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    After his little brother is bundled back to Snezhnaya, Childe makes good on his promise to the traveller and takes the first boat out of Liyue Harbor. Any sense of homecoming lasts about as long as an uncooked steak in front of Xiangling, however, when his boat sinks, grounding him back in the mainland.

    It's just as well, because the next morning, a body is found in the Northland Bank.
    A visit from a fellow Harbinger reveals a far more insidious plot than anything Childe could concoct with a god of the vortex and twenty minutes without supervision. The murders aren’t limited to the one Bank. They’ve been trailing down the Liyue border, getting closer and closer to the city. The Tsaritsa has a new mission for him: to figure out who, or what is targeting Fatui forces.

    Against his best wishes, Childe is forced to see Zhongli again at the morgue. It becomes clear that he’s going to need a guide, and Childe resolves to quash his pride, and their differences to request his help to navigate Liyue and solve the case.

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    14/?
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    1614
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    Short SFW one-shots of ZhongChi for December.
    All will end happy.

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    6/31
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    4
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    44
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    720
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    childe is in love with zhongli and confesses.
    zhongli doesn’t know he is in love as well and rejects him.

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    2/?
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    43
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    Childe planejava tomar toda a Teyvat para si mas acaba desejando tomar todo o amor de um deus.

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    Português brasileiro
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    13,025
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    11/?
    Kudos:
    39
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    3
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    1271
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    In which Ajax falls into the Abyss for three years instead of months. It spits him back out differently, with a taint in his heart and more battle experience than any mortal since the archon war. That’s the thing about the Abyss; it takes something from you when you enter.

    And when you leave?

    It gives something back.

    Or:

    Everything you need to know about entering, living in and escaping the Abyss. Also includes how to make yourself a wanted criminal in your home country, how to take care of your family while running from said country, how to snag yourself a foreign Archon for a husband, how to wage war on said husband's ex-bosses, and more.

    Note: Do not attempt at home.

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    4/?
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    "What the fuck" Aether says, which is appropriate for the situation as they just crash-landed from the sky and into this weird-looking world that he and Lumine never traveled to before. "Language", Zhongli says.

    [Super indulgent Genshin Impact X My Hero Academia ff]

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    9/?
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    551
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    74
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    Childe quiere enamorar a Zhongli, sin embargo no sabe por dónde empezar.

    Language:
    Español
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    212
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    1
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    124
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    “I was a mortal, once. After all this time, I still cannot fathom why I ascended to godhood when I had died by sinking to the bottom of a frozen lake.”

    He ceased to be human, far in the past.

    He accepts it with a heavy heart. It is a burden he resigns himself to shoulder until the end of time arrives.

    As he tries to remain incognito, he bears witness to the history he desires not to be a part of. Nevertheless, he fights to survive, to outlive the slain gods that perish in the gruelling bloodshed.

    Then, he dutifully stirs havoc in the name of the Archon he is forced to serve.

    Maybe he can finally find his catharsis in Liyue.

    Alternatively:

    This is the gruelling life story of a divinised Tartaglia. He finds solace in a certain Geo Archon.

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    17/?
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    All of a sudden, his happy feelings vanish into dread. Mister Zhongli arrives with Master Childe in tow, and they’re— again, for the umpteenth fucking time—making heart eyes at each other.

    May Rex Lapis save him from these two.

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    1/1
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    10
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    23
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    Childe isn’t sure when he notices the ever-present salad but once he does take note the dish seems to be everywhere. The same cup of chopped up green herbs with light dressing is offered to him wherever he goes. It tastes strange and a little overpowering and the consistency is unpleasantly slimy.

    Or Zhongli tries to make sure Childe eats his divine vegetables before there is a misunderstanding.

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    1/1
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    25
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    Sometimes, she just wants to tell them: he only comes here to ask about you. Mister Zhongli takes thirty minutes everyday to “appreciate” Master Childe. Conversations with Master Childe always, always lead to him gushing about Mister Zhongli.

    Granny Shan is tired. She’s not getting paid for this.

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    1/1
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    ut in abyssos, a stellis

     
    I'f Ajax fell into the abyss, then there is only one thing he can truly be certain of. It wasn't 'Ajax' who crawled back out. Lacking most of his memories from his time before the abyss and being plagued with a sense that he was missing something truly important, the newly named Childe struggled to grasp a true understanding of what his life had all led up to at this point.

