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    Welcome to the Banana Lounge, your one stop shop for the fulfillment of all your skeleton monster loving needs!

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    It's your birthday, Reader! So Papyrus and Sans take you out. But wait. That drink they gave you is making you feel funny~...

    In which Reader engages in petplay with the skelebros. Reader is a transman -- but there will be gender neutral pronouns and words for better self-insert lol

    18+ only
    disclaimer: if u use or support the "reader has female/male parts" tag + similar tags, you're not reader in this story :3 fuck off~

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    2/3
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    "If you like that, I can only imagine how much you will love this..." He purred before sliding of the bench and onto the floor; he crawled towards his Lord with feline grace like the predator he was, his tail flicking excitedly as he settled to kneel between the ruler's legs.

    Lord Ainz's breath hitched, realizing what the demon intended on doing to him. He couldn't believe this was happening, but he sure as Hell didn't want to stop now, especially if he were about to be given oral sex for the first time in his life.

    The Commander of Defenses gazed up at him, his tongue curling over his fang sensuously. The Arch Devil's crystalline eyes were neurological venom, freezing his Lord in place. Ainz Ooal Gown may be the Supreme One, but the demon's predatory stare could strip away the willpower and steal the breath from anyone he locked on to with his mesmerizing diamond-like eyes.

    "How I have wanted to serve you on my knees like this for so long..." Demiurge confessed.

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    Your name is unimportant. Your job is nonexistent, really. And your (ex)roommate just kicked you out in the middle of a surprisingly cold November night. But whatever. You don't care. You'll be fine.

    Keep telling yourself that as you freeze to death, idiot.

    But you'll be fine, for one reason! Two, actually. Two people - monsters really - who just so happen to have the same names as some fonts you know of? You stay with them instead, just to get back on your feet, and a single question rises to your mind.

    What the hell is keeping you here?

    (Explicit chapters marked with ***. Explicit chapter count: 1)

    Book One: The Answer (Chapters 1 to Present)

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    47/?
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    Dream has worked so hard to become friends with his brother, now that he has made peace with him he feels unsure of his new feelings towards nightmare. Trying to figure out his feelings, Dream slides a mysterious note under nightmares door, asking to meet him in the bedroom. What could go wrong?

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    9/?
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    When the Six Mages created the barrier, they did it wrong.

    Akira is a lonely orphan tired of a hungry world. She treks the Hungry Mountain regularly, aided by the Ranger. One night she doesn't come back from it, her lantern the only evidence she was there in the first place. Haunted by dreams she can't quite remember, and a figure that keeps appearing out of the corners of her eyes, she digs through the underground in search of an answer that seems just out of her reach.

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    4/?
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    6
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    You march down the street fuming. To say you are pissed is an understatement. You are so far beyond pissed at this point you don’t think murder is too far out of the range of possibilities for revenge you could take on him. Him and all his fucking lackies! Of course you don’t want to add homicide to the list of things you have done in your life so instead you are stalking downtown looking for a bar. So far you have found none open. What is this the prohibition era!?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    please take away my tools to write

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Killer is your average high school nerd. He's always early, gets straight A's, and is known to be a goody-two-shoes by all the jocks of the school. But what happens when he looses that good-guy streak?

    Nightmare is an everyday high school History teacher. He's much younger than most other teachers there but is highly respected among them. Even though he can have a short temper at times, he is said to be one of the most liked staff members of the whole school. So why has his twin brother started to notice him acting different lately?

    When these two start a secret together, their lives become one big roller coaster. What will happen when rumor spreads? They can't keep things hidden forever, can they?

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    A ROLEPLAY WRITTEN BETWEEN ME AND UNDERFELL.EXE ON INSTAGRAM, EDITED TO FLOW AS A STORY.
    Red's Boss sells him to people. So when he wakes up handcuffed to a hotel bed, it's no surprise. When an orange hoodie skeleton treats him like shit, it's what he expects. But then it went entirely different from how he expected, and it was....a rather pleasant surprise.
    4-6-18
    As of now, this work has been abandoned, since my roleplay partner deactivated. Sorry guys ;-;

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    4/?
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    You like teasing skeletons, especially the ones that have dicks.
    This might become a thing where I write miniature fanfictions of the reader fucking a skeleton one way or another, I do not really know.

    1: Reader x Underswap Sans - Handjob.

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    1/1
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    Say hello to Astrid, the slightly sassy, impatient but cute as a cinnamon bun, problematic doctor who can't seem to catch a break.

    Set 80 years after the Monsters were freed from the Underground, you learn to live a little and break out of your day in, day out routine with the help of a charming group of new friends of the non-human variety, including a certain pun-loving skeleton who's mysterious in more ways than one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    Oh, and too many humans are jerks...and racist...and hateful of monster loving humans...so this should be fun. Together with your monster friends, you fuck shit up.
    *megalovania intensifies*

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    Ignoring the numbness, stunning her brain.
    Forgetting the bloodshed, spilling like rain.
    Madness a cancer.
    Sadness a plague.
    Nightmares and voices come to drive them insane.
     

