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    Harry wanted to take him apart and put him back together, to make him weep and to make him howl with laughter, to be his master and his slave and his everything.

    OR

    The re-telling of the myth of Hades and Persephone! However, this story has some extra twists to it.

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    English
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    3,872
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    2/?
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    25
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    102
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    32
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    Blinded by his friend's betrayal, he goes after him with one thing on his mind - Revenge, leaving his only son behind without looking back despite loving him with all he had.

    What's the point anymore when he had lost his wife and his best friends to the dark side but deep down he hopes his son could forgive his reckless action.

    A story of Draco Black through his Hogwarts year without his biological parents as he was adopted by the Malfoys with his sister/cousin by his side.

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    English
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    9/?
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    47
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    With Narcissa Malfoy striking a deal for her family — protection for information, the last thing anyone wants is Draco Malfoy seeking refuge within the heart of the Order.

    It would’ve been easy, Hermione thinks. So easy for her to hex him back to Voldemort’s clutches for all that he’s said and done, but being the bleeding soft-hearted Gryffindor she is, she doesn't.

    * * * * *

    “You should hate me,” he murmurs, flicking his gaze to her from beneath his lashes.

    She should, Hermione knows this. She really ought to hate him, but the memory of the haunted look in his eyes and the hoarse screams of his nightmares echoes through her mind and eases the storm in her heart.

    She doesn’t. She can’t.

    “You’re right,” Hermione says soberly. “I should. But I don’t.”

    Post HBP. Canon-Divergent. HG/DM.

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    6/?
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    409
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    133
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    To new beginnings, Harry did not expect change.
    Nor did he expect to be sorted into another house.
    Merlin, if this wasn't unexpected he doesn't know what is.
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    With Umbridge's control over Hogwarts she has not only began to change up the whole curriculum but throw a whole new change in Houses at the students faces. Harry is not pleased, and as he recalls; the past few years have not determined whether he's 100% Gryffindor or not. What if his Slytherin side has caught up to him over time?

     

    Why not be both?

    [REWRITE OF FIFTH YEAR.]

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    1/?
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    2
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    25
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    8
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    Harry finally gets the break he’s been needing for years now.

    Of course, bloody Malfoy had to show up and ruin it.

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    13,404
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    123
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    15
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    2157
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    “Hello?” she calls. “You alright?”

    Then— then he staggers forward, into her view, hair plastered to his forehead, dripping, out of breath, smeared with mud and streaks of vivid blood bleeding dripping his forehead, and Hermione just fumbles for her wand and screams for anybody else in the house, because she’s sure dozens more Death-Eaters are going to come flooding after him, and kill her, and kill Harry and — he just ducks her spell, and holds up his hands almost mockingly, staring at her like a dead scarecrow in a field, his body taunt and limp at the same time. 

    A moment later he’s pinned to the wall by no less than four wands and he’s not even reacting, he’s not even holding up his hands in surrender, he’s just staring forward blankly. 

    --

    He finishes his first slice in ten seconds flat, she watches in awe as it disappears. He wipes crumbs off his mouth and catches her looking again. She turns her head back to the newspaper to hide her blush at being caught twice, and when she looks up again, his gaze is still on her. He flicks on the kettle — he knows how to do that. “Your tea’s cold. Want some more?”

    She nods.

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    13/13
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    33
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    It really shouldn't be surprising that Draco got Harry Potter's soulmark once the Golden Boy finally turned eighteen. It really shouldn't be surprising at all. What with Draco's rotten luck? And Potter's hero complex? Having them be soulmates is just what the Fates would do to punish them both.

    Or maybe Potter will just use this as another reputation building opportunity. Draco wouldn't be surprised. Rarely anything could surprise him anymore. He's just surprised he survived the war!

    So imagine his surprise when Golden Potter Who Lived Twice walked up to him and said, with his annoyingly nervous and cute grin: "Truce?"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    8
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    Draco suffers from an unrequited bond with none other than Harry Potter. With each hour he doesn't touch him, Draco feels more and more affected. The simple solution would be to tell Potter, but when has Draco Malfoy ever been simple?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    188
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    20
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    It happened so fast Draco didn’t even have time to process it.

    Leave it up to Potter to ruin everything.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    54
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    6
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    He slipped. Draco Malfoy, professional Olympics figure skater of 7 years, slipped.

    And out of all people, it's Harry Potter, captain of the Olympics hockey team, that caught him. Talk about embarrassing, Draco.

