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    [A Phantom Menace AU]

    The line between light and dark is narrower than a razor's edge...and the universe teeters perilously between the two.

    A small shift in the duel on Naboo leads not to death, but betrayal and capture. Master Qui-Gon Jinn is not dead but finds himself in an impossible trap, torn between the past and future, trying to understand how he had missed so many signs of growing darkness, while also protecting the young lives in his charge.

    aka: Dooku tips his hand ten years earlier because he can't stand the thought of his former apprentice's murder, and that might just be enough to save everyone...if it doesn't get them all killed first.

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    When Sidious finally crushs his wayward apprentice, he discovers the frozen trophy the zabrak kept. Deciding to utilize this unexpected boon, Sidious sees the opportunity to create the army he's always dreamed of, and slight his Apprentice at the same time.

    He doesn't know it's his downfall.

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    3 hours and counting. She didn’t scream, she didn’t shout, and she didn’t cry.

    She sat calmly, breathing deeply and counting the ticks on her watch.

    Rey was exhausted. The crash of the adrenaline rush was making her body crave sleep.

    Her eyes slipped shut for a mere second before they snapped open. Someone was in the room.

    There was no sound to indicate that someone was there but her training kicked in. She felt a presence just a few feet in front of her. She could feel the heat of a gaze.

    She wouldn’t speak first. Let them talk. Exhaling slowly, she waited.

    Sure enough, the bag was ripped off her head and suddenly it was blinding.

    The light made Rey wince as she ducked her head, curling her chin towards her chest as she willed her eyes to adjust. Slowly she opened her eyes, not lifting her head just yet. She looked down at her black leggings and dirty trainers.

    Finally, after a few moments of gathering her courage. She lifted her eyes.

    What stared back at her took her breath away.
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    A Reylo Mafia AU no one asked for

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    Der offizielle Klappentext:
    Jojo und Nici hatten ja viel geplant, aber sicher nicht, dass sie irgendeiner der doofen Valar wieder in eine andere Welt schickt und sie auf einem Jedikreuzer aufwachen. Was anfänglich als Spaß beginnt, wird bald bitterer Ernst - immerhin sind die Klonkriege in vollem Gange und auch Palpatine hat gehörig etwas gegen unbewusst Rebellionen anstiftende Teens. Schnell müssen die zwei lernen, dass der Schatten des künftigen Imperators weiterreicht, als sie mit Taschenlampen namens blöde Ideen diese Dunkelheit ausmerzen könnten – und Palpatine wird um das Verrecken verhindern, als das sie sein sorgfältig gesponnenes Netz einreißen.

    Der inoffizielle Klappentext, geschrieben von Jojo:
    Formulieren wir es anders: Das Chaos ist zu Besuch im Star Wars-Universum.
    So ein Scheiß. Na denn wollen wir mal, eine Klonrevolte anzetteln, Krell umbringen, den Jedi-Orden bloßstellen und das alles möglichst ohne, dass uns dabei wer absticht.
    Lasset die Spiele beginnen!

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    Ben Solo was a world-renowned jeweller until a car accident scarred and crippled him for life. He's sequestered himself in the mountains, still working on his craft, but not once showing himself in public.

    His mother arranges a marriage for him with the Palpatine Heiress to expand the business and hopefully get her son out of the dark and into the sunlight once more.

    Inspired by twitter prompt

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    Fox has been working himself down to the bone again, as usual. Thire has an idea to get his fellow Commander to sleep, but Fox is skeptical of that, too.

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    Rumor is Kylo Ren is a part of a notorious criminal organization. He owns strips clubs (and nightclubs) all over the city. Rey and him meet at a happy accident, she starts falling for the charismatic business owner, not knowing her family is a part of a rival criminal organization until she's in love with him and it's all too late.

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    Suvar Deshra is the first Mandalorian Jedi in over three thousand years. His abilities manifested when his parents were killed during a Death Watch attack. Duchess Satine's friend, Obi-Wan and Master Shaak Ti took him to the temple where he learned to harness his power and control it. Years later he's become the Padawan to the Grand Master of the Order, Yoda. Learning under the Grand Master, Suvar has learned to properly connect with the force, wield his dualsaber and keep the peace.

    Now, with the Clone Wars beginning he must learn to wage war, lead men, and command fleets.

    To achieve peace he must go to war.

