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    Techno stood frozen as the memory of the warm night he came to regret dumped a heavy, warm mass of blankets in his rigid arms before stomping away. "I didn't ask for this! I tried but I can't raise a freak for a child. You take it!" Before Techno could do anything, the forest had swallowed the woman whole.

    Frowning, Techno shuffled the mass into one arm and gently shifted the blankets away from obscuring the contents within them. And as the chat in his mind erupted, the Blade came face to face with soft, pink ringlets, pointed pink ears and wide, teary golden eyes.

    (Or, Techno discovers he picked up more from Phil than just his physical skills, the man in question gains another grandchild and Dream tries to run damage control as a role model to prevent another Techno 2.0, but only succeeds in making things worse.

    Meanwhile, In Manburg, a drunkard unknowingly loses the only ally who could have helped him and Ragnarok falls into place.

    Elsewhere, the gods smile.)

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    Techno was all too aware of the glint in the sandwing queen’s eye. How her tail coiled into something more offensive. How the guards around him shifted, readying their weapons. He tried to steady his emotions. To put on the emotionless mask. Techno stared towards his queen. He waited.

    Hera had her back to her champion, unaware of his sudden realisation. 

    “As long as you fulfil your’s,” She said to Queen Sunstone. “You will give us our payment and we will have complete removal for whatever you use him for after that.”

    “Understood.” Sunstone nodded. She looked directly into Techno’s eyes as she spoke the next, crucial words. “Seize him.”

    Techno saw red. The voices demanded blood. The only thing he could hear was their demands. And, oh, how it would feel so good to just listen. Just to let them take over for a while. Just like how they would in the arena.

     

    OR: Technoblade is a warrior foretold by the great Skywing prophet, Phoenix. His whole life he has been fighting in the arena, with the voices in his head urging him to kill. What will happen when he goes with his Queen to the Kingdom of Sand? Nothing bad right?

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    Tommy Innit, a 15 year old witch with a strange ability to sense luck. What a strange fella!

    Well not only is he a witch, you know, the most “dangerous creature” there is in this world, but also a vigilante with an arrest warrant above his head.

    Don’t look at him like that! He didn’t do anything wrong! He just accidentally cursed the number one hero! In his defence, it was either that, or get stabbed in the gut.

    Now like mentioned earlier, Tommy can sense luck, and so he knows that luck comes in patterns. Each person’s pattern is different, and Tommy’s… well Tommy doesn’t have a pattern.

    He usually has crazy good luck but then out of nowhere, there comes this wave of awful luck, where anything that can go wrong, does go wrong. It always lasts a random amount of time and during that, Tommy usually locks himself in his apartment, and spends his days checking, double checking, triple checking, and so on, everything even remotely dangerous.

    SO THEN HOW DID THINGS GO THIS WRONG?!?

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    Nobody else DreamXD had watched had ever reacted to a hug quite as strongly, even the most touch-starved. It seemed that Technoblade hugs were simply– special.
    And so that is how DreamXD came to the conclusion that Technoblade was the best hugger on the server.

    Or, Technoblade hugs are so good even God notices

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    Red is a color Techno is used to seeing. He saw it in his best friend’s youngest child, Theseus. But he saw it much more when it painted and cracked along his skin, as he pushed a sword into someone who probably deserved it.

    He loved the color red. Whether it was seeing his basic nephew running around in his iconic bright red t-shirt or dripping from his hands. It was beautiful, in more ways than one.

    But Technoblade, with the damn Blood God as his patron, has never hated the color more.

    The Essempii is at war. And at the center of it is the cursed Egg.

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    The Egg kills everyone in one day... Except for Technoblade. Centuries later, he encounters two boys named Tommy and Wilbur in the dystopia city, looking exactly like his past companions. Yet they don't have any of their memories. Will Techno be able to figure out this mess and find the others while dismantling the corrupt government? Or will some uncertain events lead to tragedy?

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    Tommy owns himself a cafe.

     

    Chaotic Craft's Cafe.

     

    This is no normal cafe
    Tommy really only uses it to lure in his victims and make money. And sell their organs discreetly. Y'know how it is.

     

    What Tommy didn't know, is that he'd be making a friend during the process of trying to get some dinner.

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    Mumza looked at Ghostbur and decided that this was bullshit and chucked him into a new dimension for a better life.

    Aka:

    Ghostburs fate sucks so here I am ignoring it and girlbossing my way through this.

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    Tommy is a villain.

     

    Along with his buddies Purpled, Ranboo, and Tubbo.

     

    Tommy isn't a normal person.

     

    Yeah most people had abilities or were hybrids, but Tommy was different.

     

    He coughed up smoke and gunpowder like a creeper, his mouth steams like a blaze, he has ears that no recorded animal or mob has, and a tail that normally you'd see on a cow or piglin.

     

    Tommy was not like Ranboo, who was a half ender man and half- something hybrid

     

    He was not like Tubbo who was a ram or goat hybird, who no doubt had some sort of bee hybird blood in him.

     

    He was not like Purpled who was some sort of straight up Alien, no one knows if he himself is a hybrid honestly.

     

    Tommy is different.

     

    Tommy is nothing anyone has ever seen before.

     

    And he has to keep his civilian form locked up. Or well his room mate does.

     

    But when he's not locked up?