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    1/1
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    Draco Malfoy is not an owl, really he isn’t. He simply assumes the shape of one on occasion when he wants to find a bit of privacy—a goal entirely thwarted because Harry Potter doesn’t understand you can’t just grab any old bird from the Owlery and force it to send your missives and deliver your packages.

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    Chapters:
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    years later, he felt that he was somewhat of an expert when it came to decoding draco malfoy. a “potter, you’re sweating like a dog” meant “i’m glad to see you.”, “why are you so obsessed with me?” meant “hold me a little longer, please.”, and best of all, “fuck off, potter.” almost always meant “i love you. please don’t leave me.” 
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    in which draco loves in an unconventional way, but harry doesn't really mind.

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    “Say, want to wager a little bet, Potter? Whoever captures more dark wizards by the end of this month wins.”

    Harry scoffs, raising his head from his desk to look at Malfoy. He was twirling his wand in his hand with a smug grin on his face. Harry swore he saw his eye twinkle.

    “What’s in it for me?”

    Malfoy only grinned wider. “If you win, I’ll do your paperwork that you hate so much. For two months.”

    Harry noticeably perked up at this. “And if I lose?”

    “Well, Potter, then you have to go on a date with me.”

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    Гарри абсолютно уверен: это Малфой виноват в том, что они застряли во времени, снова и снова переживая один и тот же день.

    Гарри хорошо справляется со своей работой, он профессионал, быстро раскрывает дела и является уважаемым аврором. Малфой — непрофессиональный, саркастичный, с осуждающими бровями и в слишком шикарной для работы мантии. Если бы он держал себя в руках и не был такой занозой в заднице, всё было бы прекрасно. Тогда бы они не ввязались в очередной спор, а Гарри не отвлёкся и, конечно, не активировал случайно мощный артефакт.

    И если сейчас Малфой просто уберётся с дороги, Гарри точно сможет всё исправить и они вернутся к своей привычной профессиональной неприязни друг к другу.

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    Русский
    Words:
    61,132
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    9
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    101
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    7
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    1336
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    Harry and Draco have to make Christmas cake without magic.

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    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    40
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    1
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    367
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    Draco Malfoy's been cursed with Lord Voldemort's Necromantic powers, and now everything he touches that is dead is reborn as a monstrous revenant! Determined to rid himself of the curse, he concocts a scheme to win over Hermione Granger to guarantee her help, for it seems she knows the secret to the Philosopher's Stone and the Elixir of Life it produces...and that ancient magic may just be the key to a cure!

    Post-war, 8th year. A/U (Epilogue? What Epilogue?).

    Series
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    English
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    26,060
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
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    54
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    14
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    898
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    Draco Potter is hugely pregnant and (much to his surprise) enjoying himself. He loves having Harry fuss over him and looks forward to adding another Potter to their little family. Unfortunately for Draco, his parents have found out about their impending grandchild and have no intention of letting him separate them from this child, as he did from Bob (Felix). Their attempts to force their way into Draco's life may bring down even greater troubles on his head when the wizarding world at large finds out that Draco Potter, née Malfoy is up the duff!

    Or

    The fic that answers the burning questions...

    How many servings of McDonald's french fries can a pregnant wizard eat in a single day?
    Just how adorable and persuasive can a quarter-Veela toddler get before his fathers sell him to the Goblins?
    Is it possible to conceal a pregnant belly the size of a Hogwarts carriage under a glamour?
    What could be more ruthless and dangerous than Malfoys in need of an heir?
    Will Harry and Draco ever agree on a name for their child?
    Are girls really easier (and will our heroes ever find out)?

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    English
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    86,755
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    258
    Kudos:
    458
    Bookmarks:
    66
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    12970
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    Harry is running from a mission gone terribly awry when he comes upon a castle in the dark, perilous Romanian forest. He doesn't expect to find Draco Malfoy inside, insistent upon nursing him back to health, even for just one night.

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    English
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    3,256
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    86
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    7
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    622
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    When Harry got home, he certainly was not expecting the trail of rose petals leading to their bedroom, nor what he would find inside them.

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    The Domestic!Drarry AU nobody asked for starring Horny!Harry, Nutella, and Draco in booty shorts.

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    English
    Words:
    1,079
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    140
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    6
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    1515
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    When Draco discovers a kink that Harry's been hiding from him, he has no choice but to explore said kink, right? Right.

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    English
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    3,773
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4614

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