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    Stede’s expression softened. “It’s just- I wouldn’t have thought that was something you would have ever…” he pursed his lips together, trying to find the right words. “Considered?”

    “Wasn’t sure if I even could, to be honest,” Ed was pushing forty, and this would have been a stretch even if he hadn’t lived so rough. He pressed a hand to his right hip, feeling the snarled raised skin. He supposed he really had missed the important bits.
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    Just because you start a new adventure doesn't mean you leave your past behind.

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    When Earth Kingdom nobleman Stede Bonnet set out on the high seas to pursue his dream of becoming a pirate, he didn't worry about not being able to bend. He'd never shown any talent at it, so it was no real loss to him. Instead he decides to focus on having a new life of thrill and adventure and seeing whereever the winds take him. But even in his wildest dreams he had never imagined they'd lead him to the most powerful waterbender in the world: Blackbeard.

    (The ofmd/atla AU no one asked for but by golly I put a ton of effort into)

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    “Welcome to Bridgetown,” Jim read. “Birthplace of The Gentleman Pirate.”

    Blackbeard felt bile creeping up into his throat. He had thought he’d never see Stede again, but what if he ran into Bonnet walking down the street with his family? Blackbeard would probably slaughter him…or worse, fall on his knees and ask Stede to come back.

    “1688 to 1736,” Jim added.

    That brought Blackbeard out of his thoughts. “What?”

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    Blackbeard learns of Stede's "death" and decides to take it out on the only Bonnet left alive to blame, Stede's father. Meanwhile, Stede is desperately searching for Ed so he can make amends.

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    "Know your own happiness. You want nothing but patience––or give it a more fascinating name, call it hope." – Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

    It's 1813, and Edward Teach is in love.

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    Stede Bonnet had every intention of meeting Edward Teach, just perhaps not quite like this. And Ed, he had really believed the man he'd only known as the Gentleman Pirate really had taken one look at him and decided he wasn't worth his time. It takes some time for the pair to realize who each other are, but once they do, there's nothing either of them want more than to find a way to reunite Stede's... whatever it is back with his body.
    Well, Ed can think of one thing he'd want in addition to that: for Stede to remember who he is when they succeed.
    It may or not go all according to plan.

    Based sorta kinda on Just Like Heaven

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    After Ed saved Stede's life at least twice in S1, I’d like Stede to save Ed’s life and try to win him back. Obviously the writers would have the time and skill to write it better than I can! I was trying for canon levels of absurdity and sentiment.

    humor, canon-typical language, violence, and anachronisms; threats of violence, post season 1, season 1 spoilers

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    The last thing Stede is expecting to find is his crew marooned on an island. After they fill him in on what's happened, Stede agrees to give Edward some space. So, he decides to start a plan to find a way to obtain a merchant craft that happens to be hosting a party. Chaos ensues.

     

    *Well shit. This was certainly…. Awkward? Was that the right word? Unfortunate? No, it wasn’t that… Well, let’s just say it was unexpected. That much was very true.

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    Stede finds himself writing letters he will never send.
    Blackbeard finds himself in a closet.

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    The first time you see your ex after a breakup, you want to look incredible. Fabulous. Better than ever before. Not that Stede is Ed’s ex, per se, and not that it was exactly a breakup, but. Still.

    You don’t exactly want to look like death warmed over, shivering in full leathers in the hot Caribbean sun.

    tl;dr: Stede arrives to apologize. Ed comes down with a fever.

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    Stede discovers a taste for a good maim while plundering a merchant vessel in the course of his search for Ed.

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    Stede was in over his head.

    That’s what the voices kept telling him, anyway. His father. His wife. His children. Himself.

    He was supposed to be taking a bath in gold doubloons, his crew pouring more coins into the tub while they sang a lovely sea shanty about death and victory and rum.

    He wanted to go on high seas adventures. He wanted to see what lay beyond the horizon, what buried treasures waited on each shore.

    But instead he was lying in bed, wounded, being tended to by a strange man named Ed.

    He was in over his head.

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    Lucius has chosen a romance novel for story time to try to get his captains together

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    Edward Teach is an accomplished concert pianist. However, he is bored with the day-to-day grind, and chronic pain from an injury can possibly send him into a premature retirement. He meets Stede Bonnet, a local writer and composer, at a jazz bar, and Ed starts to fall in love with music again as well with the strange little man he spends more time with.

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    This is an AU that answers the question asked in my other ficlet, Pleasure
    What if Blackbeard met Stede when he was in his prime? They are in their mid-twenties here.

    Part two is up now!

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    Stede takes in a deep breath and smiles. “Ed, I–” he says, but that’s as far as he gets before Ed’s pulling the gun out of its holster.

    He aims, and Stede manages to yelp and duck just in the nick of time. The wood behind him splinters. “Fucking hell!” he yells, and springs back up into standing position. He takes a second to mourn the scarred wood before turning to Ed. “I know I cocked things up, but there’s no need to be dramatic!”

    1717. The Golden Age of Piracy. Stede Bonnet sets about wooing the love of his life through any means necessary.

    Things do not go as planned.

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    My take on the reunion but with a hanahaki twist

    title from I can't decide by the scissor sisters

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    “I could be your wife.”

    The words are so unexpected that Stede doesn’t register them at first, and Ed looks up at him, big brown eyes shining. “If you wanted.”

    Started out as pirate feminization porn, turned into a sprawling epic about gender identity, healthy relationships, trauma resolution and anti-colonialism (and pirate feminization porn, so much pirate porn.)

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    Stede sits down to read his nightly bedtime story to the crew of the Revenge, only to discover that Lucius has saddled him with a particularly trashy novel, in which a gentleman and a pirate begin a hot and heavy romance. Ed has been on board for several weeks, and everyone is sick of the slow burn and apparently ready to shove them down the path to a real romance by whatever means they can.

    As Stede reads, they'll bicker their way through romance tropes, story structures, and what it means to have a happy ending, and if by the end of this night Edward Teach isn't in Stede Bonnet's bed, Lucius will probably have to eat his match-making hat...

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    Once upon a time, Eevla decided to write a quick, explicit post-S1 reunion fic.

    Things Did Not Go As Planned...

    "You're still wearing my cravat." Stede pulled back to look again at Edward's impossibly handsome face, into his glittering brown eyes as he huffed out almost involuntarily,

    "Never took it off."

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    Stede knows the twists and turns of high society about as well as he knows the back of his hand. He knows the monotony of it all just the same.

    Then he goes and gets himself cursed, and with no other option, he leaves his family to seek out the help of a mysterious wizard.

    It doesn't go as planned; Maybe that's a good thing.

     
    Or,
    Every fandom needs at least 2 Howls Moving Castle AUs

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