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    Harry Potter Historical Romance AU:
    "How does what you want benefit me? You want me to give myself to you, in a way that I never wished to give to a man. You ask for so much."

    "Oh, this won't be just for me," his lips curled into a smirk. "But I can give you everything you need. What you desire. You are free to do as you wish--as long as you come for me."

    Gentle Readers;
    Independence comes at a steep price. What happens when the Duke of Wiltshire, notorious rake Draco Malfoy, makes an offer the would-be spinster, Miss Hermione Granger, cannot afford to refuse?
    Your Ever Observant-
    Lady Quibbler

    Alpha/Beta Readers- LaDeeDaa35 / slytherinphoenix713 / CarrieMaxwell / Pia_Bartolini

    I plan to post chapters bi-weekly.

    PS- There is the likelihood this will become a series with the following wizards; Harry, Ron, Theo, and Blaise.
    This is a regency fic, inspired by the Bridgerton series but is original. I have not read nor intend to read the books at this time. Credit to the use of Lady Quibbler, which is inspired by Lady Whistledown.

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    Inexplicably drawn to visit a small Australian island, Hermione Granger crashes into Draco Malfoy's carefree surfer boi existence, much to their mutual disgust.

    “You’re a dick, 'Jacko',” Hermione spat out. “What on earth are you playing at? You’re accusing me of Merlin-knows-what, when you’re the one living under an assumed name on an isolated island in bloody Australia!” She jabbed her forefinger into his wet-suited chest. “How dare you let Pete think we’re together? And stop calling me Harmony!”

    “What am I playing at? I told you, I’m sticking to you like glue until I figure out what the hell you’re doing here, Harmony,” he snapped back.

    “You curse like a uncouth bum – and I’m not ‘doing anything’, I’m on– holidays.” Her head dropped back onto the pillow, her eyes averted. “Just… just leave me alone.”

    Draco almost felt a tiny twang of pity at the unfeigned exhaustion and suffering in her tone, but he hardened himself against her craftiness. He didn’t believe in coincidence; there was no way that Hermione Granger had turned up on his beach without knowing of his presence here...'

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    “The arm wrap needs to be moved up, and you can’t cinch it that tight,” Hermione hissed, trying to keep a worry-free smile plastered on her face. It was a facade. How could she be calm when she was topless, on the stage being tied up by Draco Fucking Malfoy, who obviously had no idea how this tie worked.

    “Don’t tell me what to do, Granger,” Malfoy muttered.

    “What kind of Dom are you?” She knew it would push all the wrong buttons, but she didn't care.

    When Padma had called her to cancel last-minute she may have panicked. But thankfully, Merla, the art director had someone who she guaranteed was *just as good*. Hermione nearly snorted at the statement now.

    “I should be asking what kind of sub you are,” he retorted.

    “For your information, I’m not a sub. I just find this calming.”

    The way his eyes flashed when he looked at her was. . . strange— Like he was seeing her for the first time, or like he might try to devour her.

    And as that blissful feeling of the rope sweeping her into the air set in, Hermione considered letting him.

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    Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been partners for the last five years, tracking down and stopping anyone attempting to follow in Voldemort's footsteps. When their work sends them to the other side of the world to locate the leader of a group hell-bent on destruction, chaos, and the subjugation of Muggles, their lives take a dramatic turn.

    After years of pining, Draco may be pushed to his breaking point when Hermione has a newfound interest in American cowboys.

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    harry's first day at north shore high - mean girls style

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    The annual Ministry Yule Gala. Each year, the same gaudy décor, the same gaudy people. So far that evening, Hermione had danced with several partners, not all of whom were desirable. And not one of them had been the person she had hoped to dance with tonight.

    At least the wine was always good.

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    Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are Draco’s true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself. A story of reaching adulthood during war.

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    Draco cut her off before she repeated the question. “Granger, you may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.”

    Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.”

    “So. Is. Mine.” He growled at her. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.”

    She narrowed her eyes at him. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.”

    She better be.

    “One more thing.”

    “What, Malfoy?” she said impatiently, still angry that she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted.

    He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.”

    She stared back at him defiantly. “We both are.”

    He couldn’t argue with that.

    She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.

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    Dumbledore had told Severus Snape and Hermione Granger that getting married would help them share vital information as the Potions Master continued to play the villain and consummate spy and the Brightest Witch of Her Age hunted Horcruxes with her friends. What the old bugger didn’t tell them was that if they both survived the war it would take a year-and-a-day to divorce and that they would have to live together for the duration – without killing each other. It would go down in the annals of wizarding history as either one of the wisest things the headmaster ever did . . . or one of the very worst. Only a year-and-a-day would reveal which one it was.

    **NOW COMPLETE**

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    When someone breaks into Malfoy's vault at Gringotts, apparently it's up to Hermione to not only solve the case, but also keep Malfoy's appearances in her office a secret. Since when was Malfoy so needy and mysterious about his whereabouts to the Ministry? And why is he coming over again for dinner?

    A No-War AU

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    Draco finds out something pertaining to the war that Hermione would do anything to prevent from getting out. How far is she willing to go to protect her secret?

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    “One evening. For one evening I’ll do…” She took a deep breath to steel herself. “I’ll do whatever you want.”

    He stopped in front of her, looming over her body, close. So close that she felt his hot breath on the top of her head. Slowly, she looked up from the shirt on his chest and into his eyes. They were hooded, and darker than she remembered.

    “Whatever I want?” His voice was hushed and deep, and she felt it in her bones.

    “Yes,” she whispered, and did her best to still the fear and sick thrill of anticipation that had sparked inside her.

    “Alright, Granger,” he said with a smirk, and then spoke in a low voice. “You’ve got yourself a deal.”

    She had no idea what she had just agreed to.

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    When Hermione finds a magical coin, it drops her at the feet of a dashing stranger. After magically depleting herself in order to save him and his brother, she eventually wakes, and then finds herself getting to know him in very intimate ways.

     

    or, the one in which a mysterious portkey takes Hermione on an impromptu adventure

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    Her right ankle buckled, lurching her forward into a tall, lean chest. Correspondingly strong hands steadied her around the waist. And a cool, familiar voice—like something out of a dream—drawled, “Watch it, Granger.”

    Or, Hermione heads for the rebound and lands on something very impractical, indeed.

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    “Well, I was thinking…” he began, crossing his arms in front of him.

    “A dangerous pastime, I’m told,” said Hermione with a grin.

    “Oh quite, it’s downright perilous for me, I’d wager,” George continued without missing a single beat. “But regardless, I was thinking. That we should practise. So our kiss will look… realistic. Legitimate…” He nodded once to punctuate, as if he’d had the most wonderful idea in the world.

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    Draco has had a bad day at work, but does Hermione make it better, or worse?

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