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    Draco Malfoy had the perfect plan: use Polyjuice to turn into the Weasel, infiltrate Gryffindor tower, and steal the memories implicating his father. But the Golden Girl had to ruin everything by kissing him. Now Draco's developed a strange addiction for bushy-haired know-it-all mudbloods, and nothing but the best will do.

    Update schedule: 2/3 chapters a week.

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    德拉科和哈利以狼的形态在禁林里相遇,他们迅速而无可救药地的坠入了爱河,最终彼此联结在了一起。不幸的是,他们动物形态的联结,并不意味着他们在现实生活中也会如此快乐。

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    Harry Potter Historical Romance AU:
    "How does what you want benefit me? You want me to give myself to you, in a way that I never wished to give to a man. You ask for so much."

    "Oh, this won't be just for me," his lips curled into a smirk. "But I can give you everything you need. What you desire. You are free to do as you wish--as long as you come for me."

    Gentle Readers;
    Independence comes at a steep price. What happens when the Duke of Wiltshire, notorious rake Draco Malfoy, makes an offer the would-be spinster, Miss Hermione Granger, cannot afford to refuse?
    Your Ever Observant-
    Lady Quibbler

    Alpha/Beta Readers- LaDeeDaa35 / slytherinphoenix713 / CarrieMaxwell / Pia_Bartolini

    I plan to post chapters bi-weekly.

    PS- There is the likelihood this will become a series with the following wizards; Harry, Ron, Theo, and Blaise.
    This is a regency fic, inspired by the Bridgerton series but is original. I have not read nor intend to read the books at this time. Credit to the use of Lady Quibbler, which is inspired by Lady Whistledown.

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    在穿越回过去后,德拉科试图遵从自己记忆中的历史。但是三年级为他带来了一位新的拉文克劳表妹,一个新的博格特,一位开始对他十分欣赏的哈利波特,还有一城堡的摄魂怪和它们让他回忆起的东西。随着他母亲家族的秘密被揭露,他还意识到自己远没有想象中那么了解自己的教父,德拉科会发现,他再也无法在新的时间线里保持被动了。

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    Draco Malfoy never took anything seriously, especially his mother's connivances. Only this time, he finds himself in dire straits. With the help of Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott, he scours Europe looking for the Mystery Girl he accidentally soul bound into a Magical Marriage.

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    “Divorce technically isn’t our only option,” Hermione said absentmindedly. “Malfoy could die within the next two years, for example.”

    Malfoy turned to her, eyes blazing. “Either of us could die, Granger. I don’t appreciate the insinuation of it being me.”

    “I didn’t say it for you to appreciate it. It’s merely a fact.”

    Malfoy turned to Kinglsey. “If nothing else can nullify our impending nuptials, surely Granger exhibiting the markers for premediated murder should?”

    Granger rolled her eyes. “If I were going to murder you, I wouldn’t be stupid enough to plan it with the Minister For Magic.”

    Malfoy mockingly put his hand against his heart. “Oh, that’s such a relief. I much prefer the idea of being murdered in the spur of the moment. Premeditation is very played out.”

    “Quite literally,” Hermione said.

    Clearing his throat, Kingsley said, “I appreciate that you both have history. Even so, the Wizenmagot has chosen the two of you to marry.”

    “Granger’s intent on putting the ‘death’ in ‘til death do us part, and you want to categorise our dynamic as having ‘history,’” Malfoy scoffed, leaning his head back. “We’re fucked.”

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    After the war, Draco and Pansy find little ways to cope with life, as well as strengthen their relationship. Mind the tags.

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    a hero won't burn down the world for the one he loves. will he?

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    只是照了一次镜子,以及一次不明智的打破它的尝试,一个刚从阿兹卡班出狱,心怀怨恨的德拉科马尔福就被送回了他收到霍格沃茨来信的那一天。
    就这样,德拉科突然拥有了他并不想要的第二次机会,一顶不知道该拿他怎么办的分院帽,一个不肯离开他的书桌的麻瓜种,以及一双他无法从脑海中清除的绿色眼睛。还有他的新魔杖,而这根魔杖选择了他就正标志着他是个正如他姓氏所代表的,彻头彻尾的黑巫师。

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    Kinktober Day 27 - Sex Pollen

    Newly divorced Potter and widowed Draco are naturally the optimal choice of chaperones for a bunch of teenagers camping on the outskirts of the Forbidden Forest. It's just that, Draco's not sure about the tent sharing thing.

    Giveaway deadline tomorrow, don't forget to leave your prompts!

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    It's one thing to marry the great git who tormented you when you were in school but it's another thing entirely to fucking fall in love with him like an idiot. Hermione regretted ever opening that door to Narcissa Malfoy because falling in love hurt, especially when she knew the marriage wasn't built to last forever.

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    It ended on the precipice of a prophecy fulfilled.

    Hermione stood before Draco. Their eyes locked, sharing silent apologies and regretful proclamations. His eyes calmed her, and she indulged in the brief reprieve. After all, something in him called to her. She knew that much, at least, was true. Hermione and Draco were fated to this end. Their love story was merely a series of malignant twists of fate.

