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    The Queen wakes up from a nightmare and her lady in waiting is there to help her through it.

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    As Celeste grows up, her mother tells her fairytales. Instead of telling tales about Gregory Illea, she tells tales of Sleeping Beauty and Snow White and, of course, Cinderella. Cinderella who was a slave to her family for years and let her family hurt her and only ended up at the ball because of her fairy godmother.

    At a young age, probably about six, Celeste decides something that she thinks really should be self-evident: Cinderella was an idiot.

    Cinderella didn't have to stay in that house, after all. When her stepsisters and stepmother tore her down, she should have left. If she wanted to go to the ball so badly, she should have. Damn her stepmother. Cinderella shouldn't have let everyone walk all over her.

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    It's the second day of the Selection that Celeste realizes that she's just as much of an idiot as Cinderella was. She's here for the hand of the prince- she shouldn't be falling for one of her fellow Select, even if the girl in question has bright hazel eyes and brighter red hair and a temper and attitude to match-

    Well, fuck.

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    "If you think this has a happy ending," and all that.

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    In light of what has happened, this is my imagining of the meeting where George R. R. Martin laid out the ending for D. B. Weiss and David Benioff.

     

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    In which they're stuck manning a nuclear bunker on the brink of WWIII.

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    Samwell Tarly tells his inquisitive grandson about the great war and the last war.

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    In an alternate history where Antarctica never fully glaciates, the Antarctic people, the Trolol, are the edgiest and most hardcore people on earth. They have to deal with starvation, darkness, cold, predators, and their greatest enemy of all, logic. Can they bend reality enough to survive? And can their edgy grimdarkness survive contact with the outside world?

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    Marinette's never been one to control her emotions. It was surprising, really, that she hadn't been akumatized before. Lila, though, was her breaking point. She was done being a doormat.
    She also wasn't going to let Lila be the won to break her.
    What, exactly, made Hawk Moth think she'd let herself be manipulated by some other scheming jerk of a stereotypical, constantly failing Disney villain remains unknown. He clearly doesn't know the one rule most of her classmates have been living by since she gained a backbone: Marinette Dupain-Cheng isn't someone you want to piss off.
    Just because she's the first to to refuse his powers, doesn't mean she can't. And Marinette certainly won't let Lila ruin her perfect track record of avoiding akumas.

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    Wherein everyone is canon compliant in Chameleon, and Marinette decides she's had enough.

    The not-sequel fic to misericordia, now with more spite.

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    Hordak was in an awful mood, but perhaps Entrapta's latest experiment can make him feel better ....

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    Jongdae does not expect to meet anyone on his month-long backpacking trip through Europe, least of all a rather well-off Korean (hot) man with questionable taste in clothing and a borderline obsession with Van Gogh. Jongdae's second brain (the one between his legs) does the thinking and maybe this time (for once) it had a good idea.

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    Hades worries entirely too much. Persephone might be soft and pretty, but she's not made of glass.

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    “Please,” he says, “no one deserved it more than you. Ser Brienne.”

    Suddenly, a rush of blood goes down her back, and she feels it, as unlikely as it might sound. She’s also sure another went to her cheek because her face feels on fire.

    She leans down and kisses him again, hard, her thighs moving around his sides as she presses up closer, and she needs to be out of her clothes and she needs him to be out of his, too —

    When she moves back, she looks down at him. He has a knowing look in his eyes, a raised eyebrow, as if he’s daring her to take that full leap, and she can feel how hard he is under his breeches, for her, gods, for her —

    “Say it again,” she blurts, her hands going to his breeches, undoing the laces.

    “What do you mean exactly,” he grins, slow, not moving his hands, “Ser?”

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    «It’s Genji’s 20th birthday, and of course the supreme fuckboy of the Shimada clan throws himself an extravagant birthday party. Hanzo wanted to be elsewhere, but he’s not really capable of denying his little brother anything. Not even the outrageous request for his birthday present.»

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    Wherein the Papillon akumatises Marinette, and nothing goes as anyone expects.

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    “I know,” she says, “I know now. But — in case you did not know what it means to me that you would be the one to take me seriously and give me everything I always wanted, I want you to know that it meant the world to me.”

    He swallows, feeling like his heart has just grown ten sizes and he doesn’t know how he holds that stare without vomiting the words he had clumsily hidden from her back in the morning. He was going to tell Brienne he came all the way here for her but then it just didn’t want to come out because of course it would die on his tongue because he’s never done this properly before and certainly not with a woman who was waiting for him to make fun of her.

    “Brienne,” he says, “then maybe you should know that — it’s not just that I never had a chance to do it for anyone else. Because I haven’t. Nor that people wouldn’t want… the kingslayer to knight them, so it just never came up. Don’t you think that it didn’t mean the world to me, too, that I could knight someone who actually deserved it? The same way as it would mean the world to me if you would let me —”

    “There is — something else I needed to tell you,” she interrupts, suddenly.

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    Let me tell you a fucking fairytale.

    Let me tell you a story in which two men- two Kings, two magicians, two best friends- fall in love, despite the obstacles between them, and it's the easiest and hardest thing in the world.

    Eliot is fucking terrified of love. Makes sense, honestly- look at what he's been left with, everyone he's watched die, everyone who's left him. Quentin's got the opposite problem. He loves too easily, gives his heart out without thinking about the consequences.

    Eliot's a coward; Quentin's too brave. They balance each other out, a bit. They break each other, a bit.

    But at the end of the day, Eliot and Quentin are best friends made for each other. They are each other's confidant, best friend, lover. They were parents and Kings and magicians and schoolmates and questers together.

    These two men, broken and self-destructive and dedicated and so heroic in their own ways, deserve a happy ending. They deserve not to die in vain, to spend months trapped in their own minds, searching for a way to each other.

    They deserve an escape. They deserve not to die.

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    Dirk Strider is in over his head. Maybe he's always been in over his head. Maybe becoming engaged to the nephew of a mob boss was a bad idea. Maybe angering the son of a mob boss was a bad idea. Not that he knew any of that. Maybe joining the family is the next logical step.

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    or: four times Jaime Lannister more or less fails to woo Brienne Tarth properly and one in which he succeeds.

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    About three things, Izuku was absolutely positive; first, Todoroki Shouto was a vampire. Second, there was a part of Shouto, and Izuku didn’t know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for his blood. And, third—Izuku was absolutely, unconditionally, and irrevocably in love with him.

     

    (a tododeku twilight au. don't @ me)

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