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    Dan and Phil meet in an adult kickball league. Phil is just there to make friends. Dan is - not.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    61
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    646
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    Dan Howell and Phil Lester lead anything but normal lives, but they were content with the direction they’d taken and happy with their current situation. But soon, they begin to realize that things aren’t right anymore; they’re not in the world they should be.

    “That’s because you’re ruining our fucking lives, you sadist,” Dan said, scowling at the ceiling. He seemed to be ignoring the fact that his insolence would have consequences.

    “What stupid trope are you putting us in next?” Phil asked wearily.

    “It doesn’t even matter, does it?” Dan said, “They’re going to keep writing it as long as they want. They’ll find a trope.”

    “But only if people read it,” Phil said.

    “Then don’t read this stupid, overblown story!” Dan yelled at the ceiling, “You’re enabling this horrible author. You’re making us suffer.” While Dan was speaking, Phil had a realization.

    “All of this…” Phil said in horror, “All of this dialogue we’re giving. We’re helping them shill this story.”

     

    Title from xkcd's "Hofstadter".

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2174
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    All his life, Dan has wanted to have the chance to be a parent someday. He would be the best parent that ever existed, he was sure of it. Fostering might not be the most traditional way on the road to parenting, but Dan's dead set on doing it anyway. But, well, it would be easier with a co-parent, right?

    the bed-sharing, fake relationship, friends-to-lovers, parent fic i was desperate to read; when i shouted into the void and was met with silence, i decided i'd do it myself

    title from Drop in the Ocean by Ron Pope

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    286,597
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    978
    Kudos:
    761
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    25081
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    2,162
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    153
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    dan really isn't looking forward to his quiet night in alone, and pj is more than welcome when he turns up on the doorstep hoping for phil

    Series
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    English
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    1,341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    316
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    Dan is the bullied freak.

    Phil is the new and more social boy.

    The two somehow gain crushes on each other and quickly become friends. That there's something more, well, that stays a secret. For a while at least, because they would never ever be able to become anything more.

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    1,805
    Chapters:
    2/38
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    106
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    The hands have been dealt for a second round, but not all the cards can be seen across the table. Who has an ace up their sleeve, and who is playing phantom cards? The only way to win is to gather the Royal Flush, or burn those cards to ash and wash the remains away.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    213,071
    Chapters:
    95/95
    Comments:
    970
    Kudos:
    303
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    6264
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    dan isn't sure if things are moving too fast or too slow. nothing is going according to plan. he doesn't know what he's doing. but maybe it's time to just rip the plaster.

    (nominated for best one shot at the 2020 phanfic awards)

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    English
    Words:
    2,672
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    539
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    They broke up - one left, one stayed, one thrived and one didn’t. Now, it’s been five years and a tragedy has forced them into each other’s lives again and they have to learn to face what happened back then and what’s happening now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,344
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    284
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    Dan and Phil go to the same high school, with Phil a year older than Dan. Phil’s aesthetic is more 80’s/retro, whereas Dan’s is a grunge e-girl aesthetic with makeup. Ever since Dan’s freshman year, Phil admired him for embracing individuality and slowly started to fall for him. However, they never talked except for Phil being nervous and clumsy around Dan. Little did he know that Phil had feelings for him but didn’t show it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    179
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    dan was born a colour bandit, emotionless and one of the most destructive creatures in the universes. he doesn't mind his evil and repetitive life, but once tragedy strikes, dan finds himself loathing the monster he was born to be.

    phil was born colourful, full of emotion just like every other human. he tries to be just how he's wanted to be, but each day the task grows harder and harder, and phil finds himself wearing a mask of happiness wherever he goes.

    when dan is forced to return to his home planet, he's lost all hope. when phil arrives at his favorite cliff side, he has as well. when the two meet, both of their world's rapidly change...but is it for the better or worse?

    ~a story about finding your true colors~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,419
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    544
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    Snippets of the Fantastic Foursome at Hogwarts told through Chris' perspective.
    (I am aware that they aren't really a thing anymore I've just been bored in quarantine and watching old videos and I guess they sparked some inspiration in me).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    121
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    Dan works at the deli counter of Stalter’s Grocery with co-worker PJ, who is inexplicably insistent upon setting Dan up with PJ’s longtime friend, Phil Lester. Dan, who is only just starting to open up about his sexuality and mental health struggles, maintains that now is not the time for a budding romance. Fate – and okay, maybe a few ploys enacted by PJ – keeps bringing Dan and Phil together anyway, and they must learn how to communicate clearly and maintain a level of independence in order to protect this newfound friendship which keeps threatening to grow into something more.

    Language:
    English
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    5,501
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    207
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    Phil is a lighting designer. Bored with the community concert gigs he has worked for a couple years, he applies at a touring company. He is assigned to a popular band, the dreamx, to cover a world tour. Getting paid to work on nearly every continent: how rad is that? Phil's excited until the first day of rehearsal when he learns something vital: the lead singer is a complete twat. Will Phil quit his job? Will Daniel, the lead singer, realize how much of a dick he's being? Will they eventually forget their differences and become friends? Who knows. Only time will tell.

    Loosely based on the song "Baby, I'm a Star" by Prince and has aspects of the film "Lost In Translation".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,670
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3116
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    Phil's got a list of paranormal experiences a mile long that he likes to share with the world. Abandoned buildings, cemeteries, and ghost stories have always called his name, and a particular fan of his has a really, really good ghost story.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    52,740
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    436
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    4321
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    PJ is a funny, good-looking guy, and it only makes sense that he'd find someone that he wants to be with. Just because he hugs Chris and kisses Chris and fucks Chris doesn't mean they're together, and they both know that.

    But, yeah. Chris is jealous.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,266
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    602
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    Pj doesn't know how to describe what he is feeling, he doesn't really want to either, it's better to just exist sometimes.

    Or a fic inspired by Pj's formless blob tweet when Dan came out

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    135
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    Pj's appendicitis story

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    112
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    Writing that letter was the toughest thing Daniel had ever done, battling his own emotions and society’s expectations, as he penned down a confession too late in coming.

    “I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,617
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91
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    it chapter 2 au:

    the menacing clown from dan, phil, and the rest of the loser's childhood comes back and it's up to them to stop it.

    Language:
    English
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    7,582
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    74

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