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    During the battle on Christophsis, Anakin senses a strange surge in the Dark Side, and feels a Sith reaching out to him through a Force bond that should not exist. Everything begins to unravel when Ahsoka nearly dies on Tatooine and Palpatine tells him a Sith legend. Something is horribly wrong, but Anakin has no idea what. (Sidious time travel from his death in ROTJ)

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    Palpatine needs a fake girlfriend to keep his parents from finding him a partner. You need someone to impress your family with. Let the scandals begin.

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    In a world where magic is known but not fully understood, and often overlooked in favor of science and technology, Cal, a successful musician, is forced to return to a place he swore he'd never go back to: the magic school his father manages.
    Elsewhere, Armitage discovers not only that he has magical powers, but also a father he didn't know about. When some mysterious people attack him, he's pulled into a terrifying and confusing reality, full of secrets and lies.
    On the other hand, Kylo just wanted to study Armitage for his new and upcoming TV role, why is he in a magic school? And who's the dark-haired guy in Cal's visions?

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    A chance encounter with a (very beautiful) stranger leads Cody through a series of events that have him experiencing a rather unorthodox, yet welcome Christmas Eve, rife with unplanned rescue missions and a number of coincidences that would only be believable in a terrible rom-com from the early 2000s.

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    When Luke Skywalker is sent to the past, he ends up in the middle of the last skirmish before the Battle of Coruscant. He is fast running out of time to save his father from Falling to the Dark Side and becoming Darth Vader. But what if Anakin can't be saved? What if there is no way to avoid the downfall of the Republic and Jedi Order? What if Luke has to find another way?

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    While attending Theed University on Naboo, you accidentally catch feelings for your friend-with-benefits.

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    Princess Leia Organa, at thirteen years old, learns of a brother. Her twin, from whom she was separated at birth. What is she supposed to do but go to find him?

    With the help of friends, old and new, she navigates the galaxy and her own burgeoning abilities.

    If only her parents would just stop looking so hard for her. She's trying to have an adventure here.

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    Inspired by r2danger2's post on tumblr, reading: "I'm a firm believer that if Leia ever found out she had a brother we would've gotten a twelve-year-old jumping a cargo ship to Tatooine and showing up at the Lars farm"

    Rated Teen for mild language. Tags will be updated as we go along!

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    A mysterious outbreak spreads through the city planet Coruscant. All it takes is one night, and suddenly the fate of the Clone War has become undecided, even to those silently pulling the strings in the shadows.

    ARC troopers Echo and Fives find themselves in yet another wonderful mess. The infected civilians are losing their minds, and it seems only their brothers are safe from the frightening effects. Not even the Jedi are safe. As the Republic slowly turns its back to the clone army, the two find themselves uniting with an unlikely group. Perhaps together they can save their brothers from certain doom...

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    It's not every night on Coruscant that a clueless Mandalorian and a baby Yoda from 30 years in the future crash in a Senator's hangar. Luckily, the Mandalorian and baby Yoda in question are good at adapting, and Senator Bail Organa has close ties with the Jedi.

    From there, the pair make their way through a pre-Imperial galaxy, causing a political incident or two along the way. Now, the question is: Are they here to save the galaxy, or are they to be feared?

    Just wait until the Darksaber gets involved.

    OR: Din Djarin himbos his way through the Clone Wars with Grogu at his side. From one end of the galaxy to the other, they make many a friend and foe. It's actually all just one elaborate history lesson.

    "Restore past; Redeem future."

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    Every time the healers go on about how lucky he is, Anakin wants to laugh. His threshold of despair has always been fairly high – growing up as a slave on the dust ball of Tatooine will do that to a person – but even he’s having a hard time finding the good fortune in being limbless and scarred.

    “It’s a miracle that you survived,” Master Che tells him before nearly every treatment, her last farewell before she dunks him in a bacta tank for Force knows how long. “A weaker man wouldn’t have.”

    “Your burns are healing nicely,” one of the assistants says when he’s pulled from the tank again and again, groggy and tingling. “We should be able to fit you for your prosthetics soon.”

    Or: Anakin gets injured a few years early and it saves the galaxy.

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    Ahsoka leaves the Order, and all Anakin can do is watch.

    With this, as in all things, he turns to the Chancellor.

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    commander cody, through careful investigation, uncovers disturbing information about the coruscant guard. he takes it to one of the few men he trusts to do something about it - alpha-17.

    cody's trust is well placed, and what alpha finds is worse than either of them imagined.

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    First the death of Ozzel, then a promotion, a ridiculous task, and now he was a traitor to the Empire? Piett didn't understand just what he had done to make the galaxy turn on him like this. He hardly knew anything about space magic other than that he needed to be cautious around those who practiced it. Why was all of this happening now?

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi has been legally blind for as long as he can remember, he knows no difference. It makes no difference as a Jedi.
    Does it make a difference when it comes to leading battalions or dealing with his old padawan? Apparently so.

    Or, Obi-Wan is blind, Anakin is over-protective, and the clones are confused by how Obi-Wan manages with such terrible vision!

    Covers (thus far):
    Christophsis (very briefly), Point Rain/Second Geonosis arc, and the Mandalore arc (from season 2 and 3) the Citadel arc, and the Zygerria arc.

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    Din has been king of Mandalore for many years but knows war is on the horizon for his people if he is not careful. In a desperate move, he agrees to an attempt at a shaky truce and was to marry an Imp chosen by the Emperor himself. Sensing an opportunity, he and a mysterious group plot to kill the Emperor so Mandalore can take the power that's alluded it for so long.

    They were expecting most anything as an obstacle to their plan…except for Luke.

    Luke who has constant memories of agony and loneliness; of Master with his yellowed-eyes and crooked teeth and his smile that cuts skin as he purred out toxic words of “monster” into every waking moment of Luke’s life. Luke with his heart on his sleeve and a past shrouded in mystery that may give more opportunity, and trouble, to Din's plan than he originally bargained for.

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    It's been ten years since Anakin Skywalker was rejected by the Jedi Council and adopted by Chancellor Palpatine. Having been raised a Sith, Anakin holds zero regard for the Jedi who abandoned him. He tries to hold firm to his principles, even after meeting Obi-Wan Kenobi who was assigned to protect Senator Padme Amidala, Anakin's fiancée. But Obi-Wan and his reluctantly accepted Padawan are nothing like what Anakin had envisioned.

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    The Force acts in mysterious ways. Obi-Wan Kenobi is sent back in time, saves the galaxy, and gets railed by the two loves of his life - maybe not in that order. Either way, it's a happily ever after.

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    Yet another time travel fix-it.

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    A mission gone wrong lands Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Rex, and a few members of the 501st far from anything and anyone they know-- aka the forests of Washington state. To get home, they'll have to trust one particular inhabitant of this strange place to guide them through this new world.

    However, this is only the beginning. The earthling knows everything about the Jedi and clones, even things that have yet to happen. Secrets waiting to be uncovered at every turn, secrets that could win the Clone Wars and destroy the Sith once and for all, or bring both the Jedi Order and the entire Republic crashing down.

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    Five people are sent back in time to share their bodies with their past selves. Three because of course they were. One because she's just that awesome, as anyone will tell you. And one to deal with the messes that they make.

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    nine stories of Fox, Riyo, and Quinlan after the War

    apart of the 'dominoes/soldier, senator, spy' series, but can be read as a standalone

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