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Parental Responsibility, The Immediate Remix by Bella_Dahlia
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Jan 2021
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The knee jerk impulse to be annoyed at anyone fretting over him warred with Tony’s intense desire to have Steve pay him any attention at all. Tony Stark was addicted to attention: anyone could tell you that, and he didn’t bother to deny it. He had turned attention seeking into an art form, had a seemingly never ending arsenal of tactics and zero compunction about using any of them. He needled, he wheedled, he whined, he groused; he used his words, he used his body, and when all else failed he broke down to childhood habits and just invented something.
And none of them worked on Steve.
OR that time the Avengers were a Collegiate Fencing Team and still emotional disasters.
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All Aboard To Camp Kill Me Now (Revised) by Fourfivesix
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
13 Jan 2021
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Revision of the og All Aboard To Camp Kill Me Now. I didn’t like the way it was going, so here we are
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Tony Stark is sent to summer camp by his ass of a father.
Now he has to spend eleven weeks with a bunch of strangers.
With no desire to make friends, let alone get along with anyone, Tony begins his summer of hell.
But maybe people want to be friends with him anyways. Not all of them, though.
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Game Face by MusingMemories
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Black Panther (2018)
08 Jan 2021
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Written to appease my own prompt: After Endgame, Steve needs both Bucky and Tony, so they're...working on it with each other. In the midst of this, they get captured by an old enemy; pain ensues for them both, alongside a good deal of snark, martyring, and a growing understanding of one another and how they fit together.
Story already complete, will be posted in sensical chunks!
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The backhand doesn’t really catch him by surprise, as it sweeps his face sideways, surprising only that it hadn’t come earlier, because people like Rumlow are always dying to hit something, and even though he’s probably less resilient than Bucky, he’s putting two and two together quick, hello genius, and come up with Tony in the line of fire is the best way to achieve his aforementioned mission. Minimal damage, maximum time wasted. He’s going to be resentful about it later, but envisioning the look of disappointment Steve would give him if he brought his precious cargo back reduced to one big panic attack, which has nothing at all to do with the way Bucky’s face has gone a mix of fearful, complacent, and childishly terrified, well, whatever, he just doesn't want to deal with disappointed Steve, that's it.
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All Peter Wanted Was A Job by jaded_ghoster
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Dec 2020
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Peter’s just trying to get his life back on track. Which is proving to be quite difficult when you’re slipping on a red and blue onesie every night to web up bad guys. He hopes that maybe with the help of his aunt and his two best friends, he can get by with a semi-normal life. But, for better or worse, the universe has other ideas. Confronted about what his plans are for after high school, Peter is forced to make some serious decisions for his future. And what’s a better way to do that than apply for an internship program? Well, there were probably better ways, but of course, no one bothered to tell him that. All Peter can do is sit back and watch as his life is thrown into utter chaos; Two billionaires competing over a grudge, family secrets being exposed, dramatic avengers, and of course, villains just waiting patiently in the shadows. Not to mention an unexpected father figure.
At the end of the day, all peter wanted was a job.
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Or: The first AU that I'm writing about because I'm bored in quarantine. This story has some major elements of Civil War and Homecoming but I'm ignoring a lot of details from canon. Read the tags! -
Knocking On Heaven's Door by KandiSheek
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Dec 2020
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Peter doesn't really believe in magic, but he's just desperate enough to summon an angel so he can finally find out how MJ feels about him.
To his surprise he summons two. They're not... quite what he expects.
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- Part 2 of Cap/IM Bingo 2020
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hell hath no fury like a scorned ex boyfriend by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Dec 2020
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“I cannot believe I’m saying this, but we have been saved by the power of Tony Stark’s dick,” said Fury, standing in the penthouse of Stark Tower with the rest of the Avengers and Loki.
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"To my dick!" then said Stark and everyone looked exasperated even as they raised their glasses and bottles."To Stark's dick!" they chorused.
or: tony stark is an unrepentant slut but he does save the avengers hell of a lot of problems
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The Photo That Almost Wasn't by StarkLove_Phyllis
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
17 Dec 2020
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Tony had offhandedly mentioned to Steve that he wanted one of those cheesy photos of Peter sitting on Santa’s lap this year, fully intending to pay handsomely to make it happen in the safety of the tower. But, Steve somehow manages to talk him into venturing to the mall for the photo op like everyone else.
Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t go at all as they had hoped.
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Even the Tiniest Tricks Pack a Punch by BennyBatch, Pinky_Wisteria
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Dec 2020
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After a week of complete radio silence, Tony has had it. He knows Loki is up to something, and he’ll do whatever he can to get to the bottom of it, even if that means doing it all by himself. He just didn’t expect to find answers so close to home.
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Next Time, Take the Stairs by courtinator
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Dec 2020
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A kidnapping attempt could alter the Avengers team forever.
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Little Prick by crazycatt71
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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A rude comment, and an unusual sex toy lead to Bucky & Tony getting together
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Sharpen Your Teeth by STARSdidathing
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
24 Nov 2020
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A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with his decision.
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I'd Like to See S'more by StarkLove_Phyllis
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
15 Nov 2020
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Tony joins Steve on the couch for a quiet night in when he makes a new tasty discovery, thanks to Steve.
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Daddy Stark Doo Doo Doo by the_one_n_only_54
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Nov 2020
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"SWEET CAROLINE!"
"Can I get a waffle?"
"This beech empty!""BAM BAM BAM!"
"Can I please a get a waffle?"
"yEET!""How is this my life?" Tony wondered aloud
"Don't worry Tones," Rhodey said, patting Tony's shoulder in an it-will-be-alright manner-of-fashion and giving it a small squeeze. There was a sagely tone underlying his voice. "Parenthood can be tough at first, but you'll get used to it soon enough."---
OR: The many adventures of Daddy Stark and his gaggle of (adopted) children.
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- Part 1 of Daddy Stark Doo Doo Doo Doo
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Thanks to Peter’s altered DNA since the Bite he can’t get sick anymore. May and Mr. Stark are just over-reacting this flu season. Peter feels great.
Seriously.
(For bingo space B2 - Becoming giggly from blood loss or high fever)
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- Part 2 of Whump Bingo 2020
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Tall, Stark & Handsome by hotchoco195
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Sep 2020
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Tony's not the only one who appreciates Loki's female form.
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- Part 8 of Stark Raving Mad
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Date Night by whatdidyouexpect (youdbetterbeready) for patientalien
Fandoms: Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)
23 Sep 2020
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"It's Tony and," Natasha squints, "... Loki. Loki?"
"Loki," Clint confirms.
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Snark Attack by Mostly_Marvel_Musings
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Sep 2020
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Scuba Diving For Amateurs by Chaed, spacelaska
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
01 Sep 2020
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Join us in 2013 when times were simpler, and the Avengers assemble to explore a super-secret underwater (possibly) Hydra base.
Featuring: Science bros, uptight Steve, the heart of a bildersnipe and much more.
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Invalid. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Aug 2020
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Happy times. Just start smiling.
There was always that little voice in his head that convinced him to keep going, reminded him of the happy times. Times that made him guilty for feeling like he wanted to end it all.
He hated that voice sometimes.
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You've Got Sucker's Luck by wrathkitty
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Loki - Fandom, Thor - Fandom
29 Jul 2020
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Loki's half-hearted attempt at redemption careens wildly off-course when he falls in love with a young woman who was injured in a Chitauri blast that left her widowed, able to sense magic, and with no memory of the Battle of NY...or Loki. Post TDW, Loki/OFC, slow burn.
*On indefinite hiatus until fucking COVID is over.