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    The now adult Frisk is suffering from nightmares about the day she defeated Asriel and failed to save him from turning into the evil Flowey once more. Once she tells her worries to her closest friend, Sans, they develop an idea to stop the nightmares once and for all: return to the monster world and retrieve flowey in hopes that Alphys can return him back into his real self. In the meantime, Sans and Frisk grow closer and closer and develop new feelings for each other.

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    (Disclaimer I never actually read Jekyll and Hyde I just thought the name is neat)
    After the barrier breaks Gaster searches for a nearby compatible human to possess. Perhaps then, he can finally be free.
    Jim Jones is a college kid living on his own on the outskirts of a small town In the shadow of The Infamous Mt Ebott. Hardly anyone knows he exists. Still, he does his best. It's been hard, but so far he's managed to struggle through. Someday soon, people will call him Dr. Jones.

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    Your name is REED C. SANSKRIT, you own a GIANT MANSION which was created by an old friend during a very HARROWING GAME that you WON in the end... with a LOT of CONSEQUENCES, but it was the only ending that you could get. Your friends, the ones alive anyway, have drifted off and some of them forgot EVERYTHING but you chose to remember. Though you're enjoying the things they're making in their new lives, like Homestuck and Undertale which were inspired by your endeavors even though they couldn't remember them anymore.

    Your name is REED SANSKRIT, you mostly go by SANS and you are TIRED and LONELY.

    "Mornin' Papy. Mornin' Gaster. Mornin' ominous group of strangers standing in my living room. Hold that thought, it's too early to deal with this without either alcohol or coffee."

    Shame you ran out of alcohol a couple of days ago from your binge drinking alcoholism.

    It seemed like that was about to change though.

    "Oh, you're not an ominous group of strangers standing in my living room. You're an ominous group of skeletons standing in my kitchen... That's new."

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    1920s, Manhattan, New York; 100 years after the Monster War and the Peace Treaty was signed- allowing monsters of all shapes and sizes to reside on the surface and make a life for themselves and their families. There is still plenty of prejudice against the monsters in these current times, as there is prejudice against anyone different or uncommon within the world as a whole, but times are changing and humans are adapting. There are those in this city who wish humans would adapt much faster and have since established political groups and parties in an attempt to push their own agendas for civility and equality through polite presentation and example- there are also those who see such things as slow going and wish to speed things up on their own terms; no matter how dark and underhanded those terms may be.

    Enter the Reader. One, bob-haired, female reporter plucked from the countryside with hopes to make it big in Monster Manhattan and the great wide city beyond. You've done your best so far, landing a gig at 'The Tribunal', a small paper company from the lower eastside, but you're ambitious and determined, and you're hungry for more.

    Let's hope you haven't bitten off more than you can chew.

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    It Was A Lovely Sunny Morning, Kids Were Playing In The Local Park While Cars Passed By on The Streets And Humans And Monsters Went About Their Day As Per Usual

    You're A Freshly Graduated College Student Looking For A Job, Unfortunately, It Would Seem Luck Isn't on Your Side, That Is... Until You Happen to Spot The "Help Wanted" Ad of Your Favorite Childhood Eatery on TV "Sans And Friends Pizza"

    It Would Seem Your Luck Has Improved, Could You Really Be So Fortunate?

    Short Answer? No... of Course Not, But Your About to Meet With Some Old Friends And Learn The Shocking Truth About Their Existence

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    3 years after the barrier was broken, Monsters and humans have adapted to live among each other rather quickly, still, with the way human nature goes, not everything was honey and sugar for both sides, some people hate change, and some people can convince even more persons to think the same way.

    But a good thing is that mankind has had time to accept this new way of living, with the social needs being a basic instinct to us humans, the majority of people were happy to accept our new monster friends, though awkward at first, they were proven to be nothing but kind and loving creatures. Still, the subject of magic was something our species had forgotten centuries ago, and, being an ability unknown for the modern era, the government gave them a few rules to keep a track and somehow ‘control’ the way it was used.

    But, even with all the support and story-lessons, there are some things that are best left unknown to us humans.

    Reader is a 22-ish female, characters’ personalities based from the game text/facts trying to be a bit canon in that aspect, but adding some headcanons so the story can be enjoyable too. Also some OC’s may appear. And smut, eventually, but not yet.

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    A normal day with your friend ended up...not so normal. With you both stuck as cats, there's nothing you two can really do. Until some certain skeletons decide to take care of you guys.

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    Failure. Reset. Failure. Reset. Failure. Reset.

    This time, you fall into the Underground weeks before the Seventh child arrives. But you’re not a child. And not many monsters have ever seen an adult human in the Underground. Not even Sans. You definitely weren’t expected. But maybe you’re supposed to be here? Maybe you’re the anomaly that can finally stop this endless cycle of resets?

    Or maybe you'll just get stuck in it with the rest of them.

     

    The “reader” is technically a young adult (twenties), female OC whose story is told through the second person. This was done to keep the story's POV similar to the game's POV.

