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Stede encounters Izzy in a bar after they are both thrown off The Revenge by Edward. The two find common ground over a night of drinks and both get more than they bargained for as Izzy offers to help Stede learn what Edward likes and offers to help win him back.
[ “I’m no virgin,” Stede pointed out in an insulted tone before realizing he’d half-yelled it. “I’m not a virgin,” he repeated in a stage whisper. Izzy sniffed.
“You have no idea what you’re doing. You thought Edward telling you to run him through meant he wanted you to stab him. God help me, I had to listen to that ridiculous exchange only to realize you’d actually stuck him in the gut.” Izzy gave Stede a tantalizing little smirk that sent heat straight between his legs.] -
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The unofficial sequel to "fort-night."
Stede and Edward bring a sleeping Izzy to bed.Izzy gradually surfaced, a wisp of a dream dancing behind his eyelids, and became aware of a soothing swaying motion that his whole body seemed to follow. It was subtle, but it was enough to make him feel dazed and content.
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- Part 5 of Send My Love to Israel Hands
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they've got engaged, there's no intention of a wedding by pan_thesilea
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Aug 2022
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On days like today, after dreaming of all three of them cuddled together and being fucking soft. Days so bad that he’s too fucked in the head to distract himself, he wishes that things with Edward could have been different. He wishes that Ed had asked him if he wanted to get married. He would have said yes so fucking forcefully that Ed would have recoiled. He wishes that he’d been able to give Ed a ring in return. He wishes that Ed cared about his preferences enough to know that he fucking hates green and always has and he’s definitely told Ed about it on multiple occasions in case he picks up the hint.
He continues to wear the emerald ring regardless.
Or: Stede tells Izzy that Edward asked him to marry him. But Izzy's already married to Ed, and now he's pissed.
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"Oh, 'nd my ring."
Izzy responds excitedly, looking over at Lucius and holding out and showing him the ring around his cravat. The shyness from before suddenly gone and replaced by a trusting openness Izzy had only ever given Edward.
The other man just hums and nods along. He wasn't exactly sure what was going on with Izzy, but it seems rather nice. The man isn't loud, rude, and angry like usual. Maybe he hit his head or something? Or maybe Buttons put some sort of hex on him to make him less sweary? And nice? Is that really a possibility?
Stranger things have happened.
izzy regresses for the first time and Lucius isn't quite sure what's going on.
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Young Edward Teach and his best mate Israel Hands return from war and find themselves at odds with their former employer, the British Navy. Everything changes when Captain Benjamin Hornigold offers them a place on his crew aboard The Ranger; one of the most heavily armed pirate vessels. The two hesitantly oblige, and the rest is (quite literally, at times) history.
This prequel theorizes the origins of our beloved characters through a tale of betrayal, heartbreak, love, loss, and loyalty. -
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Life as a pirate was always hard, everyone was out to kill you or rob you or maim you or just generally fuck you over. Especially other pirates. But before, before Stede Fucking Bonnet, life with Blackbeard was also thrilling. It was the perfect partnership. Blackbeard had the most devout and capable righthand man in all of piracy, and Izzy had... well. He had Blackbeard. He was the only man who had ever stood up for little Izzy Hands and taken care of him and made him feel safe. He accepted Izzy with all his particularities that everyone else had always mocked. Blackbeard would never kill him or rob him or maim him or just generally fuck him over. Until he did. Bonnet's return and the captains' reconciliation doesn't instantly fix the wounds. The Kraken is still there, waiting underneath the surface. Izzy is alone. It was, perhaps, the greatest loss the man had ever suffered.
Maybe Stede's kindness can help Izzy heal and find his way back to Blackbeard.
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"Edward," Izzy nods. Ed notices that the grip on his new cane doesn't tighten. That's good news. It means that the kraken's slimy, suckling hold on the crew is loosening ever so slightly. Izzy still stands ramrod straight though, even if he doesn't need to.
"Hi, Iz. How's watch?"
"Nice. Calm. Sea'll be agreeable tonight." Izzy turns back towards his gaze along the horizon. It's almost black out now, but Ed can still see plenty far in front of him. Ed knows that it probably burns Izzy from the inside out when he asks, "How's Bonnet?"
