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    At the age of eleven, Izzy was found hurt and alone with no memories, soon meeting Edward and becoming someone new with him. Follow Izzy, Edward, and Stede as they begin a plot to gain money from a duchess looking for her presumed dead grandson.

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    Modern AU:

    Izzy Hands secretly takes jazzercise classes. Stede Bonnet coincidentally enrolls in the same class. Hilarity ensues. Izzy has to face some of his issues. Good ending.

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    Stede Bonnet should have it all. He's broken out on his own, away from his father's company and influence, and his own record company is starting to make news. He's managed to lure one of his father's top ticket bands, Blackbeard, away from Nigel, his father's golden boy, to sign with him at Revenge Records.

    He's newly separated from his wife, finally free of everything, and Edward Teach, the Blackbeard the band is named for, tells him he's a fucking lunatic with a spark in his eyes that maybe, just maybe means something more.

    But when he gets afraid, Stede's always been too good at running. And the past has a way of getting to you ...

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    Summary: A Podfic of Our flag means bare ting innit by Crashed_Vertibird that I recorded while high on edibles. Calling this a Podfic is a stretch FYI.

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    Stede Bonnet left everything behind-- his wife, his children, his badge-- to pursue a life of adventure and crime out west. However, after an unfortunate game of Faro, he discovers that he is not only on the wrong side of the law, but on the wrong side of the ruthless outlaw; Blackbeard.

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    Alt universe roadman AU! Set in England. Stede and Ed are roadmen, a glimpse into their life!
    Stede sells weed after being kicked out of his parents house for being gay, him and Ed have been dating for 4 (year 9 innit fam)
    Excessive use of roadman/British slag, sorry people who aren’t British.

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    The closet was the one thing about the cabin he didn’t have the heart to change.

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    In which Stede finds himself writing letters he will never send, and Blackbeard finds himself in a closet.

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    Edward Teach is an accomplished concert pianist. However, he is bored with the day-to-day grind, and chronic pain from an injury can possibly send him into a premature retirement. He meets Stede Bonnet, a local writer and composer, at a jazz bar, and Ed starts to fall in love with music again as well with the strange little man he spends more time with.

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    Stede Bonnet doesn't run away, but not for lack of trying. It's hard to run with a ball shot in your hip. If others knew better things may have gone more smoothly.

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    The ship is lonely. Maybe Stede should have expected that. It was never built for just him, bumping around the corridors like a particularly clumsy ghost. No, it was built for a family. For Stede’s family, specifically.

    In light of their absence, he supposes he’ll have to find a new one. Well, for now, he’d settle for a crew. But how does one go about finding the right sort of pirates for a venture like his?

    Turns out, one doesn’t. The right sort of pirates find you.

     

    In which the crew of the Revenge comes to be. Crew backstory because I tear up over these idiots every single day.

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    All it’ll take is one more project, and Stede Bonnet will be able to graduate and live freely. There’s just one problem.

    His cocky dickhead know-it-all partner.

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    “I would get a tattoo.”

     

    The breakfast table, that had been full of lively conversation, fell to silence.

     

    It was as if someone had painted a portrait of that exact moment, where the revenge crew stared at their captain, gaping.

     

    ”What?” Stede asked, eyebrows furrowed, “I think tattoos are quite unique.”

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    Stede being an idiot as usual

    Or; I procrastinate on formatting my other fic by writing a one shot

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    Edward and Stede are separated. Ed is reclaiming his title as Blackbeard on the high seas while Stede is trying desperately to catch The Revenge to make things right. Jim and Frenchie make several attempts to escape, Oluwande and Black Pete reminisce about their lost loved ones, and Izzy is Izzy. When a raid against Calico Jack's ship introduces a new player to the game, Edward must make a choice: will he continue the facade as the brutal and merciless Blackbeard or will he open his heart again in new ways?

    © 2022 Josephine Lauricella

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    "Ed, may I ask you a...weird question?" Stede nervously looked down at his drink in hand, swirling the liquid and listening to the ice cubes clink together as he bit his lip.
    "'Course, mate." Ed smiled at him. "It's not like I didn't ask you to switch clothes with me the day we met."
    "Yes, that's a good point." Stede blushed, heart starting to beat harder in his chest. "This is going to sound silly, but...have you ever been in love?"
    He glanced up to meet Ed's gaze, and was met with a look of surprise.
    "I--I know it's a bit forward," Stede stammered, "but I've been thinking about what it's like, lately. To be in love, that is."
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    In which Stede asks his co-captain what it's like to be in love, gets an honest answer, and is embarrassingly oblivious about it.

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    this is a love story.

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    Stede Bonnet confronts a stranger regarding the outrageous volume of his band's music. What seems like a pair destined to be enemies eventually finds there is so much more.

    Modern AU-- Ex Lawyer Turned Florist x Middle Aged Band Member (ft. the friends we know and love)

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    Ed has been recalled to the Republic of Pirates to stand trial for crimes against his own kind. The Revenge needs allies, as they've made many powerful enemies in the year they've been sailing together.

    As much as Ed and Stede both try to convince themselves that pirates need unity more than they need to punish Ed, they are worried that he may be found guilty and sentenced to death - or worse, be separated from each other.

    But the parley of pirate captains brings a surprising ask - one that will put strain on Ed and Stede's life together. Magistrate Flora Burn wants Ed to atone for his past sins by becoming the next Magistrate of the Republic of Pirates. That means the two have to learn to live apart for a time - but will the Carribbean survive the parting of Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet?
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    This is a sequel to The Accidental Seduction of Edward Teach by Stede Bonnet, Gentleman Pirate. This time it's from Stede's POV. It picks up approximately a year after the end of that story.

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    “I own Queen Anne’s Tattoo and Piercing,” Ed says. “It’s nice to meet another queer shop owner.”

    “Oh! Oh, actually, I’m not a member of the LGBT community myself. Just a—” Stede’s eyes drift to Ed’s mouth, noticing, for the first time, a silver stud on his tongue. Stede swallows, hard. “Passionate ally. Um. Would you like a pronoun pin?”

     or: the one where stede considers himself the token straight in his all-queer friend group…until he meets ed, a handsome tattoo artist, at a pride event. this one goes out to everyone (me) who was a suspiciously enthusiastic #ally before realizing that……..oh.

    [rating may change; more info in beginning notes]

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    Stede Bonnet's father once told him that only peasants marry for love, so he became one before leaving to find the only person he's ever loved. While Edward Teach's Kraken facade is beginning to crack. Takes place right after the ending of season one.

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    “Oh!” Stede straightened carefully, sensing an unlikely point of commonality with this man, fearsome façade of black leather notwithstanding, and managed to get to his feet. “Do you fancy a fine fabric, then?" he asked, 
    “I think maybe I do. Yeah.” Ed said it wonderingly, like it had never occurred to him before this moment. Perhaps it hadn’t.

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