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    Harry Potter isn't a perfect, straight, quidditch playing, Gryffindor boy.

    Ron Weasley isn't a jealous, over-dramatic, worthless Gryffindor boy.

    Hermione Granger isn't a genius, frumpy, know-it-all, Gryffindor girl.

    Something went...sideways...in the 'Golden trios' lives. Now their at Hogwarts and they, and other students, are nothing like anyone expected.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    38
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    109
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    20
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    Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometers away.

    Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience.

    Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story.

    Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third.

    Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen.

    Let's go back.

    -Minecraft End Poem

    OR: I decided to rewrite the dream smp from start to finish because I didn’t like how the story ended. Like a normal person.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    22
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    798
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    When Detectives Maya and Hernando Ramirez approach Antia for a consult on yet another serial flaying case, Antia wants to bolt in the other direction. New Mexico is a hub for skinwalker magic, and she's seen too many victims already. But a closer look makes Anita doubt the Navajo boogeyman is responsible for this spate of killings.

    Traces of obsidian in the wounds point the finger firmly in the direction of the Master of the City. Itzpopalatl, or as the locals know her, Obsidian Butterfly. A very old, very powerful goddess turned vampire. A vampire with a reputation for ruthlessness when crossed, and who holds an incredible amount of leverage over Antia's mentor--His wife and kids.

    And to make matters worse, an international killer strikes in nearby Santa Fe, brutally ending the life of a local police detective. Agent Elise Damitz brings Anita in on a serial cold case that spans over three decades, and the first new murder in five years. And given the brutality of the kill, the son of a bitch is just warming up.

    Anita has to catch the ones responsible before this tale of two killers meets a violent and bloody end.

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    English
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    38,590
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1997
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    He grabbed the bag and sat back on the bed, putting his legs into a pretzel shape as he grabbed a small box. He smiled.

    Maybe he could make this a home after all.

    OR

    Ashe Winters moves into the Prime Defenders' base.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    60
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    "These violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die, like fire and powder- which, as they kiss, consume." -Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene VI

    It was like one of my nightmares again. My legs seemed to move slower and slower as I fought my way through the callous crowd, but the hands on the huge clock tower didn't slow. If I didn't get there soon, everything would be lost. I was the only one who could do this. The only one not trapped to the shadows by the brilliant sunlight beating down overhead. So, I put my head down and I ran faster, shoving past people when I had to. I didn't care. I had to get there in time. I had to save the girl I loved, no matter what I had to do. Even if I might die here today like Alice had said, I had to try.

    I had to.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/28
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    310
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
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    Neon has had enough of Rin forgetting who owns him, who created him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    It was purely transactional this fling of theirs, nothing more and nothing less.

     

    Of course, he had to go catching feelings.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1059
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    A satirical fic about how much Cole loves Chinma and what a good dad he is to him, and the story of how, after only two full-length novels, Cole finally declares his intentions to Cecily.

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    After Zuke and Rin are a bit too loud, DK West wants to join in on the fun. Mostly to have fun with his little bro in particular...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    1
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    Twelve-plus years into the zombie apocalypse, a French religious cult goes to the trouble of kidnapping an American redneck and transporting him across the ocean for reasons logical only to them. Unfortunately for said cult, the redneck's girlfriend is a force of nature.

    Or: get in loser, we're going to blow up the Louvre.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    22
    Bookmarks:
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    125
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    What was the life of one little orphan girl when it came to the greater good?

    Alternatively, Aspasia fucks up.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    772
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    James wakes up handcuffed to the bed and screams for help. When Dave Mustaine shows up, he never wished before to be more alone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    297
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    Просто сонгфик о моей злости на Дисней и Кэйтлин Кеннеди. Любителям сиквелов и розовых соплей вход воспрещён.

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    Русский
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    264
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    About a Beast who must be prince and a Prince who wants to be beast.
    About a Prince who learns of second chances and a Beast who learns of redemption.
    About looking for love and finding it in the journey rather than the destination.

    About Tamlin and Tarquin, what should've been.

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    English
    Words:
    12,136
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    354
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    They thought she was the only human. They were wrong. Now they’re in a new town, starting a new school, but their picture perfect family is put to the test when new love interests and villains alike threaten to send it up in flames. Can they come together to overcome the obstacles, or will they crack under the pressure?

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    English
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    91,984
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1832
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    Kaban and Serval head to the Japari Classroom and get a special lecture by Nana-Sensei and her assistant Stoat before they can continue their travels. Aka Kaban get's a mentor character.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    24
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    Lady Ognyana Grigora Todorova — Iskra to her loved ones — finds out that the non-human half of her heritage has some “funny” side-effects. For example, being randomly summoned to Gor, a planet she was unaware existed and where her very existence as a woman paints a giant target on her back. However, Iskra is a mage, a scholar and a civil servant, not a warrior.

    This won’t stop her.
    It won’t even slow her down.

    Using subterfuge, social engineering, sorcery and sarcasm, Iskra is about to turn Gorean society upside-down. And the men of Gor are about to learn the hard way what happens you underestimate a nascent (demi)-goddess with a grudge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,548
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    319
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    It might have started with the memory potion Barty took.

    If he's honest with himself, though, which he rarely ever is, it probably had very little to do with that. More likely, it started with Barty's father hating his guts and it all took its course from there.

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    English
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    3,064
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    60
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    “No, this isn't about Edward. Not everything is about Edward,” Bella snapped. “This is something I’m doing for me. On my own. I’m embracing being single.”

    “By summoning a demon,” Jacob replied flatly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    774
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    285
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1027
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    A Level Up Spite-fic. For all his life, Izuku has not only had to deal with Bakugou Katsuki, but also his own goddamn Quirk mocking him. Calling him weak. Doing nothing to help him grow stronger. However, after some sudden developments in the 'system' that is his power, he does a bit of research into video games and starts coming up with a plan. A plan to thwart his Quirk's malevolent AI and take control over his own life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,476
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    304
    Kudos:
    375
    Bookmarks:
    192
    Hits:
    9514

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