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    Tenzo is used to this. Used to hiding his feelings and masking his emotions. He had perfected the art of apathy from a young age. And yet, when he meets Kakashi, his façade begins to crumble. Maybe it's the way his voice is always so soft, or how his eyes crinkle when he smiles, or maybe just the fact that he's just so fucking kind it hurts. None of it matters though, not when Tenzo's wedding date is rapidly approaching.

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    He remembered the feel of her hand in his and how brightly she’d smiled at him. She was young, the same age that she’d died, and she was still too sweet. He wanted her to hate him, but she didn’t have it in her—she’d never had it in her. The pure land was a place built just for them, where he would spend eternity with her, where they would wait for the moment when Kakashi finally joined them. He’d been mesmerized by the color in the afterlife, from the pink sky at sunset to the view of the wildflowers littering their favorite hillside. Nothing hurt. There was no burn of hatred, no sense of bitterness, just relaxation joined with overwhelming relief. He told himself his last moments had been his redemption, the final thing he could do to ensure the safety of the shinobi world he’d helped cast into chaos. But when his afterlife lost its ethereal glow, when the sky faded into black, he assumed the underworld had finally arrived to claim him. Redemption wasn’t so simple. He still wasn’t good enough—he’d never been good enough.

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    Hatake Kakashi is sent to infiltrate the Akatsuki to gather and report intel back to Konoha. The mission soon becomes more personal when Kakashi starts to see a familiar face from his past in one of the members....

     

    -_-_-

     

    Images flashed through his mind. Mission after mission, the memories blurring together until there were only three. An older man with long, yellow hair that was just as bright as his smile. A girl with chin-length brown hair framing the purple clan markings on her face, smiling softly with kind eyes. And a boy with eyes whose tears hid the determination behind them. A boy whose eyes held something Kakashi Hatake knew like the back of his hand.

    A boy who was just as lonely as Kakashi was himself...

    "Obito?"

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    “One step at a time, Kakashi.” Shikaku stated calmly, watching the young man closely.

    “I have kids.”

    “I’m aware.”

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    Danzo's war crimes go deeper than anyone ever thought, and the truth is revealed to Konoha because of one brave little boy.

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    Note: Lots of OCs, the story is slow moving and will take a while for any romance to build.

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    Sasuke feels haunted by Itachi's death. Literally.

    During their fight, his brother placed a seal with the remainder of his chakra on him as a protective measure so he could watch him from the grave. Itachi, however, did not realize that his actions would change everything... by being able to assist his brother with getting his revenge against Danzo.

    This is the story of how one unhinged outlaw, along with the ghost of his dead brother, infiltrates a village to flush out the corruption within and faces those who he left behind. Including but not limited to: the guy he has feelings for that he keeps repressing, old teammates, classmates, friends, and The Replacement.

    Maybe they'll even save the world and have a proper conversation.

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    Uchiha Sasuke all his life looked at his brother: first with admiration, then with hatred. He finally manages to achieve his goal and defeats Itachi once and for all. He wakes up in a cave surrounded by an unknown member of Akatsuki, who claims to know the truth about his brother. Before Sasuke finds out what he means, he accidentally activates the scroll he found.

    Sasuke wakes up in the past, being eight again. Knowing the future, will he be able to stop the Uchiha clan massacre? Time is running out and it may be too late to reverse some things.

    The tragedy is already beginning and the spiral of hatred seems unstoppable.

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    I’m bad at summaries:

    Obito uses one last trick up his sleeve to go back in time to change the disaster they called the future. Or was it his past? Whatever it was, he was going to try his hardest to make sure it NEVER came to be. Maybe he could even enjoy some of his youth.

    Literally a fix-it where I give my faves their deserved happy ending with some romance.

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    𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙐𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙.

    (Please be informed that there are more plot than romance)
    From a typical athletic life to being bedridden with only a few months to live to dying while watching anime. Your life had a lot of twists and turns. Your mother was a huge supporter of your athletic endeavors, but an accident changed everything. You've been alone for most of your life.

    Despite everything that was happening to you, you still wanted to believe that the world was wonderful.

    The only thing you could do for the next six months was watching. You come across the Naruto anime series. You were binge-watching within a few weeks. You've seen every episode of anime. Some characters stood out to you, such as Kakashi and Obito. However, some of you wished to alter their fate in the anime. Uchiha Itachi drew your attention.

    Your silly wish was to be Itachi's older brother.

    𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙩.

    (My Writing Gets Better Chapters 5 and Up)

    Made by: 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗗𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲
    Inspired by: KarmaAkabane425 (Itachi's Twin: The Path)

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    Let me have a moment/ Let me say goodbye/ To bridge and river, forest and waterfall/ Orchard, sea and sky/ Harsh, and sweet, and bitter to leave it all/ I'll bless my homeland ‘til I die

    Though the scars remain and/ tears will never dry/ I’ll bless my homeland ‘til I die

     

    Kushina goes back to Uzushio. She vows vengeance.

