18 Works in Stripper John

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    Alexander's favorite Latin phrase had always been carpe noctem. Seize the night. And so when he is kicked from his band and has to figure out a way to get back at them, he decides making his own band is his best option. But when he has to go to some of the weirdest places to find anyone able to actually play, he starts regretting his decision. There is no way he can whip his new team into shape before the upcoming battle of the bands. And yet, here he is, trying to do exactly that.

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    A case, misunderstandings and pesky feelings make things difficult for John and Sherlock.

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    In which John and his favourite client Sherlock have some fun with a bit of ribbon and a stripper pole.

    *Sequel to Tease and Twist*

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    John knew his routines were a bit too subtle for the crowd, well as subtle as stripping could be. That was why he was struggling to earn his cut at the club. He knew he needed to start booking private dances to keep his job, and pay his rent. Luckily for John, his first private dance is booked by Sherlock Holmes, a man who seems to appreciate subtlety and the way chains look against John’s skin.

    *This is completed and chapter two will be posted in a week*

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    LJ Johnlock Prompt!
    What if Sherlock was working a case in which a serial killer were targeting male strip clubs and attacking performers. Problem is, it’s been 3 murders and no one is close to the culprit.
    Sherlock, in typical Sherlock fashion, decides that he will go undercover as a stripper. Except, as John reminds him, the killer has a type, sturdy and blonde, both of which Sherlock wasn’t. Then John confessed that because his parents were less than ideal, he paid for his entire education himself - through stripping. So as luck would have it, John would have to do it instead.

    Sherlock had heard in passing of John’s “sexual prowess” but hadn’t given it much thought..until now. Faced with this new side to John’s personality, can Sherlock handle his partner’s raw sexuality, better yet, can he resist it?

    After all, there was a killer on the loose.

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    A sorta sequel for Itchy Balls. This time Harold the tormented one and he has one hell of a week.

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    As a favour to one of Johns uni friends John and Sherlock infiltrate a local strip club to uncover the person blackmailing the strippers who work there. Short, compact, combat ready John would be ideal to cover the bar area while tall, sculptured, graceful Sherlock would be the ideal candidate to pose as a stripper…right?

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    Sherlock initially only enters the strip club to track a suspect, but he ends up noticing one of the male dancers. Instead of paying him for sex, he simply pays him for his time.

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    Posh pretty-boy Sherlock Holmes, danseur extraordinaire, never expected to be swept off his feet the night he deigned to visit a strip club. But then he never expected to meet John Watson, soldier and erotic dance god.

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    5/?
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    Sherlock only went to the club for a case. He had no idea John Watson was moonlighting as a stripper to pay for school.

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    A collection of Johnlock AU's
    (the title basically says it all)

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    7/7
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    4
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    116
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    You had to dance to seven songs because Kanaya was mad at you about being two hours late, but nothing really tropes Dave showing up at Alternia unexpected and you losing your shit trying to explain why you're dressed like a two-dollar whore.

    (You're pretty sure you wouldn't ever say anything like that, but you know he would.)

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    Summary: John Winchester wants to end his career with a bang. And on top.

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    Sherlock goes to a strip club for a case. One particular stripper catches his attention.
    I'll give you three guesses as to which one.

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    John's last week in Kandahar changes his life forever. It all starts with a lap dance.

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    15
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    Within a period of two months, four strippers have committed suicide by taking the exact same poison.
    Sherlock is convinced that the strippers were murdered and is determined to find the culprit. At the same time Sherlock is positively obsessed with a certain blonde stripper.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
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    81
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    Sherlock Holmes walks into a strip club for a case. He winds up leaving with more than he bargained for...

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    "That's it. You're moving in with me, until we can get you back on your feet. You might not have wanted to come to me for help John Watson, but now I've finally found you again I'm not going to let you slip away again."

    Language:
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    1/?
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    26
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    5
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    945

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