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    Stefon's brother David is getting married. He needs a plus-one. He knows who to ask.

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    The years before Stefon found himself on Weekend Update were some of the weirdest, and lowest points in his life. He wouldn't say he hated them, but there were only a few moments he would look back on in fond memory.
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    The Story of Stefon Zolesky (Meyers), Saturday Night Live's finest hot mess/City Correspondent, and his life from 2006 to 2010.

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    random sethon fic oops || not gonna finish this unless i ever really feel like it.

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    AO3's hottest vid is GAY BAR. This vid has everything: clips, editing, a song by Electric Six, homoerotic text, Ben Affleck in a supporting role, ANDERSON COOPER GETTING PUNCHED?, and could that be acclaimed club kid Stefon Zolesky?! No! It's comedian Bill Hader constantly losing his shit over last-minute script changes! So if you're John Mulaney, or you just like watching white male comedians make out, this is the vid for you.

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    “It’s just been.. I don’t know. Too long. Very long time since I’ve ever done anything like that.”
    “It has? Do you miss it?”
    “Of course I do. I’m human. I’ll get frustrated sometimes, when all I have is myself.”
    Seth paused. He couldn’t tell how far into the conversation he was allowed to offer. Offer to touch him. Make him feel good. They were facing each other on the bed, it would be so easy to reach over and-
    “I don’t mind.”
    “You don’t mind what, Seth Meyers?”
    “H- uh, helping. You. Touching you.”

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    Okay so I wrote this when i hadn't slept for almost 48 hours, and I didn't remember doing it until I went through my notes app the other day

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    Road rage was something Seth struggled with. Anger was something Seth struggled with. But Stefon was usually there to calm him down, talk him through it. It was beneficial to both of them. But sometimes Stefon would defuse his husband without even knowing it. Times like today.

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    Stefon and Seth wake up beside each other for the first time.

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    “I couldn’t find your fancy cooler,” he says, “so I just took out the whole ice tray and laid the champagne at a jaunty angle.”

    “Well, it’s better than that time you wrapped the bottle in a roll of frozen puff pastry,” Seth shrugs.

     

    [The Meyers family are still stuck in the house. Stefon’s really good at making a stay-at-home order less boring, though.]

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    "Stefon was just one of those people you meet sometimes that have something special about them. Something that makes you want to spend time with them just to watch them be. Seth didn’t understand what was going on in Stefon’s mind, but he was more than happy to be surprised again and again by his deadpan wit and his unexpected kindness."

    Or, how Seth discovers that his feelings for Stefon might not be entirely platonic after all.

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    “Wow, daddy’s a big spender tonight, hm?”
    Seth’s whole body had a jerk reaction to it, every brain cell he previously had shutting down and having a quick reboot before that meat sack between his ears decided to rejoin the party. “Um-”

     

    Shameless Daddy Kink porn dedicated to Dee. The realest mf I know.

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    When Stefon gets back to their house, he feels like he’s dead on his feet.

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    “I was thinking—and you don’t have to say yes, Richie Tozier, I promise—maybe we could… together…”

    Richie knew it was coming and he’s still surprised. “You want to have a threesome. With me.”

    “If you have to be blunt about it,” Seth says with a sheepish little chuckle.

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    Klara is 16, and the youngest cast member ever preforming on Saturday Night Live. She's living her stressed out-life in New York, sharing an apartment with her coworker Michael Che, when things start to get twisted in her rather unusual friend group. She's a mess, Michael's not much better, and their friend Colin's life is falling apart. Welcome to the trainwreck that is the cast of Saturday Night Live.

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    Stefon isn’t a stranger to prescription drugs, but they don’t usually come in a neat little bottle that has his name on it and says take once daily by mouth.

    Or, Seth and Stefon cuddle on the couch, and Stefon acquires a taste for domestic bliss.

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    Whether it be ecstasy, cocaine, adderall, you fucking name it, they are always high when they're together. Stefon has seen a side to Shy no one else has and vice versa and he likes having access to that. It's like when peanut butter get stuck to the roof of your mouth. It's sweet, it's unhealthy and it's even a little addictive. In the most respectable sense possible and hopefully a compliment, Stefon knows no man more like that than Shy. So what do you do in that situation? You make it work.

    THERE!! AREN'T!! ENOUGH!! SHY!! AND!! STEFON!! FICS!!

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    After the Season 38 SNL finale, Stefon gets a call.

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    "The straight man is a stock character in a comedy performance, especially a double act, sketch comedy, or farce. When a comedy partner behaves eccentrically, the straight man is expected to maintain composure." - Wikipedia

    Seth's journey from Stefon's straight man to his husband.

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    level 1
    Velorium_Camper
    317 points
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    5 years ago
    In a perfect world, would you and Stefon be together?

     

    level 2
    Seth_Meyers
    976 points
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    5 years ago
    It is a perfect world and we are

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    Seth first got word of Stefon actually existing at some point in 2008.

    [Seth Meyers and Stefon Zolesky’s friendship, et cetera, from behind the Weekend Update desk and outside of it. Content warnings are tagged. Now complete!]

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