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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    So I got Aewin for this year's Drone Season (I LOVE YOUR WRITING!) and while all of the prompts were great, this one spoke to me most. Roxy has a breeding kink so her partner Sollux orchestrates a gang bang with humans so she can get knocked up, and bonus points for not knowing who the daddy is. Dirk's back there willing to participate, if indirectly.

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    A petstuck au, but something more resembling the unexpected au rather than the cute fluffy anthropomorphic creatures most people draw- they’re still the same people, the same species with little alterations. Other than, of course, the subtle fact that Alternia and Earth exist on vastly different scales.
    (If anyone has a better title i am all ears lmao)

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.

    Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.

    The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.

    Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.

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    Over fifty years ago the Alternian War was ended when Earth's greatest hero, Colonel Sassacre, repelled the invasion by defeating the alien leader, Her Imperious Condescension. Now his descendants must take up the mantle of protecting the Earth when the Alternian Empire returns. But what's this? A peaceful Empress? And she wants to talk to who?

    The story of how Jade Harley became Empress of Earth, Feferi Peixes quelled her first revolution, Karkat Vantas became the ultimate symbol of peace, and twelve trolls and eight humans became the most screwed up family in all the known universe.

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    Winning the game was only phase one. Apparently there was a phase two and maybe even a phase three. This was not what they had in mind when they won. A new universe only seems to bring with it new problems and being gods isn't what they thought it would be. Hopefully they can pull together and figure this out before something else decides to kill them permanently.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and this guy just said the words on your thigh.

    (So, in this Soulmate AU you have a phrase that appears usually from 5th to 8th grade. This phrase is the first words your soulmate says to you. Most of the time your soulmate will have moved to your town or you'd see them when it appears. When you first get it, it feels getting a tattoo. When you eventually find you're soulmate the mark will burn, softly but it will still hurt a bit. If at any point in time your soulmate dies before you, your mark will be crossed out. It will feel like a knife slowly dragging across each word. For a year after that if you look at anyone you might be even remotely attracted to. Your mark will burn and sting. After maybe 2-3 years that pain will be gone, and you will be "free" to date. It will not work out, however. If they find their soulmate you'll be left alone. But if someone else who has gone through the pain of losing a soulmate then it may work out. Now, this is my AU there are many like it but this one is mine. You can use the idea of it just credit me -AD)

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    One of the free will sections of chapter 25, set the night before. Matches to >Dave: Be Roxy last night

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    In an attempt to be more multicultural (and show off for his would-be kismesis), Sollux reluctantly agrees to try some good old fashioned Earth entertainment.

    He probably should have read the fine print.

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    What happens when agents of an interplanetary terrorist conspiracy finally catch the government intelligence agent behind the nefarious schemes they've been foiling?

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    A Homestuck AU where trolls have been on earth for approximately 20 years, Dave Strider is a famous director and Dirk is the brother who is just wants live a normal life with his friends. But when your brother is part of the resistance Dirk finds out that 'normal' quickly becomes a foreign concept. Discovering he was in a quadrant with a highblood he just met, Dirk soon finds himself in the midst of a battle decades in the making where murder, ectobiology, scheming highbloods, and political sabotage force him to realize that he can't outrun a destiny that was put into motion the second he made.

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    Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.

    It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.

    The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.

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    Dirk finds some hard drives with some of his and Roxy's favorite cartoons

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    "I ain't opposed to getting my wetware wet," she says. You think you could almost make out the words just from the movements of her lips against your ear, and that gets all down your spine even as part of you writhes in annoyance at a seadweller without any modifications beyond the cosmetic using the word wetware. Fuck it, it's still hot.

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    In this world, there are superheroes, supervillains, their entire cast of supporting elements, and everyone else in their way. These are their stories.

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    When kismeses Roxy and Sollux both excel in hacking, the excitement in their relationship depends on creativity.

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    Sollux and Roxy were ready for this. Best weapons, best spells, best team. Their armour even matched their trousers. Fucking fantastic.
    (and then the final boss killed them all. The end.)

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