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    Rejection can mean death, flowers have more meaning than ever imagined, and unrequited love is more than just an emotion.
    When falling in love with the wrong person can have deadly consequences, he knew he should have been more careful. He also knew that you don’t always have control over who you fall in love with.

    Unfortunately, this proved too accurate for one Alexander Hamilton when he accidentally discovers his rival has Hanahaki Disease.

    In a rare act of kindness, Alexander makes it his goal to distract Jefferson as much as possible in the hopes that he’ll fall out of love and the Hanahaki Disease will fade before it becomes dangerous.

    Of course, nothing ever goes the way he wants it to.

    (Hanahaki Disease; in which a person will cough up flowers when their love is unrequited. The only way to remove the flowers is through returned affections, surgery or eventually falling out of love. The surgery removes the unrequited love, but also removes all emotions alongside it. If left untreated, Hanahaki Disease will eventually cause death).

    (Hanahaki AU) (Modern AU)

    (Currently being rewritten, TEMPORARY hiatus).

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    18/?
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    Darcy has a habit of making questionable decisions, but when she's offered a job that she'll actually be paid for -- and by the Avengers, no less -- she accepts without hesitation, hoping to advance her career and maybe be taken a bit more seriously too. But she didn't realise the job consists of basically being a glorified 'babysitter' (or Mischief-Minder) to Loki, who has returned to Earth with his big brother.

    Needless to say, neither of them are too impressed by the situation, especially Loki, who's virtually under house-arrest and now at the mercy of a taser-happy intern.

    Then the most unexpected thing happens.
    The pair actually start to get along.

    This is set after Thor: Ragnarok but in an AU (we're just going to forget about all that Infinity War business for now!)

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    4/?
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    13
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    Whether you're human or alien, it can be tough to get back on the dating scene. Past loves can make it difficult to find comfort in another, no matter how many times you tell yourself that you're over it. It all started with one fateful phone call, and before anyone knew it, things began to spiral just a bit out of control. Sheena finds herself with a mighty big pair of shoes to fill once she gets involved with the Crystal Gems, bringing about feelings and events that even Garnet wouldn't predict.

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    13/?
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    249
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    38
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    4444
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    Unseen and unheard, Ganymede moves through the palace of Olympus with the ease and inconspicuousness of a servant, or at least the gods and goddesses of Olympus do well at playing their part. What reasons have they to worry from a lone human amongst immortals?

    Raised in luxury and tasked with keeping Zeus's goblet and plate full of nectar and ambrosia at all times, Ganymede has never wanted for anything under the watchful eyes of Zeus and Athena, never feared even the volatile Ares, trained as he is at being invisible.

    Until now.

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    8/?
    Comments:
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    255
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    Bechloe in different scenarios as they settle into life together. A series of oneshots of shameless Bechloe fluff based off of my other two fics Caught & No Electricity.

    Each chapter/oneshot is tied in someway to each other and also to Caught and No Electricity.

    Chapter 1: Chloe Beale's Bad Day or the Time Beca Mitchell Gave Out Free Hugs

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    1/?
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    3
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    Izuku is the hero of the tale of his interaction with the mothers of UA. Each mother is infatuated with the teen and they will do whatever it takes to have him. Watch as Inko, Mitsuki, Rei, Shino, Nemuri, and the other mothers of Musutafu dote on Izuku through the series of one-shots and short chapters to show how much appreciative and loving they are of their Deku. {AU}

     

    Update on 10/10/18: The Joy Wives Club (Mitsuki's Arc) (Part I)
    Update on 10/12/18: The Joy Wives Club (Mika and Uraraka's Arc) (Part II)
    Update on 10/19/18: A Wild, Wild Saturday (Part IV) (Shino x Izuku)
    Update on 10/23/18: The Joy Wives Club (Part III) (Izuku x Harem)
    Update on 10/29/18: After You (Part I) (Izuku x Emi)
    Update on 11/9/18: Once in a Green Moon (Part V) (Nemuri x Izuku)
    Update on 11/18/18: Suite 222 (Part I) (Izuku x Yuu)

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    72,159
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    34329
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    Once again lost in a world that wishes you were gone, you will have to fight to survive and find answers.
    Is there a way out of this nightmare, or will you die searching for it?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    As (Y/n) is driving back from work late one night, she picks up a young hitchhiker against her better judgment. He is odd and slightly rude, but also strangely kind in a weird sort of way- but just as they near their destination, she gets a deep sense of dread that makes her keep him around for a while longer, and being with this strange young man is inevitably what helps save her life. With him at her side, he helps to guide her forward after she stumbles into a gruesome and bloody fate that forever changes her way of life. And also with his help, her new life in a hidden world of supernatural beings, murder, betrayal, and love begins.

    Warnings- This story is mainly Masky x Reader, but later on it becomes Masky x Reader x Hoodie, aaaand then has slight hints of Eyeless Jack x Reader before going back to normal. There are also some Masky x Hoodie and hints at a past few sexual encounters between the two.

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    271,825
    Chapters:
    70/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
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    Bakugou gets a text late at night, and the person who texts him just can't seem to leave him alone. But maybe, after a while, he doesn't really want him to.

    Shenanigans happen. Bakugou regrets his life choices. Kirishima tries his very best to flirt.

