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    The greatest consulting detective in the world, so cold and unsentimental. But is he really so inhuman as he perceives himself to be? Many things can prove that theory wrong. Someone from his very much disliked past comes back and soon creates a mess inside of Sherlock's mind. Someone he went to great lengths to forget, but never could. Someone who he hated with every bit of his soulless body. And this person somehow unlocks something else that was buried deep inside his mind palace.

    So, what really is the reason why he's the way he is? What made him like this?

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    He clenches his jaw. She really knows how to get under his skin. Then again, she was just a representation of how he sees her. It’s still Sherlock. “I don’t miss you. Get out of my head.”

    She shakes her head. “Tell me why you stopped visiting.”

    “You know perfectly well why I stopped visiting.” He encounters, looking down at her since she was much shorter than him. “Too dangerous to remember—”

    “Too precious to forget.” She finishes with a grin. “Oh, Mr. Holmes.” She says, reaching up to brush her fingers against the soft fabric of his coat, it makes his body stiffen. “Looks good on you.”

    “The coat?”

    “Sentiment.”

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    What does a kiss say, after all? A kiss is a gift. A kiss is a promise.

    A kiss says, “You’re mine, and I’m yours.”

    John exhales. “Can I kiss you?”

    Sherlock is trembling in his arms. “If you don’t,” he murmurs roughly, “I may lose my mind.”

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    A mysterious man claiming to be Mycroft's real brother appeared on the telly one dull morning. Close investigation reveals Mycroft is not related to the Holmes- that Sherlock and Mycroft are not really brothers. Left to deal with the absurd turn of events, Mycroft now has to handle another rebel younger brother who for the life of him was as bad as Sherlock. Where will Sherlock stand now that he has a competition for his brother's attention? /brotherly Holmes with love/

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    It starts off with pain and it ends with something better.

    [Co-written with PickleCam. (Addressed as such by request of herself.)]

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    24/?
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    "Of all the peculiarities of Sherlock Holmes, one wouldn’t have thought that the acquiring of things would be one of them."
    AU. Sherlock is a dragon, a fact he's kept hidden from John, even if he hasn't managed to keep his need to hoard items completely from him. He hasn't claimed him, however.
    When John is kidnapped at the end of The Great Game, he is in for a slew of other surprises than learning Moriarty's identity, and Sherlock must rush to his rescue before Moriarty decides to add John to his hoard. Permanently.

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    "He hasn't said anything to you, has he?" John asked.
    "Uh, not yet, at least." I gave him an odd look.
    "Good. Let's go before she punches you for speaking..." John said.
    "Why would I do that?" I couldn't help but ask.
    The two just turned to look at me, and Sherlock gave a wide smile, then extended his hand to me.
    "Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective."

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    A group of us writers in the FB group "Mystrade is our Division: Fanfiction Writers and Readers" wrote a role-play fan-fiction via FB chat. This is the transcript of a story we have created.

    Tags will be added and ratings updated as the story progresses.

    The various roles are played by:
    Mycroft Holmes, Ministry of Defense................MsLadySmith
    Chief Technician Sherlock Holmes...............Lonewarg
    Wing Commander Gregory Lestrade RAF...................johnwatsonblog
    Flight Lt. John Watson...................madsydva
    Group Captain Sebastian Moran...Bakerstreetcat
    Air Commodore Jim Moriarty........MoonShineD

    Other roles will be named in the chapter(s) in which they appear

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    It's something I can't know 'til now
    'Til you pick me off the ground
    With a brick in hand, your lip-gloss smile
    Your scraped-up knees, and
    If you stay, I would even wait all night
    Or until my heart explodes
    How long until we find our way
    In the dark and out of harm?
    You can run away with me
    Anytime you want...

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    Mycroft Holmes has been in love with his little brother for ages. Sherlock has never noticed. When it happens, things get awkward, heart-breaking and very sexual... And in the end - fluffy.

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    Sherlock Holmes' life has been knotted, twisted, and turned with some key, certain events that has been happening in recent months. Now that he's dead, he doesn't have to deal with any of it really, but the fact he doesn't need to is what makes him bored.

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    2/?
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    Unfortunately, he'd only delayed the inevitable. She was going to walk in that door and he was going to have to say something . . . (A short fic for Sherlolly Appreciation Week 2019 - Day 1)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    9
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    74
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    2
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    OUTLINE to show I'm actually working and not blowing off this amazing story idea

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    (this is an idea I'm jotting down don't expect any stuff from it for a REALLY long time)

    Go check out my other fic.

    Bye

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    1/?
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    3
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    Four years after Sherrinford, Sherlock knows full well he’s in love with Molly Hooper. Trouble is, he thinks she’s changed her mind.
    ———————————————
    “I don’t understand.”
    “I know you don’t.”
    “I apologize. I was clearly mistaken.”
    “Sherlock, wait-“

    Rated T for brief language.

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    14
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    Sherlock is a confusing cupcake, and John have a surprise for him
    "John kissed him. It was just a brush of lips, but it happened. He can still feel the emotion and the sensation on his mouth. And now, after two weeks, nothing has changed. Everything passed like leaves falling on the street in a little slow melody; the kind that you can hear only if you’re careful… and Sherlock is able to do so."

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    1/1
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    9
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    36
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    在Sherringford事件之后,Sherlock开始不那么反感Mycroft并且希望能够多花点时间了解自己的哥哥,所以他便去拜访了他……但是后来关于Mycroft的一个谜一般的事实一直困扰着Sherlock,于是他决定去解开这个谜题背后的真相……

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    中文
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    Sherlock and John have some trouble after shopping

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    2
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    14
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    1/1
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    3
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    Is it possible to leave love to fate? In this AU, John and Sherlock meet a year later. The doctor, back to a good job in a hospital and psychologically in a better place, is about to ask his girlfriend for her hand in marriage when he meets a beautiful stranger.

    Is it fate or simply a case of bad timing? One thing is for sure, the universe is rarely so lazy...

     

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    Chapters:
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    Sherlock stares down at him, and he can’t help but think about how natural it feels to be with him like this.

    It doesn’t feel right to wake him. So instead, Sherlock carefully guides him backwards, pulling the sleeping man into his lap.

    There’s a peaceful smile on John’s pink lips, and Sherlock wants to kiss it.

    But he reminds himself that kissing may be much more than John needs, so he simply wraps his arms around him—like he’s always wanted to do—and he leans his own head against the sofa and falls asleep.

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    281
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    40
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