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    Remus wakes up cold, exhausted, and hurt after a harsh winter moon. This is usual; finding an injured student on the floor of the shack with him isn’t.

    With seconds to spare and borrowed luck, Remus saves Severus before his time runs out. Guilt bound to his bedside, Remus attempts to right many wrongs with awkward charm. Severus’ forgiveness is nothing short of a miracle. His acceptance seemed impossible.

    Remus has never been more grateful.

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    Severus passed away on the Shrieking Shack's floor only to find himself in the white space between the world of the living and the dead, conversing with one Master of Death Harry Potter.
    He's offered the opportunity to return a few years back in time to try and fix a problem with the world and its magic, but also, his life.
    He wants to better himself. He wants to be back in Lily's life. He wants to save magic.
    Severus reluctantly accepts, going back to Hogwarts once again - as a student this time - to relive his worst memories.
    However, this time he's not one of the chess pieces (easily manipulated, a target, one to be disposed of), no.
    He's one of the big players, and he's ready to make his moves.

    But also, why did James Potter become so obsessed with him? Hadn't Severus suffered enough in his past life? He's not ready for this shit.

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    “Give me one good reason you shouldn’t be expelled on the spot.”

    Bloody hell, they were doing this now? Couldn’t McGonagall see that I had important things to be doing? She looked at me expectantly, her stern gaze radiating disapproval. I sighed. Fine. Saving the orphans would just have to wait.

    “Well, Professor,” I said. “It goes a little something like this…”

    Marlene McKinnon is an edgy Obscurial with a lot of feelings. Seventh year is proving to be a challenge, what with her crush on her best friend, NEWTs looming nearby and her worsening episodes. There's also something weird with Regulus Black and these visions she keeps having. Includes a friendship with Remus and a special appearance by our favourite magizoologist.

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    Sirius and Mary never talk about their feelings if they can help it, but the war tests them in ways they never imagined. Alcohol and marijuana and evasive comments are temporary solutions, but eventually they’ll have to confront their problems or watch their relationship crumble around them.

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    After ‘The Prank’ Remus Lupin absolutely hates Sirius Black. As Sirius fights for Remus’ attention and forgiveness, Remus notices the tamer, younger Black brother and finds a new way to cope with his complicated feelings about Sirius. He knows he can make Sirius hurt the same way he did…just call him Taylor Swift, because there’s nothing Remus does better than revenge.

     

    And then I carried on writing after Remus’ revenge bc I don’t have any willpower

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    Remus Lupin left 4 years ago, 4 years later he is a world famous singer.

    Sirius Black has been ignoring this fact for 4 years, until he texts Remus the day his second album is released, and can no longer run from his feelings.

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    "The moon will sing a song for me

    I loved you like the sun"

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    Remus Lupin is a young boy who was raised and homeschooled by his single young mother. Because of his mother's new position as a nurse at an old fancy school called "Hogwarts", Remus is forced to completely change his life and move. But because of this, he shares a room with three boys. Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, and lastly, Sirius Black.

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    Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald are newly graduated and taking a quick tour of Hogwarts together during the summer when they stumble into a head prefect Tom Riddle. The sixth-year Marauders run past, desperately chasing after an escaped Moony who thinks this is a game and wants to play.

    Post-War Harry Potter watches all of this happen in swiftly mounting horror.

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    A tale of how Muggle fanfiction saves the lives of James Potter, Lily Evans Potter and Regulus Black, thanks to the psychic abilities of one Marlene McKinnon.

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    A piece of ash fell off the end of Remus's cigarette onto the mugger’s shoe, which, to his surprise, were made of a rich, buttery leather and extremely expensive looking. And to Remus’s even further surprise, the mugger bent over and carefully brushed the ash away, then licked his thumb to clean off the gray mark it left before standing up again.
    “No offense, but you suck at this,” Remus said, taking a long drag off his cigarette. “I could have kicked you in the face just then.”
    “Like you could do any better,” the mugger said in that to-the-manor-born voice of his. “Twat.”

    Sirius Black flees his family without a single earthly possession and attempts to get some quick cash by trying to rob the first scrawny git he sees. Luckily for him, that scrawny git helps him realize that he already knows the rich assholes he should be robbing instead.

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    When brewing Amortentia in Slughorn’s class, all James wants is a passing grade.

    Smelling his best friends brother in the potion?

    Well, James always has been over ambitious.

    Or

    James is confused.
    Sirius is suspicious.
    And Regulus gets whiplash.

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    It's the sixth year of Hogwarts and everything is changing; hidden emotions demand to be acknowledged, air is filled with anticipation and the Marauders are back at it again, wreaking havoc wherever they go. But this year is different.
    This year, they all fell in love.
    Wolfstar/Jily/Dorlene

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    They were all tangled up in each other's souls, intimate and familiar – created together and in love before the universe even decided that they were worthy of existence.

    They were the best of friends.

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    Summer of '78.

    A group of friends. They might seem unlikely friends but they are, as they themselves would say, a found family (and some are actually family, although Regulus doesn't seem to want to admit to this).

    A week away from home and school (after 7 years it feels weird) and with no magic to guide them through making campfires, pitching tents, cooking on their own and chopping firewood.

    A week for all kinds of feelings to surface and push through to make their inevitable appearance - isn't that what summers are for?

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    "There's a deer in the front seat." The officer stared through the driver's window with wide eyes.

    "A stag, actually." Remus said tiredly, a wry smile on his face.

    The Marauders are caught speeding in Muggle London and inevitably, get pulled over by the police. The officer goes up to the window to see a peculiar assortment of animals taking up most of the car.

    Oh, and Remus sitting in the passengers seat seething.

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    Remus Lupin's job is easy for the most part. Sure, some people don't want to be found and put up a fight or try to run, but he is good at what he does, so he always brings his target back. When he is hired to retrieve Sirius Black, however, he finds it to be more of a challenge than anticipated.

    In which Sirius is an annoying git who can't stop talking, Remus is really bloody tired, and all's well that ends well.

    Modern/Non-Magical AU.
    Remus/Sirius.

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    Sirius is being a little shit and Mulciber's being a creep.
    Remus, with the help of Marlene and Dorcas, figures out a way to deal with both problems at once.

    This is basically just Remus being more of a slut than people might think, and everyone being extremely surprised about it.

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    Fifth year had started and MY GOD Remus had really glowed up over the summer; he was taller, more toned. He wasn’t the scrawny kid anymore that he had been last year. His jawline had gotten sharper, his lips looked as if a kiss from them could kill you. Barty and Evan never expected to like a Gryffindor as much as they did now. Is this fifth year going to go by easily? Or will it be a shitshow?

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    Мародери грають у «правда чи виклик», використовуючи Сироватку правди. Питання ставляться, відповіді лунають, сміливі наважуються, а секрети розвіюються. А наслідки … що ж, побачимо.

    дозвіл на переклад отримано

    від перекладача:
    веселий та легкий фанфік, написаний на основі відео-серій автора в tiktok (@mi3ha_) не забудьте відвідати аккаунт, особисто я усі замальовки звідти просто обожнюю

    особлива подяка malefica_yana за редактуру, влучні та слушні зауваження і пропозиції. щире дякую і завітайте до її тг каналу "Malefica Yana" і чекніть її неймовірні роботи і переклади

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    As the Golden Trio flee Malfoy Manor, a grave mistake lands Hermione back in the past with no recollection of her life before waking up in St. Mungo's Hospital. Disorientated and friendless, Hermione must now piece together her life and identity. But that is only the beginning of her troubles.

    [non-HP: DH compliant]

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