    ͚̬̦͊ͨ͐ͥ͒̿ͭ̏D̜̥̹ͬͪͫ͗ͣ̌̎̏ị̟̦̻̳̄̆̑͋́ͫ̌d̦͖͙͎̮̍̍͆̇̃ ̹͍̻͙̙͙ͯ̽̎͌͌͂ͤ͂y̬̟̻̼̣ͯ̄͒ŏ̞̦̥̯̲̪̼͎̅́͛̚u̗̣̾ ̘͚͍̮̘̉̒ͅr̰̬͇̙̻̖̠̓̍ȅ͓̱̼͙͖̝̪̲̚ͅả͈̙͉̻̀̅̈́̀ͅl̠͙̫̳̾͌ͯ̑ͥ̉l͇̹͚̘͛̆͌̊ÿ͖̫̲̬͙̹̭͚́ͦ ̖̖̺͕̪͓̈̇͗t͔̮̩͉ͬͮ̄̋̇̅h̙̣̍͊͂̽͋i̪͔̞̲͕̐ͣͩͩ̽n͈͕̱̔k̮͚͎͐̽͂̃ͪ

    (o°_°o)

    Ḭ̟͔̹̓̓͐̑̄ͪͫt͕͓ͭ̽̉̇ ͈̪̞̤̲̠͋͐̇w͍̞͍̑ͥͧ͒̉͑a̠̜̜̩̤̞̯̖̿̿͌̍s̘̼͆͋ͩͬ̚ ͚̺̞̘̜͎̃̃̒̾́̚o̪͙͊̔̆ͬͩ͊̂͂́v̤̞̱̪̏͊ė̜̰̝̤̑̒ͩ̍͆͂r̺̐̈͋̓͋ͤ͌̓?̺̮͙̼͎̲̓̏̾̓̅ͩ͂ͩ

    Sans and Frisk lived a thousand anguished lifetimes before they'd even hit puberty and finally found the peace and happiness they had long fought for...
    But history forgotten, is history doomed to repeat.

    How far would you go, to protect the ones you love?

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    26/?
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    A story in which you, the reader, quite literally eat a dick.

    (not literally, you just suck the skele. but "eat a dick" sounds much better than "suck the skele")

    Orignally from a prompt portal, but because no one was adding requests, I deleted it. Because fml.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    About a year ago your life changed completely and you changed yourself. Depression overtook you ever since and now you cope as well as you can. Your life is a mess but hey, at least you have your job at the forest preserve selling tickets and teaching astrology classes. You've always enjoyed being alone, it was safe. That is until you meet a certain group of monsters and a particular lazy skeleton.

    The Tumblr for this fic is at ondayslikethesefuku.tumblr.com : )

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    Comments:
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    Sans wakes up before his alarm for once in his life. But just for this one morning, wood it be so much to ask to spend it in peace? Maybe it's time he takes a long, hard look at his life choices.

    Oh, also he masturbates.

    __

    Sans is stuck at Heathrow on Christmas Eve. The modern marvel of Skype allows him to beam some Christmas cheer from EV directly into his eyeholes. Just his luck.

    --

    Frisk wants some advice bad enough they're willing to work for it, but Undyne's nowhere near as prepared for this conversation as she thought she was. Why couldn't it have been drugs, or gambling, or acts of nighttime vigilantism? The hell is she supposed to say about a crush?
     
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    (This is sort of a prequel/companion piece to The Lost Toy Problem, so it may not entirely make sense out of context.)

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    Comments:
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    You're just a normal, somewhat strange, person living their life. You wake up every morning, you go get coffee, you come back and chill around with your cat all alone. But one day while your eating you hear a shattering sound too close to your home for your enjoyment and make a mess of yourself. When you go and investigate your met by a group of monsters and spoken to by a...punny skeleton?

    The tall skeleton is right. You might have broken the human.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    8
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    67
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    3
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    You never fit in anywhere in the surface, not at all. You realized you never would and decided the world would be better without you and you'd be better without it. You traveled to Mount. Ebbot to go on with these plans. What happened was not part of it at all. With so many friends and a punny lover, it's time you realize this is where you belong. Where you've belonged all along.

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    3,254
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    29
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    5
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    555
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    Oh I don't fucking know. While writing What Is L.O.V.E, my editors decided to become 5 years old, this was the result.

    These are probably going to be one sentence or so each.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    19
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    You never stood out amongst the crowd and never had any confidence in yourself. Sans, however, saw beauty in you.

    Story takes place with a female reader after the True Pacifist ending. Refer to the notes for more details.

    Language:
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    Words:
    37,445
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    258
    Kudos:
    1936
    Bookmarks:
    188
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