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    “The ruins of the garden weren’t anything necessarily special looking, but the Force seemed to settle greatly here for some mystical reason. It wasn’t much, but enough to feel it. Darth Maul recalls his master saying hundreds of Sith died here, so that was the reason he associated with it- whether it was true or not.”

    Trials tend to fail sometimes.

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    The CCs have their chats.

    So do the medics. It starts small, but by the end of the war, its quite the support network.

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    Luke Skywalker was discovered as a baby by the Empire.
    Against better judgement of killing the boy himself, Sidious decided to punish Vader's recent failures by making Vader killing his own son.
    By claiming Luke Palpatine as his own biological son thus making him the Crown Prince, this news enrages Darth Vader to even participate in abusing the boy alongside Sidious and many others.

    Will it be too late to make up with his son or will there be a small chance of making it up to him?

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    Anakin found out how depressed his Master is really is. And finally get his shit together and comfort obi-wan, because force know how much he need it.

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    Rey is the last heir to Lord Palpatine. Life since arriving at Exogol has been a lonely and friendless existence, but Rey endured, dreaming of the day she would finally win her grandfather's love and admiration.

    But that day never came and the last straw was the announcement of her engagement to Lord Hux, a cold and cruel man.

    Rey decided to leave everything behind and embrace what had been waiting for her all along in the darkness of the forest.

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    After the Battle of Endor Anakin think he can finally gets to be with his family but Palpatine had a surprise a 15 year old force sensitive clone of Padmé what will happen IDK I haven’t finished this but she won’t die I can tell you that

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    Times are changing around the galaxy, but so many still view omegas as weak and lesser. Omega Obi-Wan has tried to hide what he is for most of his life, thanks to prejudice and trauma from his childhood. What Obi-Wan never expected was to find an army of clones, composed of alphas and betas, who view the dynamics in a completely different way than the majority of the galaxy. As time goes on, his relationship with the Vode Pack grows and develops to a point where Obi-Wan starts to find a confidence and pride in being an omega that he’d never thought he’d feel. He also learns that there’s a difference in what the galaxy thinks is alpha and what Alpha really means.

    This story comes in at a point where Obi-Wan is just starting to feel safe and comfortable with the Vode. We follow him as his relationship with the troopers starts to evolve, with possible flashbacks giving glimpses into the past, and all building to a future that is far different than Obi-Wan ever expected for himself as an omega.

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    When Fox and his team are assigned to escort a certain senator to a dangerous diplomatic mission, the Commander gets a bit more than he bargained for

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    Commander Fox is aware of his mind, unbearably aware.

    His brothers are onto something.

    Something stirs in the dark and an unexpected comrade shows up at just about the absolute worst time.

    At some point, Fox decides its easier to just go along with it.

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    Galen Mark has had to face many challenges in his young life, but it appears the force isn't done with him yet, and sends him backwards in time to before even the clone wars for mysterious means.

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    It's been ten years since Anakin Skywalker was rejected by the Jedi Council and adopted by Chancellor Palpatine. Having been raised a Sith, Anakin holds zero regard for the Jedi who abandoned him. He tries to hold firm to his principles, even after meeting Obi-Wan Kenobi who was assigned to protect Senator Padme Amidala, Anakin's fiancée. But Obi-Wan and his reluctantly accepted Padawan are nothing like what Anakin had envisioned.

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    “I must admit this is a delightful development though, you have my congratulations. And Cody’s, he’ll never say it but I’ll tell it to you on his behalf,” Kenobi chirps.

    Quinlan crosses his arms, grumbling.

    “Oh shove it, Kenobi, you aren’t any better.” 

    “That, we are in agreement. Which means I’m sure Cody and I will have no problem finding a way to get back at you two. Isn’t that right darling?” He says, far too cheerfully.

    Cody studies him, up and down, before getting that look in his eyes that means he’s come to a decision.

    “No, actually, it’s not, sir.”

    Then Cody stands on the tips of his toes, leans in close and whispers something directly into Kenobi’s ear, entirely unintelligible to the rest of them, but whatever it is makes Kenobi blush hard enough to rival his own copper hair with a weak “Oh!”

    Fox just might be sick.

    “Not you too!”

    AKA

    sometimes, you think this is it and confess under threat of never having another opportunity to do so. Sometimes, you’re wrong. Sometimes, that results in consequences. Luckily for Fox, it’s not all bad. Cody would like to have a word though. That’s definitely bad.

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