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    AU. Sherlock and John both go to secondary school, Sherlock to a boarding school and John to a nearby comprehensive. Sherlock is roped in, much against his will, to be part of a new initiative of a student talent 'showcase', meant to combine music and English literature, where each act must be made up of people from both schools.
    When he finds out the one he's been partnered with is the boy who works weekends at the local village's newsagent's and lets him buy his cigarettes despite knowing his age, the one he's harboured a crush on almost since he first saw him, he suddenly becomes rather keen to practice.
    But John's a popular guy, it seems, and busy, too, with for instance the times he has to leave without explanation. Why would he want to stick around and be friends with Sherlock after the concert is over? Best make the most of it in the time he has.

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    ~~John awoke to an itchy wetness. He questioned what happened in his sleep addled state, before being shocked to complete wakefullness by his conclusion. He was menstruating.

    Mostly based off BBC. Inspiration was also drawn from the life of James Barry. The fact that Barry lived about 100 years before ACD's canon makes me want to include some of that too.

    John Watson, of the fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, is exactly who he says he is. But he is also who his Uncle said he was. After donning the name of his late uncle, John Watson escaped his abusive father's household by joining the military. He'd had to stop taking testosterone upon joining the military, nobody dependant on medication could legally join. He used bullet tampons like the women in WW1 when he menstruated in deployment. It was a relief to be able to take HRT again.
    After moving in with a madman who told John's life story upon meeting, but curiously not his gender, John takes his testosterone at his doctor's. T injections are impossible to hide. When John menstruates (unexpectedly) for the first time since returning to HRT, how does he react?

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    "Of all the peculiarities of Sherlock Holmes, one wouldn’t have thought that the acquiring of things would be one of them."
    AU. Sherlock is a dragon, a fact he's kept hidden from John, even if he hasn't managed to keep his need to hoard items completely from him. He hasn't claimed him, however.
    When John is kidnapped at the end of The Great Game, he is in for a slew of other surprises than learning Moriarty's identity, and Sherlock must rush to his rescue before Moriarty decides to add John to his hoard. Permanently.

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    A light little AU ficlet about John and Sherlock's first meeting at uni when John gets drunk and pounds on the wrong door thinking it is his room. It turns out to be Sherlock's.

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    “You’re bloody gorgeous. I’ve died and gone to heaven.” John blinks serenely up at the figure.

    “You’re wasted,” the figure growls. “You should know I can kill you most creatively and dispose of your body in a thousand inventive ways so that you will never be found. I assure you that I will never get caught. So unless you want me to extinguish your pathetic, little existence this very moment you better tell me who the hell you are and what the hell you are doing in my room.”

    “Yes, that… That… That is amazing. Keep talking, Love.” John grins and stares up into those green-blue eyes, dazed. He presses his lips together in an effort to look patient and blinks slowly, staring expectantly at the lips that spilled all those elegant words with such precise diction and in an amazing rumbly voice. “Come on, then, I could listen to you for hours.” John offers a smile. “Tell me again how you’re going to kill me, I like that bit.”


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    Sherlock’s jump from St. Bart's left John crushed. Just when he’d begun to come to terms with his feelings for his flat mate, the man dies right before his eyes. But his suffering hasn’t gone unnoticed and now two years after the fact, a certain Detective Inspector has decided to help pieces of John’s life and hopefully the two of them can navigate this new phase of their lives together. The only problem? Sherlock isn’t actually dead and after years of hunting down Moriarty's men one by one, Mycroft has called him back to London to make sure he doesn’t lose what he was fighting for.

    Post season two and ignoring the rest (since the bulk of this was written before the other seasons had come out...but let’s call it a fix it fic.)

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    In a clumsy attempt to earn John's forgiveness, Sherlock sets out to gather as many pillows as possible. The question is, where does a Consulting Detective get 40 pillows from in less than 24 hours? Certainly not the store - that would require way too much effort.

    Humor, friendship, fluffiness and most of all, pillows.

    (Based on Applepie's story "The Art of Pillow Giving")

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    Дело приводит Холмса и Ватсона из Лондона в опасное место.

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    When Sherlock uncovers a large underground werewolf fighting ring in London, he can't help but be fascinated by the blond wolf with kind eyes whose obedience he has earned.

    He could always do with company, he supposed.

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    A case takes Holmes and Watson out of London and into danger.

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    Sherlock got hurt while chasing a criminal. But what is more terrifying; chasing a criminal or facing his wife afterwards with his wounds?

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    Флафф, где Джон мстит Шерлоку за то, что тот придурок, а Шерлок ведёт себя типично шерлокианским немного нехорошим образом.

    Возможно, мне не следовало так громко смеяться, но его лицо меня не разочаровало. Чего я никак не ожидал (но, конечно, должен был ожидать на данном этапе нашего общения), так это того, что Шерлоку не нравится быть тем, кого перехитрили.

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    Rebekkah hadn't come to London to get involved in local crime solving but of course her curiosity and penchant for finding trouble wouldn't allow her to pass up on the very enticing opportunity to do just that. Meeting a certain consulting detective hadn't been in her plans either, but perhaps it wouldn't be too bad to keep him close. After all, they had an enemy in common

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    Sherlock discovers his feelings for John and decides to do something about it.

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    "The 'Perfect' status wasn't in my resumé when we met and it sure as hell ain't now!"

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    Sherlock is concerned about his blogger's safety

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    Sherlock's trying to solve a case. Tonight, preferably.

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    John and Sherlock are gay and stupid. Cuddles, so much angst, love letters, and fluff ensue.

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    After a chance break-in at Molly Hooper’s house, Toby has gone missing. Can Sherlock help her find him?

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    In a world where loneliness is everything that safeguards Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade appears to his rescue.

    Based on Mystrade Monday prompt #11 “If I die, I'm never speaking to you again.”

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    In which Scotland Yard gives Sherlock wooing advice.

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