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    The knee jerk impulse to be annoyed at anyone fretting over him warred with Tony’s intense desire to have Steve pay him any attention at all. Tony Stark was addicted to attention: anyone could tell you that, and he didn’t bother to deny it. He had turned attention seeking into an art form, had a seemingly never ending arsenal of tactics and zero compunction about using any of them. He needled, he wheedled, he whined, he groused; he used his words, he used his body, and when all else failed he broke down to childhood habits and just invented something.

    And none of them worked on Steve.

    OR that time the Avengers were a Collegiate Fencing Team and still emotional disasters.

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    Revision of the og All Aboard To Camp Kill Me Now. I didn’t like the way it was going, so here we are

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    Tony Stark is sent to summer camp by his ass of a father.

    Now he has to spend eleven weeks with a bunch of strangers.

    With no desire to make friends, let alone get along with anyone, Tony begins his summer of hell.

    But maybe people want to be friends with him anyways. Not all of them, though.

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    Written to appease my own prompt: After Endgame, Steve needs both Bucky and Tony, so they're...working on it with each other. In the midst of this, they get captured by an old enemy; pain ensues for them both, alongside a good deal of snark, martyring, and a growing understanding of one another and how they fit together.

    Story already complete, will be posted in sensical chunks!

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    The backhand doesn’t really catch him by surprise, as it sweeps his face sideways, surprising only that it hadn’t come earlier, because people like Rumlow are always dying to hit something, and even though he’s probably less resilient than Bucky, he’s putting two and two together quick, hello genius, and come up with Tony in the line of fire is the best way to achieve his aforementioned mission. Minimal damage, maximum time wasted. He’s going to be resentful about it later, but envisioning the look of disappointment Steve would give him if he brought his precious cargo back reduced to one big panic attack, which has nothing at all to do with the way Bucky’s face has gone a mix of fearful, complacent, and childishly terrified, well, whatever, he just doesn't want to deal with disappointed Steve, that's it.

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    Peter’s just trying to get his life back on track. Which is proving to be quite difficult when you’re slipping on a red and blue onesie every night to web up bad guys. He hopes that maybe with the help of his aunt and his two best friends, he can get by with a semi-normal life. But, for better or worse, the universe has other ideas. Confronted about what his plans are for after high school, Peter is forced to make some serious decisions for his future. And what’s a better way to do that than apply for an internship program? Well, there were probably better ways, but of course, no one bothered to tell him that. All Peter can do is sit back and watch as his life is thrown into utter chaos; Two billionaires competing over a grudge, family secrets being exposed, dramatic avengers, and of course, villains just waiting patiently in the shadows. Not to mention an unexpected father figure.

    At the end of the day, all peter wanted was a job.
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    Or: The first AU that I'm writing about because I'm bored in quarantine. This story has some major elements of Civil War and Homecoming but I'm ignoring a lot of details from canon. Read the tags!

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    Peter doesn't really believe in magic, but he's just desperate enough to summon an angel so he can finally find out how MJ feels about him.

    To his surprise he summons two. They're not... quite what he expects.

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    “I cannot believe I’m saying this, but we have been saved by the power of Tony Stark’s dick,” said Fury, standing in the penthouse of Stark Tower with the rest of the Avengers and Loki.
    [...]
    "To my dick!" then said Stark and everyone looked exasperated even as they raised their glasses and bottles.

    "To Stark's dick!" they chorused.

    or: tony stark is an unrepentant slut but he does save the avengers hell of a lot of problems

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    Tony had offhandedly mentioned to Steve that he wanted one of those cheesy photos of Peter sitting on Santa’s lap this year, fully intending to pay handsomely to make it happen in the safety of the tower. But, Steve somehow manages to talk him into venturing to the mall for the photo op like everyone else.

    Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t go at all as they had hoped.

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    After a week of complete radio silence, Tony has had it. He knows Loki is up to something, and he’ll do whatever he can to get to the bottom of it, even if that means doing it all by himself. He just didn’t expect to find answers so close to home.

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    A kidnapping attempt could alter the Avengers team forever.

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    A rude comment, and an unusual sex toy lead to Bucky & Tony getting together

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    A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with his decision.

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    Tony joins Steve on the couch for a quiet night in when he makes a new tasty discovery, thanks to Steve.

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    "SWEET CAROLINE!"
    "Can I get a waffle?"
    "This beech empty!"

    "BAM BAM BAM!"
    "Can I please a get a waffle?"
    "yEET!"

    "How is this my life?" Tony wondered aloud
    "Don't worry Tones," Rhodey said, patting Tony's shoulder in an it-will-be-alright manner-of-fashion and giving it a small squeeze. There was a sagely tone underlying his voice. "Parenthood can be tough at first, but you'll get used to it soon enough."

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    OR: The many adventures of Daddy Stark and his gaggle of (adopted) children.

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    Thanks to Peter’s altered DNA since the Bite he can’t get sick anymore. May and Mr. Stark are just over-reacting this flu season. Peter feels great.

    Seriously.

    (For bingo space B2 - Becoming giggly from blood loss or high fever)

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    Tony's not the only one who appreciates Loki's female form.

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    "It's Tony and," Natasha squints, "... Loki. Loki?"

    "Loki," Clint confirms.

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    Join us in 2013 when times were simpler, and the Avengers assemble to explore a super-secret underwater (possibly) Hydra base.

    Featuring: Science bros, uptight Steve, the heart of a bildersnipe and much more.

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    Happy times. Just start smiling.

    There was always that little voice in his head that convinced him to keep going, reminded him of the happy times. Times that made him guilty for feeling like he wanted to end it all.

    He hated that voice sometimes.

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    Loki's half-hearted attempt at redemption careens wildly off-course when he falls in love with a young woman who was injured in a Chitauri blast that left her widowed, able to sense magic, and with no memory of the Battle of NY...or Loki. Post TDW, Loki/OFC, slow burn.

    *On indefinite hiatus until fucking COVID is over.

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