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    Shikamaru notices something... off, about the Uchiha Massacre. Naturally, he looks into it. This leads to something a lot more troublesome than he was originally expecting to find.

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    Naruto is an Omega, who is a trained assassinator. He was ordered to assassinate the leader of the Mafia Gang, an Alpha, Uchiha Sasuke, by infiltrating Uchiha’s Mansion. Things get twisted, instead, Sasuke captures Naruto, captivating the Omega in his mansion.

    (I swear it’s more than that. As usual, I’m horrible at writing summaries lmao)

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    One day a few months after Pein was defeated by Naruto and the village finished its rebuilding, the lonely omega is visited by Sasuke during the night and surprisingly, they have sex.

    Sasuke knocked him out and left, when Naruto woke up the morning after, he felt used, ashamed, sad and deplorable. And that wasn't the end of it.

    He was pregnant. In the middle of a war.

    How could this happen?!

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    Losing Naruto and Sasuke was the last stretch. Cursing Kaguya and all the things that happened in their lives, Sakura dropped down beside her two teammates' bodies and screamed.
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    He failed. He didn't need his enhanced senses to hear Sakura's wails, her grief and desperation can be felt in his bones. Kakashi stops a few steps behind her as she screamed curses at the Goddess.
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    "My dear children, I know the burden you carry is unbearable, I humbly ask for forgiveness for the life that the two of you has lived through. And I ask for you two, the last and undoubtedly the most powerful shinobi to have persevere, to be my last act of redemption..."

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    Love, is it really needed in the abyss we call ANBU. It is not like we will live until tomorrow comes.

    Well at least that is what Kitsune thought of this subject until an angry dog came into her life with a stubbornness equal to the dang fence sitter, Tsuchikage Onoki. Seriously, she should have refused that (un)fortunate mission Hokage-sama gave them or she wouldn't be in this situation...

    Dang her and her softness towards anything fluffy, that she decides is the secret to Kakashi's seduction.

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    Katsumi is a normal girl from Konoha. Except for her features, which scream 'foreigner'. And her family history is basically nonexistent. And the Hokage looks at her like he sees something else. Something dangerous. She's admittedly an odd kid but ninja business suits her just fine. As long as she doesn't get killed too early on and makes a couple friends along the way, she'll be plenty happy. But shinobi life is never that simple. She had been told throughout her that she was just a nameless orphan but something in her refuses to believe that. Follow Katsumi on her journey to becoming a worthwhile shinobi while she uncovers her past and writes her future as she realizes that home is only twenty percent location and eighty percent something else entirely.

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    Since long before the villages rose, before tailed beasts were shackled and divided amongst mortals, when blood spilt blood and brothers were torn apart, there was hatred.
    Hatred that grew, fed by the anger and pain and grief of the world, and from that hatred rose the Eien no Yami, the eternal darkness.

    The gods have slumbered for years but, at the turn of a new era, they begin to rise, shifting the webs of spider silk and liquid ripples as they change the course of history. However, not all prayers can be answered.

    Shikamaru's dreams are filled with monsters, Sasuke has long forgotten the prayers his parents once whispered, Naruto begins to understand that not all men are created equally and Asuka struggles to answer whether or not she's alive.

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    Naruto (Naru) travels back in time after the Fourth Great Ninja War ends in the death and destruction of all her loved ones. She goes with the intentions to change a few things... but maybe she gets a bit caught up with the life she's made.

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    Naruto hasn't been the most loved, and was always left out of the loop for everything that goes on in the Leaf Village. He was young, but old enough to understand the emotions directed at him.

    Fear

    Dread

    Hate

    Everything was a nightmare. Staying the way he was is a nightmare. He hated it. He wanted them to see his worth. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴.

    It was hard. To love a village that hated you.

    So when a certain group approaches with kind hands and a warm welcome, how could he resist?

    With his decision Naruto gains one furry friend in his mind, along with a few others.

    Naruto then disappears for a full week, before returning to the Leaf Village, goals a bit different than before.

    He would do anything for the Akatsuki.

    Even betray his own village to do so.

    Tldr; Naruto joins the Akatsuki with a lot of shenanigans

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    One fateful night in early October changed everything for Minato and Kushina, the happy couple about to welcome their beloved son Naruto Uzumaki into the world. The disaster that took place altered his life, and the world of ninja, forever. But what if it didn't?

    Read on to experience a version of the world of Naruto without that key incident... (AU)

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    16/?
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    It’s a Sunday, two weeks after they’ve fought Hanzō, and Orochimaru faints for the first time.

     

     

     

     

    OR: The one in which Orochimaru is willing to do whatever it takes to live, Tsunade grapples with her morals, and Jiraiya runs away.

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    4/6
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