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    Welcome to my attempt at Kinktober. For this chapter, there is just talk about kink, no actual kink. The porn starts (hopefully) tomorrow.

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    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    102
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    David was a reckless art thief who stumbled onto a dead body and mysterious object in a back alley one night. Unexpectedly, he stumbled into something much more unnerving.

    “Is this your idea of foreplay?”
    Patrick’s lips twitched. “We can skip it if it’s not to your liking.”
    ”I don’t know.” He said, just to see what would happen.
    There was no anger or violence on Patrick’s face. He spoke softly. “Kiss me, then.”
    Somehow that made him shivered. “Is that a command?”

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    56
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    81
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    11
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    Students from different universities were chosen to go on a prepaid trip to Gili Meno, a small island on the northwest coast of Lombok, Indonesia. A summer paradise that is secluded and — almost — entirely off the grid. An intended summer getaway turns out to be a living nightmare when the group encounters cursed land. On the island, strangers are forced to trust their lives to each other.

    From the moment they stepped into Swastamita Ananta Resort by Rose Enterprise, they knew that it would be the longest two weeks of their lives.

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    3,027
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    141
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    31 days, 31 triple-drabbles. Will include multiple ships -- tags to be updated as I go!

    Series
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    5,400
    Chapters:
    18/31
    Comments:
    460
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    6204
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    Stevie had to laugh at his dramatics when David asked her if people just dropped dead in the street from sheer neglect. It was one of those questions that was only funny due to how true it was - when Stevie was young, there were no doctors in Schitt’s Creek, and the vast majority of health problems were dealt with by ignoring them or going to Twyla’s family for homemade remedies. Hospitals were always a last resort. Stevie tried not to remember the few times she had been sent to the hospital in Elmsdale. Schitt's Creek didn't need a hospital anymore, they had Ted.
    or
    Stevie Budd: invented tragic backstory

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    A collection of short unrelated fics exploring David and Patrick's life together.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    749
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    It's 2038 and David and Patrick will be married for 20 years. A look at that year as told through the lyrics of “Look At Us” by Vince Gill

    Each chapter name is the lyric that chapter is based on.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
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    David loses a bet and gets dragged to a road race where he meets a man he was convinced could not exist, who helps him hide from all of his problems and maybe even learn to save himself.

     

    People are passing around them, have been for a bit now, but David doesn’t notice. He’s standing in the dank back lot of an old building, surrounded by degenerates of varying degrees, with liquor flowing and smokes toking, engines revving loud - growling like they’ve got live jaguars under-hood. And all he can see is this sassy asshole in front of him.

     

    The look he gets in return weakens his knees, steady and sure, like the calm before a storm.

     

    Maybe Patrick’s not unaffected after all.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    3
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Right at the beginning of David’s junior year of college, his dad’s business partner literally took the money and ran, and the Roses were left with nothing. Without any other options, his parents moved to some tiny Canadian town his dad apparently bought in the ‘90s and his sister eloped with her boyfriend Stavros.

    As his parents could only afford the one motel room and classes were already paid for, David decided to stay where he was. He moved in with his friend Stevie and got a job at the Schitt Family Coffee Roasters south campus location.

    David was less than thrilled by this job prospect, but no one else was hiring and rent was a thing now, so he gathered what little self-respect he had left and prepared to meet his new manager, Patrick.

    But as it turned out, David had met him once before. Under very, very different circumstances.

    *****

    Or; the hookup-to-friends-to-lovers college coffee shop AU that no one asked for.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    206
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3810
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    Patrick gets kicked off his Interflix account because too many people are watching it, but who has the password?!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    699
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    David: So, Jake and his little pony are goin' on dates and having sexy honeymoon weekends?
    Stevie: No, only sometimes, when it's necessary.
    David: Hmm. So you're in love then. You're like falling in love with Jake.
    Stevie: It's impossible to be in love with Jake, only Jake is in love with Jake. He's just really good at celebrating my body. So, I'm keepin' him around.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
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    Stephanie "Stevie" Budd had a… complicated relationship with gender. And sex. And family.
    Complications can be ignored though, since she’s allergic to sincerity

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    224
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    Jake and Stevie are at Café Tropical for their weekly milkshake the night of Jocelyn's baby sprinkle. After Albany overhears Klair saying breaking news: we still fucking hate her in regards to her at The Wobbly Elm, she flees back to where they'd indulged in lunch earlier that day, meeting the two of them in the process.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    Welcome to Big Brother! 16 contestants must compete against each other for a chance to win $500,000 in a house wired with cameras and microphones, capturing their every move for a TV and Internet audience. The twist? They all already know someone else in the house; exes, family members, old friends, enemies. Who will make it to the end?

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    Chapters:
    36/36
    Comments:
    356
    Kudos:
    284
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
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    Stevie finally allows her girlfriend Ruth to come spend time in the Greater Elms rather than Stevie flying down to New York. While she's totally up for Ruth meeting her friends, seeing Jake walking down the street was not what she had in mind.

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    459
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    What if the Brewers didn't come out for Patrick's birthday? What if they decide to surprise him at opening night of Cabaret?
    Patrick still hasn't come out to his parents, and when they show up for his opening night in Cabaret, he asks David to keep them a secret until he can tell them himself.

    Language:
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    Words:
    14,242
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2477
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    Patrick has asked Rachel to marry him, something he knows is a colossal mistake. In order to score some fast cash before breaking things off entirely, Patrick lets his friend talk him into a one-time catering gig at a fancy Halloween party. Turns out, some details were left out of the job description, and Patrick finds himself tasked with handing out condoms at a masquerade sex party and spends the night learning some new things about himself.

    Language:
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    Words:
    11,690
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    2989
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    David is headed to a Halloween party at Mutt's barn and decides he needs to find a costume and maybe even a new date. Enter Bumpkin and some confusion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,363
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    782
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    Stevie forces David & Patrick to go to a creepy abandoned house once owned by her ex-uncle on Halloween.

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    English
    Words:
    1,447
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    483
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    David Rose had it all - He graduated at the top of his class from NYU, he had the greatest boyfriend, Jake, and his life was going according to the plan he had set for himself since he was a child. That is, until Jake dumped him to go to law school and turned David's entire world upside down. The only way to win Jake back was to join him in law school and prove to him that David Rose was the perfect person to marry.

    That is, until a certain teacher's assistant shows up and helps David realize that he's perfect just the way he is.

    OR the Legally Blonde AU that no one asked for!

    (Brief David/Jake, please don't let that deter you!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,860
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    594

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