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    Ben Solo was a world-renowned jeweller until a car accident scarred and crippled him for life. He's sequestered himself in the mountains, still working on his craft, but not once showing himself in public.

    His mother arranges a marriage for him with the Palpatine Heiress to expand the business and hopefully get her son out of the dark and into the sunlight once more.

    Inspired by this twitter prompt by VR Trakowski

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    [A Phantom Menace AU]

    The line between light and dark is narrower than a razor's edge...and the universe teeters perilously between the two.

    A small shift in the duel on Naboo leads not to death, but betrayal and capture. Master Qui-Gon Jinn is not dead but finds himself in an impossible trap, torn between the past and future, trying to understand how he had missed so many signs of growing darkness, while also protecting the young lives in his charge.

    aka: Dooku tips his hand ten years earlier because he can't stand the thought of his former apprentice's murder, and that might just be enough to save everyone...if it doesn't get them all killed first.

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    It is a time of chaos for the Galaxy. For nearly a year now the Clone Wars have been setting it ablaze as Darth Sidious works behind the scenes to destroy the Jedi, who have found a new hope in the now redeemed Anakin Skywalker. But with the return of a Sith Lord thought to be dead, will Anakin be able to save the Galaxy, or are they all doomed to suffer in the Emperor's iron grip?

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    hot hot hot <3 inspired by hogwarts x squid. first fanfic don’t be mean. “obi won is daddy” -dumb bitch on the bus.

    THIS IS A JOKE DONT ATTACK ME…
     

    or is it.

    co-written w/ sapphic lizard

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    Der offizielle Klappentext:
    Jojo und Nici hatten ja viel geplant, aber sicher nicht, dass sie irgendeiner der doofen Valar wieder in eine andere Welt schickt und sie auf einem Jedikreuzer aufwachen. Was anfänglich als Spaß beginnt, wird bald bitterer Ernst - immerhin sind die Klonkriege in vollem Gange und auch Palpatine hat gehörig etwas gegen unbewusst Rebellionen anstiftende Teens. Schnell müssen die zwei lernen, dass der Schatten des künftigen Imperators weiterreicht, als sie mit Taschenlampen namens blöde Ideen diese Dunkelheit ausmerzen könnten – und Palpatine wird um das Verrecken verhindern, als das sie sein sorgfältig gesponnenes Netz einreißen.

    Der inoffizielle Klappentext, geschrieben von Jojo:
    Formulieren wir es anders: Das Chaos ist zu Besuch im Star Wars-Universum.
    So ein Scheiß. Na denn wollen wir mal, eine Klonrevolte anzetteln, Krell umbringen, den Jedi-Orden bloßstellen und das alles möglichst ohne, dass uns dabei wer absticht.
    Lasset die Spiele beginnen!

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    My collection of Star Wars fics written for Whumptober 2021.

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    Obitine Week Day 4: First Meeting ll College AU. Satine hates her sociology professor with a passion, and tries to speak against him at every turn. Then, right before add/drop ends, a new student joins the class.

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    Emperor Palpatine arranges the marriage between his granddaughter Freyja and his most fearsome Knight, Kylo Ren. Despite their differences, they are able to come to a mutual respect and understanding within their marriage. This is threatened by the dark forces that swirl around court and the never-ending war between Exegol and Alderaan. When Freyja vanishes after believing her husband has betrayed her, will Kylo be able to find her?

    Inspired by Adam Driver's amazing look in The Last Duel, Medieval and Tudor Royal History and my own Scottish family's medieval exploits.

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    (Post ESB)
    Vader is sad. Palpatine is an awful person. Piett is cunning and Cody is scheming something with equally bad and good consequences. There are some friendships to be made, and there are some to lose.
    Vader will get better and make strong relationships (familiar, platonic, perhaps romantic), but first he and those around him will have to go through some adventures.

    (Summary has been updated to this)

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    Third installment of the Snapshot series!

    Snapshots of Ben's struggles to protect his new family, revive the Jedi Order and understand the Prophecy which threatens to destroy not only his life, but the lives of the people he left behind.

