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    Summary

    A new intern has started at the BAU and Dr. Spencer Reid has been charged with showing her the ropes. What could possibly go wrong?

    Shameless fluff and shenanigans with the BAU gang, please don't take this too seriously.

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    17/?
    Comments:
    14
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    76
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    26
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    After a member of the BAU gets COVID, everyone is forced into isolation.
    Enter the Group Chat.
    AKA everyone is tired and ridiculous and I wanted to make a funny fic.

     

     

    Penelope Garcia added Spencer Reid to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added Derek Morgan to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added Aaron Hotchner to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added Emily Prentiss to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added Jennifer Jareau to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added David Rossi to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia named the group chat Quarantinis 

     

    Aaron Hotchner: Garcia? Why? 

    Penelope Garcia: Because I’m bored. And because someone had to be a slut and get COVID and then come into the office… 

    Derek Morgan: i said i was sorry i didnt know i had covid 

    Aaron Hotchner: Garcia, what have I told you about calling your colleagues sluts? 

    Penelope Garcia: To only do it when there is no proof so you don’t have to take disciplinary action??????

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    23/23
    Comments:
    411
    Kudos:
    1065
    Bookmarks:
    185
    Hits:
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    A traumatic event has left researcher Dr. Spencer Reid unable to use his hands and too afraid to speak. Armed with his intellect, a very special book, and a lackluster interpreter, he's pulled into the BAU for consulting work where he finds understanding in the strong arms of Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner.

    Who has no idea what he’s getting into.

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    55,633
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    469
    Kudos:
    600
    Bookmarks:
    120
    Hits:
    18152
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    Spencer read is annoying and needs everyone to know how smart he is. jk no one ever writes about how he gets annoying all the time I love him.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    470
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    Jack Vaughn went from a normal member of a victim's family to a dangerous criminal in mere hours. Now, Reid seems to be the only one who knows where he is, even if none of them can quite stop him.

    (a rewrite of the episode '3rd Life' from Criminal Minds with more angst)

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    1/1
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Reid is extremely aware that Hotch despises having to room with him on cases. It is entirely his own fault, and it isn't something he will ever apologise for.

    Because if he did, then he'd have to admit that he has a problem.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    35
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    1341
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    Spencer has been in the punk scene since he was young, growing up in Las Vegas as a gifted child wasn't easy, so needless to say in a community where sticking out was the norm Spencer fit in perfectly. However his carefully crafted lies about his childhood and who he truly is come crashing down when the BAU gets a case related to his history as a punk in Las Vegas.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    Derek Morgan: hey why tf was i added last

    Aaron Hotchner: I was going through my contacts by latest conversations, we have not spoken privately in a while Morgan.

    Jennifer Jareau: Why is Spence first?

    Aaron Hotchner: I do not need to explain myself to you.

    Spencer Reid: It’s because I’m special ( ͡◡ ͜ʖ ͡◡)

    Penelope Garcia: SPENCER YOU KNOW HOW TO USE EMOTICONS??????? ( ⊙︠ ‿‿ ︡⊙)

    Aaron Hotchner: The consequences of my choice have already seeped into my pores and claimed its home.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    458
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    10619
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    It had never been easy for Spencer to put any stock into the idea of romance. He just. . . didn't get it. He didn't get love either. He knew the chemical compound that made up love, and he loved his mom and his team, but romantic love was an impossible concept. Marriage made even less sense. The entire idea of tying yourself to another person was a ridiculous notion, and it was repeatedly shown to fail nearly half the time. His own parents were a perfect example of that. Hotch had been divorced. Rossi had had three failed marriages. Everything in Spencer's life just stacked up to tell him that romance and getting married was a pointless endeavor.

    Everything except one person.

    Derek Morgan was an anomaly.

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    After years of thinking it was this big ridiculous notion he'd never participate in, Spencer Reid finds himself knowing that without a doubt, he wants to marry Derek Morgan. He gets a ring, he makes a plan. . . Turns out executing a proposal isn't as easy as it sounds. He's tried four times now and none of them have gone the way he planned.

