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    A Pedo/Pokephilic recreation of the Robot chicken skit "Unicorn Mayonnaise"

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    Total Drama back again! This time there's new twists, a cast of twenty seven fictional characters, and most importantly; a new host.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    23
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    5
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    1370
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    Your name is Susie and you learn a lot of things. You learn that some animals can talk. You learn that you have royal blood. Oh, and you also learn that boys aren't always jerks. How cool is that? Oneshot.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    138
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    1
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    55
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    A podfic of "Proustian" by Missy.

    "Susie asks Mr. Bun for some writing advice."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    2
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    1
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    2
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    39
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    A podfic of "the stuff dreams are made of (are someone else's nightmares)" by Elemental.

    "Calvin's missing. Mr Bun is suddenly a very real rabbit with startlingly big teeth. Some fairy tales are apparently real things that happened, they just happened somewhere else.

    Now Susie has to rescue Cavin from the land of the fairies and get them both home before dinner, or she's going to be so grounded."

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    English
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    33
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    4
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    96
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    Calvin's missing. Mr Bun is suddenly a very real rabbit with startlingly big teeth. Some fairy tales are apparently real things that happened, they just happened somewhere else.

    Now Susie has to rescue Cavin from the land of the fairies and get them both home before dinner, or she's going to be so grounded.

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    English
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    9,524
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    78
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    339
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    1532
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    Susie, Queen of the Fire People, does it again!

    Language:
    English
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    104
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    116
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    Susie asks Mr. Bun for some writing advice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    152
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    Susie needs a little help figuring out the next step in her novel.

    Hobbes, as always, has suggestions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    190
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    Calvin and Susie are both big fans of the outdoors, but when they skip school to go camping together, they get more than they bargained for when a dangerous visitor shows up at their tent.

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    English
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    316
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    “None of this makes any sense,” said Susie. “I’m attacked by weird monsters, I summon another weird monster out of the depths of my soul, Calvin… actually, Calvin summoning demons is the least surprising thing that’s happened all day. I always knew it was just a matter of time.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    237
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    A series of snapshots as Calvin grows up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    980
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    380
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    What would happen if Susie could suddenly see Hobbes the way Calvin does?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,346
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    737
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    Calvin gets sold off to a satanic cult of feminists, and forced to breed the antichrist.
    Based on a true story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,135
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    8
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    391
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    Friendly antagonism in the age of social distancing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    316
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    Susie Derkins could point you to the exact day that everything changed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,730
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    605
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    Write 20 crossover drabbles of Buffyverse characters doing something for the first time, they said. It'll be easy, they said. In no way will it lead to some very weird fandom collisions, they said, with a slight quiver of the lip.

    Written for the Twisting The Hellmouth 20 For 20 challenge. Table of contents in first chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,375
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    610
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    "Calvin is eleven years old in 1997, the summer the Star Wars Trilogy: Special Edition hits the local multiplex, and he is instantly smitten. For someone who's been devouring Spaceman Spiff serials since he was five, it was inevitable; and from all the homages, from the ray guns to the aerial dogfights, it's obvious that George Lucas is a Spiff fan, too. "
     

    Or, Calvin becomes obsessed with Star Wars. Fortunately, Hobbes and Susie want to play along. As long as there's no kissing, everything's good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    152
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    "Он притворяется, что Хоббс просто ошибается, что кое-что может быть неизменным вечно, даже после конца Вселенной, когда они станут лишь воспоминаниями, оставляющими яркий свет в ночи подобно кометам."

    Кельвин всегда знал, что он не такой, как все, просто не представлял насколько.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    6,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    16
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    Calvin is charming, maybe a little too literally.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    936

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