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    Gideon Nav is a mid-level enforcer for the Nonagesimus Crime Family, and all she wants is out. Luckily, she has a ticket: if she can ferry the don's daughter, Harrowhark, across the country to a meeting of The Nine Families.

    There's only three problems: they can't fly, they can't use any of the Family's resources, and Harrowhark is the last person Gideon wants to spend two weeks trapped in a car with. But now it's up to her, alone, to keep Harrow safe and keep herself from losing it on the long, lonesome road ahead.

    Tamsyn Muir said Gideon the Ninth was a story about two girls forced to share the same bloodstained 'Best Friends' shirt. This story is the same, but replace the shirt with a pick-up truck and all the necromancy with deep cuts about living in New York City.

    A modern setting, Organized Crime AU for everyone's favorite disaster lesbians from the Locked Tomb Trilogy.

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus really does not want to go on this stupid work retreat. Gideon Nav really does not want her childhood enemy to suddenly show up at her job just as she's finally getting her life together.

    Neither of them will get what they want. But they might get what they need...eventually.

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    5/?
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    There is an arm that isn’t supposed to be attached. There is a soul that is supposed to be attached but isn’t. The House appears to be in its usual degree of decay. Ianthe looks over at the other bed, and there she is: Corona, sleeping soundly. If Ianthe focuses really hard, she can hear Babs’ snoring in the room over too.

    An arm that shouldn’t be there. A soul that should.

    A house not demolished. A twin safe and sound.

    For lack of being able to think anything else, Ianthe whispers aloud, “What the fuck is going on?”

    -

    Or, alternatively: Ianthe figures out the true secrets of Lyctorhood while stuck in a time loop at Canaan House.

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    Even Myriad old priests sometimes get bored, and they've spent enough time around necromancers to know how to persuade them to do anything.

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    Judith Deuteros has trained for years to keep her mind and body as disciplined as possible, in any stressful situation up to and including the murder of an acquaintance ... but this latest shock is another matter entirely, and her mind will not do quite as she wishes.

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    everyone is alive. everyone is on twitter. that's it, that's the plot.

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    5/5
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    The tiny, bizarrely-proportioned construct had practically bounced over to her, placed its grotesque forward appendages on her leg, and looked horribly happy about it all. No one was supposed to be happy about meeting Harrow. They were supposed to be respectfully terrified.

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    Being the journal of Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, chronicling the journey of the Emperor's warship Cenotaph on its hunt to slay an immortal Resurrection Beast.

    Or: the Moby Dick crossover AU that nobody asked for.

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    Two idiots and one mildly criminal New Year’s Eve operation.

    (In which Harrow Nonagesimus has a score to settle, and Gideon comes along to make sure she doesn’t get her tiny ass stuck in an even tinier window. It’s definitely not because she likes her.)

    (OR: the “who ya gonna call?” art school prequel, but just the part where they put a tilapia in John’s office.)

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    Abigail and Magnus let Harrowhark Nonagesimus Goes To The Ball play out. The baby lyctor performs theorems in the River to interesting results. Hijinks ensue, some because of Harrowhark's imagination, some because of the Fifth House's machinations, and some because people stay true to themselves.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    Fandom wank breaks out in the #canaan-house discord chat.

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    The heirs of the Nine Houses are summoned to Canaan House to attempt to attain Lyctorhood...and to put on a production of Macbeth.

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    2
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    Amature Chef Gideon Nav needs to escape her hometown of Drearburh, and she finally has a chance on the most brutal cooking show in the nine houses, Cutthroat Kitchen.

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    In which Cytherea arrives at Canaan House, and makes a mess of things.

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    In the myriadic year of our Lord -- the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death! -- The Reverend Daughter receives a summons.

     "Salutations to the House of the Ninth, and blessings upon its tombs, its peaceful dead, and its manifold mysteries..."

    In the dark vault of Drearburh, the Ninth listens to the words of the Emperor with bated breath, words they have long been waiting for. The weathered paper is ancient, yellow and pale as unbleached bone in the Reverend Daughter's dark hands. The script that ripples across its surface is familiar as the first of these letters, as familiar as every letter he has received since, and though part of him aches with suppressed longing, Crux, Marshal of Drearburh, dares not touch it. Instead, he allows himself to be consumed by a flood of memories, memories from a life long passed....

    A reconstruction of the galaxy-spanning Gideon the Ninth prequel and continuation focused on the love story of Crux and Teacher, partially told through letters.

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    "Ready?" asked Camilla. Gideon let out a deep breath.
    "I guess," Gideon hedged. She had never been married before. This was it. The big moment that would bisect her whole life into two parts—the time before she was married to the Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus—and after.

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    Her Divine Highness has dreamed for years of the Ninth, including its Lady. When her father arranges a ball for the House heirs she finally gets the opportunity to meet with her obsession face to face.

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    Fandom wank breaks out in the #canaan-house discord chat.

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus is a gifted young woman, applying for Classics at Oxford's Canaan College. She is also a practioner of magic, applying for the more secretive Thaumaturgic program, and is willing to do whatever it takes to pass. Including having Gideon pretend to be her familiar, despite their long, awful history together.

    But Gideon is not her familiar, and she is not any practioner. She is a diabolist, and if she is discovered it will mean far worse fates than simple failure. And can she really trust her fate to Gideon, when Gideon is a demon?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    22
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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus and Gideon Nav both resent their lots in life, as the daughter of a Tyvian High Judge and the servant of that same High Judge, respectively. Harrow has exactly the kind of attitude you would expect: cruel, iron-fisted, and a little bit snobbish. But she also works secretly with the revolutionaries trying to restore the Tyvian Princes to their former glory. Probably because they promised her a throne or something. Gideon has been in the Nonagesimus' service since she was a year old, shortly before Harrow was born. With no family to her name, she's been groomed since she was a child to one day join the Operators, Tyvia's secret police, a destiny she absolutely loathes.

    At least, until the death of Empress Emily Kaldwin. From old age, we'd like to point out. Still, without an heir to take her place, it changed everything. And the current regent has been having a time trying to find a proper replacement. So, he's invited some of the strongest candidates from all over the Isles to Dunwall Tower to be evaluated for the position. For some reason, he doesn't realize the potential risks of having everyone vying for the Empire's throne all under one roof. Go figure.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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