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    Striding out on your own always seems so good when you're 16, but when your 23rd birthday rolls around, your life doesn't seem so idyllic anymore. Dead set on making a difference during the short time you have on this Earth, you seek to right what wrongs you can, armed to the teeth with spray paint and skateboards. You don't expect to literally crash land into the lives of several skeletons, but can you really say you're complaining?

    Don't think for a moment that you'll be left /lion/ around by these guys, and sure, life sucks, but with these boys, it seems a bit more bara-ble.

     

    [• Everyone but Sans and Fell belongs to me•

    -Undertale© Toby Fox

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    After a Genocide route, Sans completely ignores his promise and tortures Frisk.

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    It's been a little over a year since the monsters emerged from Mount Ebott. This was a big problem for you because it turns out, you're half monster. As long as no monsters saw your odd soul, the fact that you were part human and part monster wasn't too obvious. This wouldn't be such a huge secret you had to keep if so many humans weren't so blatantly against monsters. If somebody learned you were the product of a relationship between a human and monster, it could spell out big trouble. All you had to do was avoid monsters to keep them from getting any chances to see your soul, and you were home free. Accounting for the fact that you worked at a hospital that didn't even know how to treat monsters, you only had to stay away from them, and you were fine. This was a pretty easy feat as long as you didn't live near monsters, which was something you would normally check for before moving into a new apartment. You had just been so eager to find an apartment that would take you without any negotiating about your previous evictions, that you didn't bother to check before agreeing to move in. Ignoring this carelessness, what were the chances of your new apartment being near any monsters? Surely the chances weren't too great, right?

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    Sans had just lost yet another battle to Chara. He's ready this time to try harder to protect his friends and family. However this time he awakes he is no longer in Snowdin, or anywhere in the underground actually. Hes in a whole new world, full of people he's never met before. But how will Sans adjust to this change is scenery? What will happen on his adventures, and how will his life change?
    ...

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    5 years since you survived that car accident.

    5 years since your soul shattered and came back together in a blink of an eye.

    5 years since monsters have resurfaced from Mt Ebott.

    They called you a miracle.

    You call it a second chance.

    Now you just wanted to try and do everything that you never got to do and live your life to the fullest.

    But ever since the crash, you've been having these dreams of you and multiple creatures whom you're sure you've never met before.

    ....or at least that's what you thought before you met them.

    Undertale belongs to Toby Fox and any of the alternate universe ideas come from their original creators.

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    This is not a story. This is where I shall posts unfinished works, ideas that never quite went anywhere, works that could do with major re-writes and little bits that just are not worth posting on their own or were written intended for part of a whole that never transpired . In other words I started writing something but for whatever reason I didn't finish and unlikely to do so. I'll update tags as I go along.

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    When Rose answered the listing for the room, she had no idea what to expect. New roommates, new city, new life. She certainly did not expect to be bunking with monsters, let alone skeletons. Monsters had been free for quite some time, but were rarely seen in her small town back home. Is she really prepared for her new life? What demons is she hiding in her closet? And will that skeleton stop staring at her?

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    Sans was in love with everything that involved his human lover. From the messiness of their voice when they woke up in the morning, to the galaxies of their eyes. There was no way Sans could only pick 10 things he loved about them. . . could he?

    Sans supposed that if he had to choose, he'd choose the most significant things about them. The things that made them both entirely different from each other. Those were his favorite pieces of you.

     

    ///I tried to keep the reader as gender-neutral as possible. Hopefully it worked out haha. Undertale does NOT belong to me, nor do it's characters.///

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    The world shook as Monsters were freed from their imprisonment. Monsters were something of fairy tails. Big, tall, scary creatures that liked to snatch little girls like you when they misbehaved—at least, that’s what you’d always been warned as a child. Yet, these beasts were nothing like the horrors you'd heard of before.

    Now, after a year of being confined to Mt. Ebott, the monsters were free to join the bigger world. Seemingly overnight, shops were built and opened, houses were renovated, and it seemed as though the monsters would flourish. Yet, humans were not at peace with this change, and tensions were growing.

    And somehow, you'd landed yourself in the midst of this chaos--fresh out of college, jobless, and just looking for a place to start your life.

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    Thirty-five will enter, but only ONE can win.

    Human Mage, Zafrina Alban has been chosen to compete in Prince Asriel's Selection. It has been a longtime dream of hers to meet the crush of her dreams, but the problem is her insecurities. And in order to enter, Zefie must get over her fears and try. Along the way, Zefie will meet new faces, make new friends, and possibly enemies. The Selection is a competition where thirty-five young ladies are chosen to enter, but only one can win to become Asriel's princess bride. This story will be filled with angst, drama, laughs, and the joy of appreciating the little things of life.

    [Press 2 or Enter to begin Zefie's adventure]

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    With Christmas around the corner, Sans was getting grumpy. This particular holiday was about family, about bonds. It was about love. But he knew it will never be. His love will never bear fruit, so this year he decided to give up once and for all.. and try to move on. But then, as he shops one day for presents, a well known voice calls out to him.
    And it's him.

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    Sans' lover (Ren) is upset because he hid her a lot of things so she get angry against him. So they broke up but it's the most stupid decision she has taken...

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