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    Sollux rarely escapes John's pranks, and when he does, it's by the skin of his teeth. He's still going to be smug as shit about it. After all, John doesn't know how close he came to losing their little game.

    And then he loses.

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    A homesickness for a home you can't return to...

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    1/?
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    John finds something in his pocket that wasn't there before...strange, no?

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    Sollux invites John over to his house. Why? John has no clue.

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    So basically me and my friends decided. You know what's funny? Homestuck High. You know what would be even funnier? Homestuck High run through google translate from english to japanese to korean back to english.

    You're welcome.

    ;)

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

    --

    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    • Part 1 of 2x2
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    24/?
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    Trolls sure are weird!
    They make all these funny piles everywhere and won't let anyone in them, they make really strange noises, and Karkat turned so red when all I did was ruffle his hair a little!

    {This is going to include a lot of quadrant shenanigans. All of the quadrants, in fact. Tags will be added as necessary.}

    {A prompt on the Homesmut kinkmeme asked for animalistic trolls hitting on John, and Karkat swooping in to save the day by way of claiming John as his own. Completely altruistically, of course!
    It may or may not have gotten out of hand.}

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    16/?
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    Rose is a ballerina. The best Skaia Dance School has to offer, in fact. To her, hip-hop and new, alternitave-style dancers are the lowest of low. They dance to modern music, mindless noise, and she can't stand how the school brings them in.

    Jade scores a dance scholarship to Skaia Dance School, suddenly taken from her life of dancing (and living) on the streets to a prestigious boarding school.
    Now, if only she could figure out why the pretty ballerina hates her guts.

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    Sburb has ended with victory assured. A new Earth was created, having trolls and humans reside together since the planet’s existence came to be. There is no more discrimination from the hemospectrum, no more horror terrors, and no more terror from villains past. However, the new Earth has taken on a new hierarchy; wealth. Those who have it revel in it, and those who don’t are desperate to attain. Corruption seethes through every corner of the new world, and sin is all around. With everyone starting new, and no memories of what was or each other, everyone is striving to survive in this wretched new world. Yet in order to survive, you have to pay a price, selling something in return; and some are forced to pay more than they desire to give. Though, after all, it’s just like the old saying goes…

    "Sex Sells"

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    Dave, Karkat, John, and Sollux all live together. They are all in one big happy relationship, for the most part. This is a collection of different stories of their life together. Good and bad.

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    4/?
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    10
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    TG: cool
    TG: cool
    EB: …
    EB: you got your arm stuck, didn’t you
    TG: please send help

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    You remember thinking he looked like a pool noodle.

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    Karkat Vantas is the sort of guy who thinks he knows it all when it comes to dating; he knows the tricks, the signs and the whole works of romance. The thing he lacks? Experience. The other thing he lacks? A person to date.

    If his romance novels are anything to go by, he's doing well. (Although they aren't exactly guides to the universe).

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    John Egbert is an intern at big-time firm Harley International, and at times gets a little carried away with slacking off and finding things to take his mind away from actually working.

    It's not a surprise when new employee Sollux, or 'tech-guy', has unfortunately caught the eye of a hopeless Egbert, and can only be taken on an awkward ride of 'are we dating or what'.

    Workplace relationships are tricky situations.

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    3/8
    Comments:
    15
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    47
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    4
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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    8/?
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    "Good scenario: John needs tutored in coding, Sollux reteaches him the entire course, John romances the hell out of Sollux, Sollux does le swoon but pretends not to because he's too cool for that, they want to do the do but life keeps being a superb cockblock/bulgeblock."

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    “Are you okay? Maybe you should sit down.” Without waiting for an answer, John helped him sit down on the edge of the bed.

    “Yeah, I’m great. Wouldn’t you be, after being a living battery for perigees?”

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    5
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    At Alternia high, there are three social circles.
    There’s the sports kids.
    Then you’ve got the nerds.
    And then there are the stoners. Acidheads, burnouts, loners, punks.
    In which Dave does acid, John is kind of a nerdy stoner and Jade's kind of annoying but John loves her for it anyway.

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    All the prompts from the "64 Damn Prompts" on Live Journal, used specifically and only for Homestuck. All rarepairs, crack, or other things I ship with only one couple written twice. Is subject to change if I run out of ships (though that isn't likely because I ship almost everything).

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    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    3
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and your blood is acid.

    Everyone around you is not only stupid, but also fucked up royally by whoever is keeping you here.

    Did you mention your life sucks?

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    1,402
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    13
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    3
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    i know i say “sneezes erotically” a lot

    but what if someone sneezing while something was inside their genital

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    3
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    150
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    16
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