Ed sighs and leans against the railing. It smells like home, out here, even without a traditional home for thousands of miles. "Restless. Dude's dying to do something fuckin' stupid."
Izzy hums. "Now you know how I feel."
"Come on, I wasn't this bad."
"You're worse. You're like a cat on a hot tin roof, Edward. It landed us here."
aka: stede is getting over a cold and wants to tell the crew a story.
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Izzy isn’t really calling him anything.
Of course- he already has a name. Obviously. One that Izzy already uses. Half the ocean knows it by now, Stede Bonnet - the wealthy aristocrat who suffered the worst midlife crisis on record and seduced the dread pirate.
When he had first settled into his own soft persona in front of Stede, he had looked at Ed and only referred to him as ‘Baba’.
He had found himself suddenly without, suddenly lacking some new fundamental and essential need. He’d watched Ed and Izzy, the latter smiling and playing and laughing more than Stede had ever seen him, and he felt so deeply, impurely, wrongly, jealous.
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- Part 5 of Israel's Slow Delight of the Same Song
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You Slick, Ragged, Beautiful Thing by Hallianna for AguScribbles
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Aug 2022
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They’d all cheered when Stede had come back, Ed in tow, exhaustion written in every line of their bodies. But they were alive and home and together. Forever.
But their Mr. Hands is confusing. Well, at least to Stede. Because everyone on the ship gets *it*. Except Ed’s first mate. And Stede is starting to understand the depths that make up Israel Hands, but he is Ed’s first.
Permission isn’t so much given as relinquished. Willingly, but still. Stede plans to make the most of it.
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A morning, an afternoon, and a night in the captain's cabin. It's soft, it's cuddly, it's everything.
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i realized how similar Pink is to Edward and wrote this instead of sleeping
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Before Bonnet, before Ed's midlife crisis, Izzy gets pregnant. Maybe it's the long trip back to land, maybe it's his wish to leave an untarnished legacy. Ed takes him to a Spanish mission to convalesce and give birth. He'll always wonder who that little baby turned out to be.
This is inspired by a twitter thread by the wonderful Mossydreamz who told me to go for it.
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White Flags and Patchwork Quilts by c_c_cherry for Thornback
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Jul 2022
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Izzy battles with the biggest, most fearsome monster since The Kraken: acute insomnia.
Despite the name, it is not a very cute thing. Not at all.
(Featuring terrible coping mechanisms, every sleep remedy on the planet, and the crew of the Revenge being a nice, completely functional family.)
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Not all Beards are Actual Beards, If You Catch My Drift by Glowstick_ofdestiny for violentflower, moriartyyouwhore
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Jul 2022
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A collection of shorts about reader being comforted by the various pirates you find upon the Revenge.
This is starting out as dysphoria comfort but more general fluff/comfort will come in time.
Each chapter is tagged individually for your convenience. I'll update as I go.
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those who know my name, those who speak my language by claireBellerose
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jul 2022
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God Contended, the stud horse, and the guardian.
Brown eyes, an offered hand, and a brilliant smile.Aka how Izzy, Stede, and Ed meet for the first time.
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Fifteen Times Israel Hands Proved He Has a Heart by DarkHorseAsh
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Jul 2022
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Alternative title: Fifteen times Edward Teach fell in love with his first mate.
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Stede and Edward gift Israel a puppy.
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- Part 4 of Send My Love to Israel Hands
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“You don’t want me,” Izzy gasped loudly and stumbled against the couch. “I’m only convenient for you. You have Edward and you’re happy.” He spat out the word like he had a bug in his mouth. “Why are you being nice to me? I don’t fucking deserve it.”
“Israel--”
“Don’t you fucking try to lie to me.”
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- Part 3 of Send My Love to Israel Hands
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There is a first time for everything by SpacedOutLoser
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Jul 2022
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I'm using a nickname for a reader because Y/N makes me cringe. Everyone usually calls you Ace. When Ed and Stede's crew merged, you starting having eyes for a certain angry leather-clad pirate. This is a fic about you and Izzy's first kiss. Enjoy!
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Izzy gets seasick more often than he tells people. He always handles it alone.
That is, until Stede finds out.