    Hermione rolled her shoulders back and stopped prolonging the inevitable. Knees bent, she carefully positioned herself. Dueling was a violent dance, but one with graceful steps. Draco mimicked her stance and blinked once slowly as if to say on with it then.

    On with it then. Hermione brought up her wand and aimed for his chest. Draco positioned his wand higher, aiming for her head. Their stances remained transfixed as they slowly bowed their heads in tandem.

    Avada kedavra!”

    One lover crowned a macabre victor. The war raged on.

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    Here is Hermione Granger; thirty-something and the foremost expert in her field. With her magical ward-breaking assistant Luna Longbottom, Hermione has been sent by the Ministry to the long abandoned Malfoy Manor (now a ruin) to recover books rumored to be rare and magical -- but what she finds is a decades-long murder mystery, the unraveling of which goes deeper than Hermione could have ever imagined.

    Begun in 2015 and finished in 2017, this is the AU story that is only AU to the epilogue in the Harry Potter series; everything else happened.

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    Draco Malfoy is not an owl, really he isn’t. He simply assumes the shape of one on occasion when he wants to find a bit of privacy—a goal entirely thwarted because Harry Potter doesn’t understand you can’t just grab any old bird from the Owlery and force it to send your missives and deliver your packages.

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    “It’s just- It’s a bit funny is all. Draco Malfoy working in a coffee shop.”

    “Patisserie,” Malfoy corrected.

    The one where Harry is a sad tourist and Draco feeds him croissants.

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    “I saw your latest adventures in the Prophet,” his voice was deeper than she remembered, it was less whiny, more menacing.

    Hermione had intended to remain unwaveringly calm, but this was the first time she had seen Malfoy since he let Death Eaters into her school, her resolve was buckling.

    He leaned forward and rested his forearm on the stone wall above her head, his entire upper body forming a canopy over her, blocking her. She lifted her chin defiantly, her nose an inch from his own.

    Dropping his gaze from her face to her body, lingering on her hips, he whispered, “How do you fancy riding another Dragon? I promise I won't be gentle.”

    She dug her wand farther into the soft flesh under his chin. Hermione could feel the blood rushing to her face with fury as she glared at him. He was still an intolerable, smug arsehole. A lot like before, except now, he was lethal. He took his sweet time to lift his eyes from her body back to her face.

    “I don't have time for your childish games, Malfoy,” she seethed, “I would love nothing more than to hex you and send you crying back to your daddy. But not before I know, why the fuck my prophecy was inside your vault at Gringotts.”

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    Draco Malfoy just can’t catch a break. Between the magical curse upon his bloodline, his hair misbehaving, and that strange pit full of demons in his basement that he had absolutely nothing to do with, it just hasn’t been a banner year for him. Luckily, Harry Potter is here to make things ten times worse.

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    "Granger, if you mean to tell me that tweedle-dum and tweedle-dee managed to destroy five horcruxes prancing about in the woods while also trying not to trip over their own pricks, the title ‘brightest witch of her age’ was wasted on you."

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    "I'm selfish Granger. I'm used to getting what I want. And I don't think I've wanted anything more than I want you. But you shouldn't want that. You shouldn't bare to look at me. So please, I'm begging you to not want me too."

    A classic heart-warming/wrenching 8th Year Hogwarts Dramione Fanfiction. Complete with snarky comebacks, matchmaking Neville Longbottom, all your favorite tropes (Potion Partners, a Ball, Ron Weasley butting in), and Draco Malfoy seeking redemption. A wonderfully long story with a realistic timeline and without people making horribly impulsive relationship-shattering decisions. A slow burn with immense pay off.

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    Sixth year. A storm of hormones. A boy who sees no other choice and a girl who is fed up with being the responsible one. Will they help each other or will they destroy each other?

    Warning - Draco will be very sweet to everyone except Hermione and his mother.

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    Inexplicably drawn to visit a small Australian island, Hermione Granger crashes into Draco Malfoy's carefree surfer boi existence, much to their mutual disgust.

    “You’re a dick, 'Jacko',” Hermione spat out. “What on earth are you playing at? You’re accusing me of Merlin-knows-what, when you’re the one living under an assumed name on an isolated island in bloody Australia!” She jabbed her forefinger into his wet-suited chest. “How dare you let Pete think we’re together? And stop calling me Harmony!”

    “What am I playing at? I told you, I’m sticking to you like glue until I figure out what the hell you’re doing here, Harmony,” he snapped back.

    “You curse like a uncouth bum – and I’m not ‘doing anything’, I’m on– holidays.” Her head dropped back onto the pillow, her eyes averted. “Just… just leave me alone.”

    Draco almost felt a tiny twang of pity at the unfeigned exhaustion and suffering in her tone, but he hardened himself against her craftiness. He didn’t believe in coincidence; there was no way that Hermione Granger had turned up on his beach without knowing of his presence here...'

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    21/24
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    273
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    252
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    80
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