     

    He's out doing himself some crime.

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    Being an omega on the server he made is hard. How and why? Because an anomaly has somehow been summoned in the safe space of his server. Said anomaly met Dream and stole his identity, even had the audacity to make his name opposite of Dream’s. Threatened Dream of killing his precious best friends if he doesn’t obey him. Dream may have retaliated since he knew that Sapnap and George are strong fighters, but Dream cannot accept the fact that the little ones may die if he doesn’t obey. We will begin at Dream's life in the prison onward. Travel with me, my wonderful readers.

    More notes as the story goes on.

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    Children of Death doesn’t really die, or rather, they don’t stay dead.
    The goddess is not one for picking and choosing who stays and who doesn’t, but she doesn’t have much issues with making exceptions for her boys.
    That doesn’t mean they're not technically able to stay dead, but they usually just don’t. At least not for much longer than a few hours or days.

    I mean, it's a fail proof system, is it not?
    Surely it doesn't have any flaws, or potential risks, or backfires.

    Oh.

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    There are side effects to using totems. To normal players and hybrids, the results aren't too bad past fatigue and typical dark magic effects. But Techno isn't normal. He's been cursed. So the totem affects him just a bit differently...

     

    or, Bedrock Bros arc with an interesting twist and the sbi family being canon, and some made-up lore cause I'm lore starved

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    A series of important events happening in Technoblades life leading up to before he joined SMPEarth.

    This is fanfiction, everything in here is just a part of my DreamSMP universe where things are canon-divergence. Ships can be seen as platonic or romantic.

    (Slow updates)

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    This is basically like Howl's Moving Castle but at the same time not you get what I mean? No? Then read it. Anti's do not fudging interact Im not shipping the real people just there skins. And Ijust wrote this in my notes app so yeah its sucks and english is not my first language I'm sorry if there are a lot of mistakes and this is not beta read :(
    So enjoy? Reading? Idk? (。ŏ_ŏ)

    -🌻

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    So your family's a bunch of heroes (Techno, Wil and Phil), Who never have time with you, bullies at school (fucking Jared, and Wilburs ex girlfriend Sally, plus some dude named Shroud) losing your friends (Tubbo, Ranboo to some guy named Micheal), so what if you changed that? What if when the weird ass cloaked villian who tried to talk to you, this time, you actually talked to him back. Its a big what if, Tommyinnit Kraken Waston.

    "I'm glad you do not mind me Tommy."

     

    TW: Self-hatred
    Bullying
    Underage smoking
    Sucidal thoughts/suicide mention
    self-harm
    obsessivness
    murder and graphic detail mention of blood

     

    Hey! Strawberry_shampoo here, I just wanted to let you know chapers are currently being revised and edited for grammar and punctuation errors! So if something is a bit off don't mind it. Thank you! And enjoy the fic <33

    2/25 completed :D

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    Tommy picks up smoking after pogtopia. The worse things got, the worse his habits got. Phil’s crows keep bringing Phil cigarette butts, Technoblade keeps forcing Tommy to bath to get the smell off of him, and Wilbur won’t let him go.

    Tommy tries to get better by going to Ranboo for help, the only person who is soft enough to cave in, and Tommy secretly goes to Quackity to grab more cigarettes.

    What happens when the rest of the SBI figures out Tommy is smoking? Will their possessiveness get in the way? Will Ranboo let his instincts to protect and possess over Tommy take over?

    (Underage for smoking, NOT smut, please don’t read if that’s what you’re looking for.)

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    Set back to exile, poor Thomas Innit is incredibly tired and alone, but then he feels the sharpest pains in his back. With Logstedshire destroyed and this incredibly inconveniencing pain, Tommy runs. Whatever awaits him?

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    Technoblade never met his great grandfather. He wasn’t told much about him, either. His siblings spoke of a great historic figure, known for their businesses and control over the government. Though, Techno’s father explained a filthy, rotten person who used any tactic to stay on the top. Manipulative businesses and corruption in the government. Despite his trust for his father, Techno didn’t know who to believe.

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    Personal Headcanon Backstory for Technoblade on the Dream SMP.

    AKA taking Techno's vague details about his origin story and turning it into an origin story

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    Dream’s been on the run for 2 years when he finally finds directions to a small revolution where he might be free. Unfortunately for him, the past refuses to let him go. His friends, under the orders of the King, are tasked with bringing him back to “safety.” All George and Sapnap want to do is save their friend, all Bad wants to do is escape his contract, and all Dream wants to do is escape.

    In a way, it’s a Minecraft!Manhunt, except it’s a fantasy au and early DreamSMP mashed together, with a Dream that’s not quite human, but not quite anything else.

    Please read the tags, this gets pretty heavy at times. Enjoy!

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    From the age of fourteen, after an incident that threw George’s life down the drain, he has been working with a very lethal, highly intelligent group of people known worldwide as the Titans. George (otherwise known as his alias The Veil), will stop at nothing to get what he has been training his entire life to achieve but… what if something — someone gets in the way of that?

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    Technoblade doesn't think there ever hasn't been faces in the corners of his vision, whispers in his ears. They never go away, not really. When they do it's only for a little.
    They bother him.
    A lot.
    //or

    Technoblade's voices get really bad and he does something he regrets straight after. Hurting the only person he'd fight the universe for.

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