    But Childe was never one for philosophy.

    With blood on his ledger, he could find a sense of peace in all this.

    It doesn't stop the fact that Foul legacy felt more like him than his actual body. Nor did it stop the divine nature of Teyvat from falling barely short in killing him.

    But that didn't matter, after all, he knew his job was to be her Divine Majesty's honed weapon of war! It was his first promise! Right?

    It was wasn't it?...or, well rather, it should be. Well, when you have two anomalies disrupting the very fabric or reality, surely some things are bound to be amiss!

     

     

    ad sidera ex abysso

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    15/?
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    Childe has been spending a lot of time with Zhongli, and he's almost certain that Zhongli returns his feelings. His hopes are dashed when he overhears a conversation concerning a development in Zhongli's love life, but maybe it's finally time to confront Zhongli directly.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    248
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    1681
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    every night for three months childe finds himself caught up in the future with a random man he’s supposedly “married” to. the man’s touch feels so familiar on childe’s body, and his presence alone seems so intoxicating. would childe reciprocate the man’s love or will he leave the man all on his own?

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    English
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    1,066
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    530
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    [Modern Au/Canon Au Crossover] Childe would consider his life to be pretty good! A stable part-time job, passing his University classes with ease, making one (1) good friend at said University, and… well… applied to SugarDaddy dot com in search of a Sugar Daddy… But even the Sugar Daddy, Mr. Zhongli, was super amazing (despite going on one date so far)! Childe couldn’t ask for a better life!

    So, why the fuck did he end up in a completely different one?!

    OR: The Eleventh of the Fatui Harbingers accidentally fucked up trying to use some weird artifact in a Domain he had entered and gets his ass isekai-ed into the modern world.

    (Also on Wattpad under the same name.)

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    2/?
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    20
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    132
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    22
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    Love, Zhongli mused, taking the chopsticks in his hand and carrying the buns to the table in the dining area of the kitchen. That word was so strange to him. Love was such a strong emotion, and yet Childe seemed to say it so casually. It was confusing, to say the least, especially when Zhongli felt anything but casual about it.

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    1/1
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    8
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    199
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    16
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    “Hah- shit… Zhongli,” he groaned beneath his breath. The hand in his ass retracted as he moved it behind him to grasp at the headboard, rocking his hips into his other hand feverishly. Almost there, he thought, desperate to find any sort of release.

    “Well… what do we have here?”

    Childe snapped his head at that rumbling voice he knew all too well and turned towards the door frame, instantly letting go of his cock. Lo and behold, a familiar, dark haired figure leaned against it.

    Zhongli! Wait… Zhongli? He wasn't meant to be back for another two days, and why did he return so late at night? The gears of Childe’s brain were turning like broken clockwork, and his messy, sleep deprived state wasn't helping things.

    Ah, I must be dreaming, he finally thought. I must've fucked myself so much that I've fallen asleep.

    Childe lives out his horny fantasies in his 'dream'. Oh and he also proposes.
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    454
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    55
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    8046
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    Diluc wonders exactly why people are asking him for love advice.

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    5/10
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    762
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    91
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    Venti, bless his soul, tried to create a group chat to get someone to pay for him. Too bad it ended up with him as a trap and ancient gods planning on destroying the world as they know it :)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    70
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    Ever since the Osial debacle, Childe has been avoiding a certain incognito former god turned funeral parlor consultant. But not because of any ill feelings that could’ve possibly carried over from said debacle, as one might assume, but because the realization that Zhongli and Rex Lapis are one in the same led to the worst case of 20/20 hindsight whiplash that Childe has ever experienced.

    The moment it came upon him caused such a visceral, gut-wrenching reaction, he immediately had to accuse himself from the meeting he’d been having with Ekaterina to retreat into his private room and scream wordlessly into his pillow. Which was then followed up with him incoherently screaming at the memory of his past self– “You idiot! Moron! You absolute clown! What the fuck have you done to yourself?! What the fuck?!

    But he had to scream in that moment– he had to, because all his mind could do was replay a highlight reel of all the times he now so deeply regretted…

     

    “Say Zhongli… when looking at one of his statues, don’t you think Morax is probably really hot? Like, he’s absolutely stacked! And that’s only what we can see from the front!"

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    English
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    12,951
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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    533
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    6055

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