    So now?

    Randomly proposing to his boyfriend in the middle of the day it is.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    39
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    220
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
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    Spencer Reid wasn’t raised by a mentally ill mother, nor was he an only child, as his team thought. Spencer Reid knew about serial killers because he came from a family of them. When his siblings come to visit, his father is soon to follow. The only question his team has left to ask is who the hell is Spencer really?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    442
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    4144
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    After the departure of Technical Analyst, Penelope Garcia, the team is in search of someone to fill her crucial role. But as the interviews go on, no one seems to be able to live up to the incredible legacy of the original. That is, at least, until they meet, or rather apprehend, one Joselyn Augustine. She’s stalking the home of one of the victims of the case they’re working on, and when they bring her in for questioning, she reveals the first murder was her little sister, and she’s looking into the murders herself. Through the interview the team realizes she might be exactly what they’re looking for in a technical analyst, but can this Joselyn really be trusted?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    2
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    After one freak incident with an Akuma, Adrien is landed in a strange place with strange people and no way home.

    Until Adrien meets some people who say they can help him get home, from then, his whole life changes. For the better or worse, Adrien can’t really tell.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    217
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    The prank war between Morgan and Reid isn't over yet, and Reid decides to strike again.

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    1,139
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    658
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    Y/N is always stuck with him, whether it be a car ride to an assignment, a ride to the hotel, or a relief buddy for a case. She just wishes that it could be anyone else until something happens that changes both of their minds. Watch as they find things in common with one another, maybe even fall in love in this romance between Y/N L/N and Spencer Reid.

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    19,852
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2277
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    Spencer Reid is fifteen, freshly finished his second doctorate, and 'living' in foster care when Jason Gideon hears about the young genius from Las Vegas. He recruits him into the FBI, against Aaron's best wishes. Spencer needs a parent, even if he won't admit it, and Aaron might be able to help him out.

    "Once a child is confronted with the concept of death there's a certain innocence that goes," -Patsy Kensit

    based on the tumblr post from penemily: https://penemily.tumblr.com/post/643403279570747392/i-know-i-promised-no-more-kid-spencer-aus-but

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    English
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    3,213
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    332
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    3604
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    In which the reader and Spencer have long gotten over their mess of a relationship 2 years ago. That is, until you recieve a bright, obnoxious reminder for a non-refundable 'lovers retreat' holiday that was the result of a few too many alchoholic drinks and a post-fucking fueled deliria that seemed good enough reasoning to set a holiday 2 and a half years in advance.

     

    "Jesus fucking Christ, Spencer. You couldn't resist just sitting out of this holiday?"

     

    inspired by a random tiktok i saw <3

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    530
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    Doctor Spencer Reid is no more, he was a wanted man, but Spencer Hill was not.

    Or the Stripper turned FBI Agent AU that no one needed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,288
    Chapters:
    18/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    7039
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    boarding school au :]

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1289
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    When Spencer Reid first gets the text, he's apprehensive.

     

    In which Spencer Reid doesn't work for the FBI, but meets a new family anyway.

    Language:
    English
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    5,200
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    313
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    5759
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    It really doesn't take a profiler to figure out Reid's not well. Hotch can't help but let the line between 'boss' and 'friend' blur as he's faced against a violently ill Spencer Reid in the middle of the night. Come morning, the team does whatever they can in order to keep Reid's fever in check whilst also working to close the case one Agent down.

    Spencer should've known he couldn't hide an illness from his team of profilers for very long-- or, at all. Especially when you're rooming with your very observant boss while on a case. He's not entirely sure when, or how, he and the team grew so close, close enough for them to worry over him like they are but he can't help feeling overwhelmed by the care and support they give him, even though they're supposed to be working the case.

    //Can be read as Hotch/Reid (I'll tag it in case it comes off that way) but was written in a platonic way-- either way there's a lot of Hotch-Reid relation/friendship.//

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    464
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    6285

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