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    A half-gloved hand stroked at that chrome-streaked hair. “The Gentleman Raider, I presume?”
    He hadn’t been sure of the name before—“gentleman” being a bit of slang local to Bridgetown Citadel, for one, and really he’d have preferred more time to workshop it before being exposed to the wider Wasteland community—but in that voice, it sounded brilliant.

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    Stede Bonnet is about to go down as the worst Road Warrior in history when he’s rescued by a legendary raider.

    (A remix of their first meeting that takes place in the Fury Road universe.)

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    It was a Saturday when Mary Allamby Bonnet passed away. But it was a Wednesday when Stede Bonnet's life truly began, as that was the day when he had an important meeting with Louis' teacher

    Stede Bonnet is trying, really really trying, to navigate this new world he has found himself in. A new town. A new house. A new business. And a new life as a single father. And perhaps, if he can somehow manage, he can finally be authentically Stede.

    And Louis' kindergarten teacher who also happened to be Alma's theater director, Ed "Blackbeard" may just be the wonderful surprise of Stede, and the children's lives.

    And of course the crew of Queen Anne's Progressive School and The Lighthouse Cafe and Booksellers are there to help along the way.

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    An open window. Outside, the ocean is endless. What if Edward is thinking of Stede at this very moment?

     

    Would he know Stede was thinking of him, too? Somewhere, out there... No, ridiculous. That's not a thing.

     

    A shiver moves down Ed's spine. Someone once told him that a shiver without cold meant another was thinking of you.

     

    Edward was never one to believe heavily in superstitions. But, what if...somewhere out there? The ocean is vast and lonely outside of his window.

     

    The story begins where season one leaves us, stranded on a deserted island. A story unfolds as two groups of pirates clumsily find their way back to each other in a comedic adventure, sparked by the love of two co-captains.

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    Edward Teach owns a small café. He's just trying to live a quiet life and put his past behind him. Stede Bonnet is an accountant with a divorce and a failed relationship under his belt. When their worlds collide chaos ensues, but perhaps that's just what they both need.
    Featuring a fake relationship, a dark past, copious misunderstandings and a little black cat named Ollie.

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    Following the events of season one Blackbeard is distraught and unpredictable. Doggedly loyal first mate Izzy Hands does his best to keep things together while also keeping Edward from doing anything he may regret later. Stede races to reunite, unaware of the mess left in his wake.

    Slow burn, eventually Stede/Ed/Izzy. Tags to be added.

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    Stede Bonnet has been neglected by his father his whole life. His marriage failed after ten years of being ignored or ridiculed and the mating bond rejection had nearly destroyed what little that was left of him. Being trapped back at his father's estate, locked up in his rooms, sends Stede on a frantic mission to finally be free, to be his own man.

    There's only one place an omega can be truly free and that is a life at sea. He runs back to the sea that tried to claim him once and ends up in the path of the greatest pirate that ever lived-- a pirate who smells terribly familiar even if Stede has no memory of meeting the famed Blackbeard before.

    Blackbeard is nothing like the alphas Stede had met before and the two of them become fast friends as they take on a life at sea together, co-captaining the Revenge. It doesn't take long for the crew (which now feels like the family Stede never had) to realize that there might be something more between the two of them, something the two of them might need their help to figure out.

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    Summary: A Podfic of Our flag means bare ting innit by Crashed_Vertibird that I recorded while high on edibles. Calling this a Podfic is a stretch FYI.

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    Chauncey was right. Stede knew that now. He was a twisted, sick, cruel joke on the world whose only legacy was the bodies he left in his wake and the broken people left unable to pick up the pieces. He needed to be stopped, if not now, soon, before someone else was taken by the plague that was Stede Bonnet.

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    Alt universe roadman AU! Set in England. Stede and Ed are roadmen, a glimpse into their life!
    Stede sells weed after being kicked out of his parents house for being gay, him and Ed have been dating for 4 (year 9 innit fam)
    Excessive use of roadman/British slag, sorry people who aren’t British.

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    When Stede’s meeting with the British Navy doesn’t go as planned, the course of The Revenge goes slightly off plan.

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    Captain Anne Bonny and her crew stumble upon a group of abandoned men, and she delivers them to her tuākana Ed.
    (Post-season 1 story)

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    All it’ll take is one more project, and Stede Bonnet will be able to graduate and live freely. There’s just one problem.

    His cocky dickhead know-it-all partner.

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    Inspired by An American Tail

    Stede is actively on the hunt for Ed with the help of Anne Bonny and Mary Read, but Ed finds out Stede is dead when he's just a street away from him

    (Stede is looking for Ed and misses each other by just a second each time)

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    Stede and the crew return to The Revenge. Stede attempts to reconcile with The Kraken and reclaim the love of his life.

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    Edward and Stede are separated. Ed is reclaiming his title as Blackbeard on the high seas while Stede is trying desperately to catch The Revenge to make things right. Jim and Frenchie make several attempts to escape, Oluwande and Black Pete reminisce about their lost loved ones, and Izzy is Izzy. When a raid against Calico Jack's ship introduces a new player to the game, Edward must make a choice: will he continue the facade as the brutal and merciless Blackbeard or will he open his heart again in new ways?

    © 2022 Josephine Lauricella

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    Stede ne fuis pas chez Mary, torturé par Badminton, balafré de partout et vendu en esclave pendant une année, attendant la mort à moins que ça ne sois Edward. Il attendait.
    Les retrouvailles ne seront pas aussi agréable qu'elles auraient du l'être.

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    After returning to The Revenge, Stede and Ed work back to get where they left off. To do this, Stede, Ed, and the crew of The Revenge enjoy a family vacation in the snow. Let the Pirate Snow day commence!

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    “S’nothing… just bit my tongue… I’m okay.”

    “You bit your tongue while drinking?” Asked Izzy, raising an eyebrow.

    “…yes…?”

    “Stede you’ve been acting weird this week honey, why can’t you tell me what’s going on?”

    Overwhelmed with embarrassment, Stede simply looked at the floor; his hand carefully massaging his cheek.

    “Toothache?” Asked Izzy.

     

    (This is the most self indulgent thing I’ve ever shared online lmao
    In this AU, Izzy is a pediatrician dentist, Stede is a teacher and Ed is a tattoo artist)

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    When Stede Bonnet was carefully carved out of bits of the finest enchanted Brazilian cherry wood, he allowed Geppetto to put on a show with him, dress him up and parade him about a bit, dangling from bits of string and lace, tottering about the world in a perverse imitation of a real boy. And when that stupid fucking cricket that lived in the walls of his Barbados estate whispered to him and told him to behave, to smile through his pathetic (pathetic) puppet life, what did Stede Bonnet do? Why, he took a hammer and smashed the fuck out of that cricket. Cricket annihilated. Bonnet out.

    The story hasn’t ended though. It’s time for him to be swallowed by that great sea-beast, only to be spit out into a new life with the only person who can break the spell. The first problem now is that the only one who can allow him to feel a real human heartbeat thudding in his no-longer wooden chest is more likely to stop that beating forever. The second problem is that for the first time in his life, he knows exactly what he is.

    Or: Stede must defeat the Kraken. Ed must destroy the puppet. Only they can save each other. Only the one can make the other human again.

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    Stede Bonnet is ten the first time he meets a mermaid. 

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