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    Though the new boy at Hogwarts University, James Potter, appears to be an adorable himbo with deep pockets, Remus Lupin and his friends instead find a horrifically dark past on Google. Did he really attack that boy and leave him for dead? Why won't he talk about his mysterious childhood best friend, "Pups"? Would it kill him to stop messing with his hair?

    At least Remus got his phone back after losing it, but now he can't stop texting the mysterious number of the man who had sent it back. Padfoot is funny and charming, and Remus is NOT going to fall in love with him.

    This story is COMPLETE. Please see Chapter 1 for a more detailed explanation.

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    The fall of Voldemort was supposed to be the end. Unfortunately, the fall of the Dark Lord did not bring the peace and recovery the Wizarding World had hoped for. Three years later, when an old curse resurfaces in the heat of battle, Hermione finds herself in a race with time to save herself and the rest of the muggleborns. She must go back to the time that the curse first surfaced to find answers… But answers aren’t the only thing she finds in 1979.

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    Remus and Reader are friends. Both of them want more, both are too insecure to make a move.

    When Sirius takes an interest in Reader too, how will they reconcile their feelings for each other?

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    The life and adventures of Rose Marianne Evans, Marauder.

    Being a Marauder is a pretty brilliant life, all things considered. Unfortunately, being a muggle-born in the First Wizarding War is not all it's cracked up to be.

    The War may dominate their lives, but it is secondary to the wonders of their life together. James Potter is much as he ever was; a brilliant leader, Slytherin pranker, and hopelessly pining after Rose's twin sister Lily. Remus Lupin is occasionally oblivious, far too studious for a Marauder's good, and the kindest and best of them. Peter is a little shy, brilliant but hiding it, and brave enough to face the life ahead of him. Sirius Black is incredibly handsome, incredibly intelligent, and doing a bad job of hiding how badly his family's choices are hurting him. As for Rose, well she is just trying to keep it all together from day to day.

    It's a life story. Of the Marauders, and how they intersect with the lives of Lily, Marlene, Alice and Frank, Benjy and Caradoc, Dorcas, Hestia, Emmeline and Mary. Their lives may not be kind, and some may be short, but they're going to make the most of it.

     

    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...

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    When Hermione was born 19 years before 1979, the story changed. Maybe it was for Ted and Andromeda Tonks. Or fate.
    It didn't matter, she was always driven to be close to the Potter boy. In every single universe.
    And in any form.
    Or
    Hermione Granger and 19th years before.

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    In which Remus wants the majority of the population to leave him the fuck alone and Sirius doesn't quite get the memo...

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    “Give me one good reason you shouldn’t be expelled on the spot.”

    Bloody hell, they were doing this now? Couldn’t McGonagall see that I had important things to be doing? She looked at me expectantly, her stern gaze radiating disapproval. I sighed. Fine. Saving the orphans would just have to wait.

    “Well, Professor,” I said. “It goes a little something like this…”

    Marlene McKinnon is an edgy Obscurial with a lot of feelings. Seventh year is proving to be a challenge, what with her crush on her best friend, NEWTs looming nearby and her worsening episodes. There's also something weird with Regulus Black and these visions she keeps having. Includes a friendship with Remus and a special appearance by our favourite magizoologist.

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    Summers are the worst, let Sirius count the ways.

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    Sirius Black is utterly loyal to his godson, Harry Potter. So loyal, in fact, that not even death can separate them. Sirius returns to the land of the living as a ghost with one mission, and one mission only: ensure Harry's unconditional happiness.

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    James has an idea. If his friends won't just snog already, he'll make them himself. And he he has a master plan to assure this happening. It's brilliant. Obviously.
    Oneshot

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    Huddling together in a bus shelter for warmth, Sirius is enjoying Remus' closeness a little too much, and Remus can't help but notice.

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    Sirius black left behind a family before he went to Azkaban. His daughter, Jazlyn, is in Harry’s year at hogwarts. How would Sirius having a family change the story? What were the consequences to his family for not telling anyone about switching secret keepers? Will they learn the truth and free him? Starts right Halloween 1981 but will go to into hogwarts years.

    I know this has been done before but this is my take on it. Also this is my first fanfic.

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    Remus Lupin is a heartthrob tattoo artist.
    Sirius Black only has eyes for him.

    (aka sirius black starts getting tattoos only to see him)

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    One night, they decide to play Truth or Dare... and now they have to deal with the consequences. In other words, the fanfic where Harry calls Sirius 'Dad'.

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    Harley Potter had no idea. Following the sorrowful disappearance of dear Teddy and some seriously concerning mental issues she had been having, she had been anything but the special and gifted girl everyone took her for.

    Sirius Black had no idea. With his perfect brother too lost to think of, The Marauders doubting each other's loyalty, and the creeping black insanity he thought he was getting drowned into, he had been anything but what he wanted to be after graduating from Hogwarts.

    Away, Fate laughed delightfully, downing in the red wine and resting upon a night of scattered white pearls.

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    Valentine’s Day goes from bad to worse when Draco discovers his parents’ secret relationships.

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    After the war, Hermione loses her sense of purpose. A falling out with Ron strains her friendships and she finds herself utterly lost. Until one day, she comes across a letter in familiar handwriting at her low-level ministry job. Severus Snape, whose body had mysteriously disappeared after the battle, is alive. And Hermione wants to talk to him. How did he deal with the loneliness in his last year at Hogwarts? Maybe his insights can help her get her life back on track. But when she finally does meet him, it's under very different circumstances than she imagined. Together, they set out to solve a mystery and save wizarding Britain from another all-too-charismatic leader.

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    I hope you like it! <3

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    The marauders meet, grow close and find out Remus's secret. Determine to find a way to show Remus they will always be there for him, the marauders scour the library to prove it.
    What happens when Peter finds an old book about soul-binding? And how does this spin their fates in new direction?

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