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    12,873
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    826
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    Mayor Lewis has lost his shorts, so Abigail decides to play Nancy Drew with Sam and Sebastian.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    Words:
    19,199
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2195
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    This is a retelling of the Kingdom Hearts story where everyone is a lot looser with their sexuality. Also, Kairi joins the adventure instead of Donald and Goofy.

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    1/?
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    Baeyoung: You so ugly, Satan finally had a competition.

    Saeran: YOU FUCKING IDIOT- WE’RE LITERALLY TWINS

    Yuwusung: Do any of y’all wanna bet Saeyoung’s IQ is a single-digit?

    ZEN outta ten: I’m about to insert that to Bikipedia.

    Baeyoung: This is bullying, you’re committing a serious crime here.
    Baeyoung: I regret ever making friends with any of you monsters.

    ZEN outta ten: Woah there, don’t you think “friends” is a little too much?

     

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Baeyoung has left the group chat

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    Behind the scenes of RFA's chats. What can go wrong :)

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    38
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    5
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    A spin-off of "Izuku's Sisters." The impressionable Izuku Midoriya works as an escort and his girlfriend, Ochako Uraraka works as his manager. Follow the journey of Izuku as he caters to the girls of UA High and the women of the city who can't get enough of the cinnamon roll. Mishaps, misadventures, and craziness shall follow. {AU} {Harem}

    Update on 11/18/18: A Random Yui Moment, A Random Habuko and Tsuyu Moment, and A Random Nana Moment.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    Izuku is the hero of the tale of his interaction with big sisters of UA. Each girl is infatuated with the teen and they will do whatever it takes to have him. Watch as Ochako, Itsuka, Momo, Toru, Tsuyu and the other girls dote on their little brother through the series of one-shots and short chapters to show how much appreciative and loving they are of their cinnamon roll.{AU}

     
    Update on 10/18/18: Momo's Pursuit (For Happiness) (Momo x Izuku)
    Update on 10/18/18: Out of Character (Part 4.5) (Izuku x Himiko x Ochako x Reiko)
    Update on 10/19/18: The Queen's Game (Momo's Arc) (Part II)
    Update on 10/20/18: Never Forget Me (Part II) (Izuku x Camie)
    Update on 10/22/18: Sixteen (Part II) (Izuku x Itsuka)
    Update on 10/26/18: Cross Our Heart (Part II) (Izuku x Ochako)
    Update on 11/5/18: Izuku Doesn't Understand About Kissing Cousins (Part I) (Izuku x Izumi)
    Update on 11/9/18: A Dinner Date (With Katsuki?!?) (Part I) (Izuku x Female!Katsuki)
    Update on 11/15/18: The Wild Calliope (Part I) (Izuku x Himiko)
    Update on 11/17/18: Stories From The Loo (Part II) (Habuko x Izuku x Tsuyu)
    Coming Soon: Out of Character (Part V) (Izuku x Himiko x Ochako x Reiko)

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    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
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    250
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    30
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    35568
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    Slight AU based on the episode "High Seas," Gibbs meets Tony.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    275
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    London, 1868. At the height of the second Industrial Revolution, a seemingly-unending war is fought in the shadows. Against the backdrop of Templar-controlled London, two young lovers are determined to make something good. Together, they fight to make a better future for London—and themselves.

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    90,224
    Chapters:
    21/25
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2557
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    The Last Part of an Epilogue to Certain Events occurring in the
    Groundhog Day AU no one asked for, in strict accordance
    with both Authorial Compulsion and Anon Curiosity

    [Follows Game Over, Insert Coin and Make It Right. The secondary cast were always going to insist on having their say...]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    273
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    Interdimensional family shenanigans, what's Rick gonna do? How are people gonna react to it? Find out, in "Postmodern Family"! Postmodern Family, 400 years forever! Old men, aliens, and teenagers, doing magic and sci-fi stuff! There's gonna be interdimensional traveling and it's gonna be great!

    (Inspired by Spatziline and MoringMark's "Ultimate Crossover" and MiniJen's "Universe Falls")

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    Words:
    38,478
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    375
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    Lydia's Spring Break job at Mobybucks Coffee Shop in Peaceful Pines is depriving her of sleep, sanity, and time with Beetlejuice. Add to this the return of a now rich and famous nemesis. Lydia is determined to be an independent young woman, but her last nerve is about to snap. Beetlejuice is determined to give Lydia the best Valentine's present she's ever received. To do it, he'll have to break a lot of Neitherworld Rules and wreack a lot of havoc in the Living world. But the misunderstandings and consequences may be ruinous for the girl and ghost's relationship.

    Chapters will be added every Thursday.

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    5,535
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    20
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    8th year, Hermione: Head Girl and Draco: Head Boy trope with a twist.
    Pansy, in an attempt to lure Draco back to her bed, gets her hands on a Veela lust potion. However, when her plans go to pot, & Draco gets doused with the potion instead, he becomes irresistible to one and all. What will Draco do when half his entire class is trying to get down his pants?
    Why, run of course. Oh, and turn to the brightest witch in his class--his fellow Head, Hermione Granger.
    The only question is... will Hermione help the Head Boy or will she jump him for herself?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,835
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3075

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