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Lay me gently in the cold dark earth by eleanorasbery
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Mar 2024
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Stede Bonnet is dying, has been for a long time. He’s known about it for going on 12 years, an inoperable brain tumour. Yep. Right in the centre, getting its filthy little paws into all sorts of juicy parts of Stedes brain, just sitting there and causing all sorts of havoc till the day it finally finishes him off. At first the idea of death terrified him to his core but by now he’s pretty much accepted it, being terminally ill is just a part of his personality at this point, he’s learned to live with it.
It’s not until a sexy, long haired, leather clad specimen of a man comes into his life does he reconsider how fulfilling life could actually be.
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1718. The Golden Age of Piracy.
Former pirates Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach retire to run an inn on land.
Things do not go as planned…
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This is a story about growth.
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Jack’s face is all scrunched up, fucking moustache touching the tip of his nose. “The fuck? What kind of pirate—?”
But Izzy knows what kind of pirate would do that. Shit. And he'd thought things had been going so well.
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After leaving the Revenge, Izzy shacks up with Calico Jack and tries to start over. But the Universe has a tendency to laugh in his face, and apparently it's found the perfect tools for that: Stede fucking Bonnet, and a fucking desert island. -
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“So, we’re innkeepers then.”
Two whim-prone middle-aged guys, in the throes of first love, make an emotionally charged decision to upend their lives completely.
Things turn out... pretty well, actually.
Post-S2 domestic fluff with a bit of character stuff thrown in because I love them both so much. Basically just gentle Gentlebeard, renovating their inn and learning how to be together.
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Looking for yearning? Looking for characters that learn to love themselves through each other? Look no further!
Museum biologist Stede gets stabbed and needs emergency surgery, Ed is his anesthesiologist. They meet again. They are cute. They become BOYFRIENDS!!!!(eventually)
Title is from the song: Beautiful Stranger - Laufey
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It wasn’t the first time Stede had noticed it. It happened with Chauncey and the British firing squad, it happened with the surprise attack from Ned Lowe. Stede didn’t realise it was going to become a habit though.
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Five times Ed pushed Stede behind him, and the one time Stede does it to him (5+1 things)
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Edward Teach arrives at his AirHotel to find it's the fanciest house he's ever seen. The host has left him all kinds of luxurious treats, including the most comfortable pair of slippers.
The more he finds out about his host, Stede Edward Harcourt Bonnet, who's visiting his children in Aotearoa NZ, the more bewitched he becomes.
When he accidentally stumbles across Stede's favourite sex toy one evening, a whole new world of self-discovery is opened up for both of them from across the globe.
They do their best to navigate the unexpected situation they find themselves in, and learn to accept themselves as they accept each other.
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After a difficult day that has tested their patience at every turn, Ed and Stede de-stress together.
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Ed gets horny about Stede’s annoyed voice and they fuck about it.
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- Part 6 of Photographs & Memories
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Stede gestured upwards towards the turrets jutting out of the weathered castle wall in front of which he stood. “As you can see, this castle is truly representative of its era, the turrets a stark reminder of the cruelty of history.”
“What the fuck does that even mean?” Ed demanded in fond frustration.
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In 2010 Edward Teach found fame in his early thirties and his first large purchase was a sprawling house set on a hill that his mother had once worked in. He wanted to give her the world now that he had the money to make sure she always had everything she wanted.
He was surprised when a Bonnet came through the crumbling wall that surrounded the house, cheerfully greeting him with a sickly sweet confection and a smile that it was easy to fall into. For everything he'd heard about the Bonnets growing up, this man seemed to be the exception.
In the present, Edward would always wonder if he would have been better meeting the harsh man that had been Stede Bonnet's father, instead of Stede himself. It would have saved both of them so much pain.
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Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple.
The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other.
Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article
Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, mutual pining, among other tropes
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Podfic of "Pink Flags Part Two" by 1happydaiz by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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After Stede texted a wrong number and accidentally met Ed in Pink Flags and they go on their first real life date, they try to work out how they can fit their lives around each other.
Recently out of an abusive and controlling relationship, Ed is inspired to take back control of his own life when he sees how recovering alcoholic Stede is doing the same.
They didn't set out looking for love, in fact they'd both given up on ever finding it, but just like in every universe, once they enter each other's orbit they can't escape.
This is the story of two changed people taking back control and working out how to fit into each other's lives without letting their pasts get in the way. Love can't heal or fix things, but it could be the reason to try
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Stead Bonnet doesn't have very pleasant memories of his first friend.
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Ed and Stede have been married for a handful of years and this is their life. These are short, sweet, fluffy, low-stakes, sometimes-smutty, mostly wholesome, loosely connected, plotless moments of their marriage and life together. Not always autobiographical, but not not autobiographical either.
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Picking up on the relationship of hot yoga instructors Stede and Ed shortly after “Cool Me In The Heat.” Stede and Ed live together and work together at the nearby yoga studio Ed owns, and they’re ready to continue progressing in their relationship and personal growth.
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3 times Stede doesn’t propose to Ed + 1 time he does.
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- Part 5 of Warrior Yoga
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Stede takes his precious sub Ed to a kink club for a bit of fun. That's it, that's the fic.
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Ed got his gay awakening when he was twenty-two and saw what might be the worst porno of all time, starring a blond cutie named "Steve".
It's now twenty-five years later. Ed's single, lonely, and bored. Luckily (?) for him, his life is about to get a lot more interesting.
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This was written for The 13 Days of Crimes-mas challenge. Day 1: Shoplifting, Commandeering a Coffin. It was inspired, sort of, by a "House M.D." episode in which House discovers that his friend Wilson was once in a really terrible porno. (You may recognize the line "Be not afraid. The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman.")
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Crown Prince Stededador Montague Percival Bonne has been kidnapped and the King sets a reward for any mercenary to find him. So, when Ed and company take on the task, they learn very quickly that the Crown Prince doesn't want to go back, and will go to great lengths to escape his rescuers. Ed comes to sympathize with the Prince's plight--a father who hates him, terrifying political enemies, and his own growing affection for the radiant man--but when Stede's only brother dies and the heir apparent must return home to prevent the country from falling into chaos, the blossoming feelings between Ed and Stede may not survive what is coming.
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Todo debería ser perfecto, pero nada lo es.
Aún quedan heridas que sanar.
Ed está asustado. Sabe que esa casa destartalada puede ser una posada, sabe que ha empezado una nueva vida y que Stede está a su lado. Pero también sabe que eso puede cambiar con la marea.
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Ed runs a cat rescue, 'Blackbeard's Cat and Kitten Rescue', named after his cat Blackbeard who he adopted off the streets. Stede is newly divorced, and wants to adopt a cat for some company. They will absolutely fall in love.