to live in snowchester in one of the poorer districts. Now he lives in L'manburg, Philza still lives in the lower districts.
    In the daytime, He's Philza Minecraft, the renowned father figure of the work place and the person you go to when things get ruff.
    and In the night, He's The Crow Father,feared vigilante-gone-villain who is so powerful that when he was faced with most of the major hero's he got out unscathed.
    And in-between he's just a guy tryin to get by.

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    BTW THIS IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS NOT THE ACTUAL PEOPLE!!!!

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    A quick short story that I though of. Not much of a plot. I just wrote it and decided to post it. I might delete this later.

     

    Spoilers: It's about how Techoblade feels when Phil leaves him, and never comes back.

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    He was born a hunter, in a world of fire and darkness, surrounded by red and warmth and gold.

    Then, the traders came, and everything changed, and nothing will ever be the same.

    Or: the story of fire, friendship, and names.

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    Maybe it was okay to be soft. Especially if it's for Ranboo.

     

    Or: AgereRanboo tag is so bare so i will fill it even if i have to do it myself

    Oror: Babyboo brainrot time

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    To be fair, they thought messing with The Syndicate would be really funny. And it was, if only they didn't have to face the consequences of their own actions.

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    Without being able to type a single word, the author of a popular novel series decides to play a VRMMORPG to get some creativity going inside his head. Taking a vacation and being closer with friends doesn't seem too hard anymore.

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    Wilbur, the prince of Aslasmai, has lost is memory. So he has to travel to the God of Memory to restore his memory.

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    Technoblade and Philza are two of The Syndicate's finest assassins. But after tracking a runaway Wilbur Soot across the United States for nearly three months with no luck, Technoblade is about ready to give up. That is, until he comes face to face with him at a Walmart check-out. When Phil reveals Wilbur is his son, though, tensions grow between the three as they figure out what to do with this boy they've somehow kidnapped.

    Part 2 of the "we tried to kill you in a walmart parking lot (it didn't go exactly to plan)" series.

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    There’s a gentle tug at her sleeve, and Niki looks over to find Tommy lurking by her side, watching her with that little look on his face like he wants to say something but can’t bring himself to. The fog is still swirling around him, the very edges of it touch her own skin, ice cold and weirdly heavy.

    “Tommy?”

    “What was he like?” Tommy asks quietly, “The first Wilbur. What did he look like?”
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    There's a new man working in the archives. Or at least, to Niki there is. Everyone else insists he's the same old Wilbur that's always worked there. He's definitely not.

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    Tommy honestly couldn't ask for a better 16th birthday present than to be a professional racing driver competing in the biggest car race of the year around his dream track and with a brilliant lead driver and coach to help him. But his birthday takes a horrible turn when someone doesn't like this teen's daring nerve.

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    The politics of a party was a fragile practice, learning to dance around others and forcing a false social attitude, a fake smile, and a steady handshake.

    Greeting those you’ve met before, trying to remember the names of the ones that know you, and doing your solid best not to snap whenever they make.. Comments, about other species surely not being allowed to mingle with the oh-so-pure humans as they eye Techno’s looming presence or Phil’s talons. Trying to poke at them, get them to snap, and make them look like wild animals.

    It was an exhausting practice, and Phil had no idea how people enjoyed doing this. Lunatics.

    ..

    in which phil doesn't like crowds, and while words are poisonous, so is well, actual poison

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    It wasn't supposed to end like this.

    The heat of the fire was overwhelming, flames surrounding him as he struggled in his bonds.

    The fire wouldn't kill him, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt and he didn't want to have to explain to Phil why his clothes were covered in soot and ash.

    Almost the whole population of the town was here to watch the show, to watch a witch burn.

    He wasn't even a witch.

    The only reason he was even in this situation was because some girl accused him of witchcraft because he slipped up and corrected her on some war that happened over a century ago.

    Now he was being burnt at the stake because only a witch could have known that or some other stupid reason, he's not really sure since he didn't even get a trial.

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    Despite everything, Philza had managed to finally save everyone he cared about.
    Turns out though, time travel was the least of his worries.
    He and Techno never can catch a break, can they? And on that note, just who the hell are the "Avengers?"

    Or, the wacky sequel to Stay Alive and It's Quiet Uptown that no one wanted but you're all getting anyways.

    Technically part of a series, but can be read alone.

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    there is no peace where technoblade comes from. it is not a word in the vocabulary of the land, the violence so deeply ingrained in the bones of it's earth that it aches to even think of itself without it. technoblade, like all those before him and those that will come after, is an extension of the land. if there is no peace for the land, there is no peace for technoblade. and if vitamin d, destructiveness, is what supports techno's muscle and bone, and vitamin c, cruelty, is what makes his heart beat, who is he to deny the nature of the land?

     

    (sweet gemini. you are just a little less loving than you believe.)

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    Immortal best friends Philza Minecraft and Technoblade adopt a bunch of kids and start a family together.

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    Well, it’s over.

    Confronting Sapnap—who’s pretty pissed about Quackity never being around anymore—and Karl—whose memory is fading—about Kinoko Kingdom while covered in blood from torturing Dream definitely wasn’t a good idea. Quackity blames everyone, including himself. Love, or at least what he thought was love, had blinded him, and Dream can read people like a book. In other words, his marital troubles gave that green fuck the perfect tinder to start a bonfire.

    He’s so drunk that he can barely move when Phil finds him in the ashes of El Rapids with the rings in his pocket, waiting for the end. He’s sick of this shit. Sick of making the same mistake over and over.

    Sick of living.

    But the universe isn’t done with Quackity yet. Strange things start to happen to him after the shitshow that was the Red Banquet, and the seas are... well, angry. You have untapped potential, sugar pumpkin, Glatt tells him. Your bloodline gives you the power to bring entire nations to their knees. Use it.

    ———

    Or, Quackity’s been blind for a long time, and in more ways than one. But now that he’s finally pulled the wool off his eyes?

    Part of him is starting to wish he didn’t.

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