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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,342
    Chapters:
    59/?
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2109
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    "Regrets? I've had a few. Then again, too few to mention."

    Watch as his life gets built and then crumbles into a mass of unrecognisable mess thanks to his massive introspection and self-improvement.

    Every chapter is named after a song; more info on each in the chapter endnotes. This is gonna be super long --the note-taking and plot-sketching document I wrote's got like 12 pages

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,667
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    177
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    Jane Crocker, dutiful follower of her grandmother's wishes, finds herself at the claws of the fearsome Midnight Crew.

    The Felt are panicked. The Crew are cocky. Jane, honestly, is having a great time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,254
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    284
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    [I] SS: Wake up on the streets

    You are disoriented, and could use a stiff drink

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    361
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1322
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    Snowman is infinitely amused by this barely-more-than-a-wiggler troll, yet just a hint of intrigued.

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    English
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    2,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    102
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    Droog really wishes that Spades Slick and Snowman would keep their affair to themselves. And also that they'd quit taking his damn stuff.

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    English
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    738
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    61
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    Madame Murel is wearing only thigh-high leather boots, a crimson silk wrap, and lipstick of the darkest red when Snowman phases into the painted chintz nightmare of her boudoir.

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    English
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    747
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    58
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    Midnight City spawned from the ashes, forged by dark magic and uncontested will. Spades Slick was its undisputed kingpin, and Lord English his ultimate enemy. Unfortunately, fate isn't kind to the inhabitants of this semi-prosperous metropolis, and the shadows that lie beyond the Furthest Ring have plans for these unsuspecting mobsters.

    You should never put all your cards on the table. You might lose a hand or two.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,401
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    534
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    You know that feeling when your roommate wakes you up at two in the morning because he's sad and horny and has to play with piano to vent?

    Of course you do, you're Diamonds Droog and you've had it up to here with Slick's shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    858
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    77
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    “Are you lost?” He inquired, his voice soothing and calming.

    “You’ve drawn spades, babe. I think you need some fun anyway since Diamonds been keeping ya serious.”

    “Don’t mind my pun but, you make me explode with happiness!” He smiled.

    “You remind me of something I’d see in Red Cheeks magazine...” he admitted, his face turning red as he stared down at you.

    “And I really think you should join- you belong with the Felt.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,591
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    198
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    Your name is Die, and you just ditched the lousy lot of fools knows as The Felt to join The Midnight Crew, who'd finally put your abilities to use.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,683
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    63
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    Murderstuck Party
    A group of college artists make a murder party to impress an evil art collector, but little do they know that there’s going to be more than one victim.
    (This is the first story of this collection)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,434
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    649
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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,374
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    369
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    gross self-indulgent ventfic
    yes i have coping skills, you're looking at em

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    74
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    In the kingdom of Derse, where all races, classes, and castes of people worked and played, they all at one point or another looked to the violet spires of the royal castle and wished they could be Dirk Strider. And with the royal birthday masquerade gala on the horizon, his country and his people seem a little brighter. But beyond the furthest reaches, beyond Prospit and its outskirts, one young girl named Jade Harley will dream beyond her orphan life and befriend the highest of royalty. But is trouble lurking beyond the fanfare of the masquerade?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,752
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    530
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    ‘Nine whole charms and there ain’t a single one that covers what you think of Snowman.’ - Voidbooze, dubious architecture, anatomical logistics, alien gender concepts, two-steps on rooftops, and yeah, some kissin’.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    95
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    Two more shorts, like The Comorbid.
    Madman: Poppop Crocker commits a murder and has a confrontation.
    Syzygy: Near the end of the war, the Queens discuss recent events and morality.

     

    All that night I did not sleep, as something was warring within my heart.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,459
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
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    38
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    Rose Lalonde (Female Student No. 3, 11th Grade Class B, Sburb Senior High School) felt like nothing was going to get done if they just sat and let this man talk. Her impatience getting the better of her, she pushed back her chair and stood up.

    “What are we doing here? I thought we were going to Washington D.C.”

    Hussie smirked dryly. “Yes, of course. Very well, then. The reason why you’re all here today…” he paused as he moseyed to the teacher's desk and turned back to face her, “is to kill each other.”

    Everyone froze and complete silence descended upon the room. Rose felt like she must have heard him incorrectly. It was those pills Mother was making her take, they had possible side effects of hallucinations. She must be hallucinating.

    “Your class has been selected for this year’s Programme,” Hussie continued.

    Karkat Vantas (Male Student No. 15) swore loudly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,347
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    509
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    (Stand alone excerpt of an idea never full written)

    You both share a look.
    This is what you’re sure is the setup of an interrogation taking place 15 stories in the air above a burning city and harbor. Thousands of miles out sea, 5 capable men are hiding in a bunker on an island with the last piece of the living equivalent of Satan (Demonhead Mobster Kingpin) hidden and out of reach of the Felt, who are livid to obtain it.
    You both aren’t saying squat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    180
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    Prospit. A lovely shiny kingdom with orange and yellow hues everywhere. Who would ever want to hurt it? That's the question the Royal family wonders about after an unknown resident of Prospit put a hit out on the royal family. Distraught, they decide the best decision would be to combine themselves with another kingdom. That kingdom being derse. In order to combine the two kingdoms, a marriage must take place in between the royal families. The chosen members? None other than Prince and knight in training Dave Elizabeth Strider then Prince and Heir to the throne of Prospit, John Alexander Egbert.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,387
    Chapters:
    1/35
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    283

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