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    [CC-3636 has added CC-2224, CC-6454, CT-7567, CC-1010, and CC-5052 to General]
    [CC-3636 has named the chat Fucking Shenanigans]
    [CC-3636 has changed their name to Wolffe]

    Wolffe: @CC-2224 and @CT-7567 please come collect General Kenobi and save both him and myself from this embarrassment
    [CC-2224 has changed their name to Cody]
    Cody: . . . I almost don’t want to ask because this already feels like a disaster

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    Rumor is Kylo Ren is a part of a notorious criminal organization. He owns strips clubs (and nightclubs) all over the city. Rey and him meet at a happy accident, she starts falling for the charismatic business owner, not knowing her family is a part of a rival criminal organization until she's in love with him and it's all too late.

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    Quinlan tells Fox that the Chancellor betrayed him.
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    Whumptober 2021
    Day 16
    Aftermath

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    The rebellion's been brewing a long time, and stirred up with every insult, exhausted smile, and injury their brothers and Jedi face in service of the Republic. Eventually there has to be a breaking point.

    Or: The Fic where Cody leads the Clones in establishing an independent state, essentially tells the Senate they're manipulative asses, finds out about the chips, avoids Order 66, and does the war their way. Oh, and they also got permission to be the guardians of the Jedi and prioritise their wellbeing above all else. The poor Jedi never saw it coming.

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    Times are changing around the galaxy, but so many still view omegas as weak and lesser. Omega Obi-Wan has tried to hide what he is for most of his life, thanks to prejudice and trauma from his childhood. What Obi-Wan never expected was to find an army of clones, composed of alphas and betas, who view the dynamics in a completely different way than the majority of the galaxy. As time goes on, his relationship with the Vode Pack grows and develops to a point where Obi-Wan starts to find a confidence and pride in being an omega that he’d never thought he’d feel. He also learns that there’s a difference in what the galaxy thinks is alpha and what Alpha really means.

    This story comes in at a point where Obi-Wan is just starting to feel safe and comfortable with the Vode. We follow him as his relationship with the troopers starts to evolve, with possible flashbacks giving glimpses into the past, and all building to a future that is far different than Obi-Wan ever expected for himself as an omega.

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    After the grueling Clone Wars have come to a terrible crossroad, Anakin Skywalker must face the consequences of his killing the Chancellor while coming face to face with the one he loved but could never have. As the Jedi fight for their lives against the horrendous Order 66, a storm of political intrigue, assassination attempts, and chaotic battles ensue in the wake of the Dark Lord's death.

    We begin with Anakin and Obi-Wan fighting to protect the Temple from Order 66, but an attempted kidnapping is set against the newly nominated Chancellor Elect Padme Amidala, which only disturbes Anakin further. Anakin is charged with the mission to protect the Senator and investigate the matter as the Council's way to keep him away from Palpatine's machinations. He discovers something about the Senator in the process; something that haunts her to the present time.

    But the question remains: who initiated Order 66 after Palpatine's death? And why does the Council remain to fear Anakin? What is the fate of his lost Padawan aboard the Tribunal? Will the memory of Fives be enough to save the lives of the Jedi?

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    An assassin.
    A commander.
    Two sides of the same coin; chaos against order, brutality against civility. In normal events, neither would cross paths, both free to walk different ways of life. One to destroy their people, the other to save theirs.
    Fate is a funny thing.
    The New Republic, after failing to sentence the assassin with a punishment approved by all, is saved infighting after a successful proposition to the Chiss Ascendancy.
    A treaty.
    Ridiculous, perhaps, but not as the Yuuzhan Vong near. And Chiss or not, every people will be exterminated.
    But fate is a funny thing.

    >An AU where Thrawn never leaves the Ascendancy, and things fall into chaos from there. Combination of Legends and Canon.

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    It's been ten years since Anakin Skywalker was rejected by the Jedi Council and adopted by Chancellor Palpatine. Having been raised a Sith, Anakin holds zero regard for the Jedi who abandoned him. He tries to hold firm to his principles, even after meeting Obi-Wan Kenobi who was assigned to protect Senator Padme Amidala, Anakin's fiancée. But Obi-Wan and his reluctantly accepted Padawan are nothing like what Anakin had envisioned.

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    Vader was already having a pretty terrible day - he didn't need Obi-Wan showing up and gloating to add on top of that.

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    Anakin Skywalker is falling - not into Darkness, but through thin air, hurtling to his death.

    And all he can think is, 'Obi-Wan pushed me.'

     

    day four - trust fall

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