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    Five years ago, Eric Cartman was hunched over him, with a fat hand on Kyle’s throat and the tip of a knife pointed between his eyes.

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    19/?
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    -do you like it?

    -NO?

    -why not he’s so handsome

    -WHY DID YOU SEND ME A THANOS NUDE

    -technically it’s not entirely a nude he’s still got a shirt on

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    Craig Tucker has been carefully (and badly) hiding his feelings for his childhood friend and previously fake-boyfriend Tweek Tweak for years. It has become literally so insufferable that Token and Clyde have concocted a truly ingenious (disastrous) plan to grant Craig the opportunity to spill out his very gay and sappy guts to Tweek. Who ever said the middle of a crowded High School party was the worst place to confess to your best friend that you want to kiss his stupidly pretty face?

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    1/?
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    The most convenient person to save you from a ridiculous sex virus is naturally your best friend, right? But Stan catches feelings in the most inconvenient way.

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    Looking for a Butters to RP and make a story for Archives. I wanna do a Mysterion and Chaos, Kenny and Butters without them knowing the other's identity. Chaos has become more erratic and an actual threat. Kenny struggles college-more likely high-school while developing a crush on Butters. Yes Kenny can die and come back. Please comment to reply.

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    Alien activity isn’t exactly unheard of in the lonely mountain town. In fact, Stan barely bats an eye when he and nearly a dozen other children find themselves forced aboard a rouge spaceship and taken to a far off planet. But things turn drastic when, in their grand escape attempt, one child fails to break free of the alien clutches. Finding help on the home planet of their captors seems impossible, but they’ll have to try. With assistance, they’ll be able to bust out their buddy and fly their stolen spaceship back home. Otherwise, they’ll be forced to attempt to fly the alien ship themselves, leaving an imprisoned Kyle stranded on the floating rock forever.

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    Disconnected oneshots for a random 30 theme challenge.

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    1/30
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    1
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    8
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    Just breathe, dude.

    I'm not Cartman.

    ((AKA- After growing up leaves the two all but physically separated, Kyle and Stan finally find something they can share with each other to feel normal again.))

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    5/?
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    5
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    25
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    3
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    The kids of South Park wake up at midnight on the Summer Solstice of Freshman year to their parents packing a backpack for them as hordes of monsters pound at their doors. They didn't expect one of their parents, mother or father, to start shimmering in and out of existence. The solid parent gave them a backpack and something they... Couldn't comprehend, though it was different for each, anyway. Thrown on a bus, how will they live, knowing they may never see their parents again?

    ON HIATUS UNTIL I FIND MORE INSPIRATION. I'll be posting a new South Park story for the time being that is basically the Annabelle movie.

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    17/?
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    108
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    11
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    After his father steps down, Kyle becomes the owner of the Denver Mustangs football team. But that's not the only change, as Eric Cartman is also a new signing for the Mustangs. Kyle is sceptical about his new player, despite his impressive stats and undeniable charm. Can Kyle guide the team to victory, fulfil his legacy, and navigate his growing feelings for Eric?

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    4/?
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    32
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    2
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    294
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    Every time Kenny dies he gets to visit Heaven, but every so often he would drop down to Earth to roam the streets of South Park as a ghost.

    Then he gets out a notebook and pen and starts writing about Craig Tucker in the straightest way possible.

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    1/?
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    In the dead of night, Craig Tucker and his family vanish from South Park with no word of warning, leaving everyone, including Craig’s boyfriend, Tweek, behind.

    Now, nine years later, Craig is back and mystery shrouds him. Tweek makes it his mission to figure out just what the hell is going on.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
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    20
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    What if instead of joining the forces of Coon and Friends or even the Freedom Pals, the New Kid allied himself with Professor Chaos. It’s not that the Coon thinks he’s totally useless or Doctor Timothy refuses to recruit the New Kid… it’s just that… The Merciful Paladin was his first friend and so what if Professor Chaos is evil? He’s still cute - Oh, uh, interesting. He’s still interesting. Yeah. That’s what he meant.

    "You got any name for yourself, New Kid?”

    “Uh, what? Consort? No, no, It’s not weird or anything but any reason why?”

    “.....”

    “Hmmm… yeah… yeah! I like the sound of that, New Kid! Do-gooders beware, for Professor Chaos no longer stands alone in his quest for total domination of Earth! Forever faithful at his side is the Consort of Chaos; the silent dragon, the hero crusher! I think this is the beginning of a beautiful partnership, New Kid.”

    Great. That’s taken care of. Now how does he make Butters realized that his definition of ‘partnership’ is different from him?

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    12/?
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    Side-fic to my other fic Repossessed

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    “Well, okay. Where to start? Do you remember when we were kids - before the accident, before the universe got twisted - when we played superheroes? Do you remember how we all had that big fight about… I don’t even remember.” Kyle waved his hand. “Yada, yada, yada, we split up in two groups and had a civil war.”

    “Yeah, I guess. I remember Wendy playing.”

    “It’s like that except…”

    “Except?”

    It's bad enough Cthulhu and the Coon are working together, but now Kenny's soul is being eaten away, Craig and Tweek are in the middle of a messy divorce and custody battle, Butters has turned to a seedy night life for comfort, a soon-to-be-father Stan has fallen off the wagon again, Clyde is getting in the middle of some dark magic mess, Timmy is missing, and Kyle and Bebe are just trying to fix it all before it's too late.

    A superhero AU told mostly through Kyle, Bebe, and Tweek's point of view

    Violence is a given, and there will be light smut.

    I've decided to make this a multi-chapter story.

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    1/?
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    Craig is off to college, where he is introduced to the weirdest person he's ever met. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, (Craig can't decide), that weirdest person is his roommate.

    Just your typical cliche 'meet as roommates' story, but with a lot of nostalgic undertones.

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    23/30
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    Craig gets curious about Stan's exes while they're in a room full of them. Just curious.

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    Comments:
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    Claro que Cartman es la persona más mierda que conoció, claro que creía que viviría sumido en una triste soledad. Por eso no puede dejarlo solo.

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    Español
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    2,091
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    [Future Diary AU] Craig and Tweek have spent the past seven years happily in love, but the voices in Tweek’s head tell him that it won’t last forever. These fears come to life when he is thrust into a game where he, Craig, and ten other players must fight to the death using the power of seeing the future in order to take the throne of the god of the universe. For reasons of their own, each participant is willing to kill for the throne, and now the voices are telling Tweek that he must do everything in his power to protect Craig until the day that they are the last two standing.

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    English
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    80,874
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    66
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    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1421

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