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    Nikki and Lola met before they were Nikki and Lola, before Motley Crue, before they were even eighteen; they were just two shitty teenagers, looking to escape their shitty childhoods. So together they turn into shitty adults, and then celebrities, and in amongst the fame and fortune and fucking, Lola has to prove she can keep up with the guys, and she's never one to back down from a challenge.

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    18/?
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    20
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    6
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    Dipper Pines usually takes up his Saturday mid-night’s reading “The Kite Runner,” by Khaled Hosseini. Only tonight, he does something he’s been anticipating since the fifth grade.

    Or

    Mason Pines has his first masturbate session and a certain dream dream—humiliatingly—finds him wanking at the thought of someone catching him, ironically, things take an interesting turn when Dipper struggles to turn off his dick.

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    The thing about growing up under the IRA means that you know about things like tiger kidnapping.

    The thing about being new at all this means that sometimes one might make a mistake.

    The thing, the really important thing, is that when an exasperatingly sexy thug sends a burgeoning criminal mastermind a downright disrespectful bit of media it can… all go terribly, perplexingly, wonderfully right.

     

    *The reason for Choosing Not To Use Archive Warnings is that I'm not sure how violent this one will be yet. I won't kill off anyone by surprise, don't worry.

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    2/?
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    you were feeling a bit nostalgic that day. you were sitting at your kitchen table and going through an old photo album until your schmaltz-tinged gaze met that of a photo that should have never been there - a photo that didn't contain you or any of your family members - but instead, your childhood bully. christian emmerich, or, as your daughter seems to know him, blixa bargeld.
    how could you not go on a rampage after learning what kind of music he made?
    and how did you wind up in a jail cell with him of all people?
    (blixa bargeld x reader dont like do read or else)

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    Kitty Pryde never had a real good prom in her youth, so, of course, the Goblin Princess will remedy the situation even if Kitty ended up dying. Based on a panel of Excalibur where Evil Meggan dresses Kitty up and take her to a ball.

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    1/1
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    When word spreads that Bulma Briefs is a sex addict, she immediately checks herself into rehab in an attempt to save her family’s image all the while thinking she doesn’t have a problem. While there, she is met with Dr. Vegeta Ouji, a harsh psychologist with an unorthodox method of treatment. Their worlds collide and Bulma is faced with an extraordinary challenge: seduce the sexy, up-tight doctor before she is discharged. The road to recovery will certainly be interesting.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    In an alternate world, down an alternate path where the barrier wasn't destroyed. Frisk had failed to figure out how to break the barrier, and eventually, they began to grow up. Of course, once they managed to resurrect their little tag-along, feelings they didn't know existed began to spring up, remaining fairly hidden to even them. That is, until Chara unintentionally calls them forth.

    [Part of the Werewolf Frisk AU]

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    1/?
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    A Middle School Student, And Soon To Be UA Student Named Ritsu Has Accidently Swapped Everyone In Class 1A’s Quirks. It Is Up To Them To Find Ritsu, Who Has Disappeared And Get Their Proper Quirks Back. Little Do They Know, This Is The Opportunity The League Of Villains Has Been Looking For..

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    4/?
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    This was the day he was finally going to get up his courage, but then the world shook and everything went white.

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    1/1
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    Sam and Dean roll back into a old a town they use to call home, but now it's nothing more then a memory to them. ever since they lost their mom and dad, they could two shits what happens these days. Dean meets ends up in tight spot with one girl he's grew up. when it's all said and done he's yet again the bad guy.

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    5/?
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    6
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    1
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    Dumped by SHIELD into the real world of the 21st Century, Steve must learn how to live a normal life again, and rediscover the things that make it worth embracing.

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    You had no time in your busy life for religion. It was archaic, outdated, impractical and obsolete but when you came across a charming little church on your way through town, you decided to give worship one last chance.

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    A companion piece to the first part of this series, but can be read alone.

    Darth Zilveren and Jedi Tony Stark have been fighting for opposite sides of the war for as long as either of them can remember. Now, the Jedi has been captured and is being held in the depths of one of the First Order's elite fighting vessels. Has he any hope of escape or should he give in to his captor's demands? Really, though, if all Zilveren wanted was a little bondage play, he could have just asked.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    283
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    29
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    Being a skeleton is confusing at times, but wait -you’re NOT a Human skeleton- you’re a MONSTER skeleton and doesn't that just make things worse? Sweet Asgore, you've been steadily creeping towards that ~climax~ in your relationship with Frisk. She's wonderful, but human, and humans have certain ~needs~ you hope to ...fill.

    How's this supposed to work when sex is just so confusing?

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    1/1
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    有时候史蒂夫和托尼吵架会让巴基生气,有时候又会让他嫉妒。

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    1/1
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    31
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    3
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    Pour le défi Sex is not the Enemy.

    Hiccie et Hiccup avaient tout partagé depuis l'enfance. Normal, ils étaient jumeaux. Quand il s'agissait de Jack, ils ne dérogeaient pas à la règle.

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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    Podfic of You're Behind my Eyelids When I'm all Alone by cbomb.

    "In which one Spencer Smith comes to a slow realization about how much she wants Brendon Urie."

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    171
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    8
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    2
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    “What are you two? Are you, like, friends with benefits? Are you getting back together? Are you back together already?”

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    3,195
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    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    271
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    22
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    Will Scott is a man with a very.... particular skill-set.

    As the only male escort in Irene Adler's employ, he believes that he has seen every form of debauchery known to man. So when Meena, a sometimes client, asks him to help her friend Molly get over a nasty break-up, he thinks nothing of it. Even if it does fall on the anniversary of his brother's death, surely there's nothing tempting about some run-of-the-mill little pathologist? It will be a nice, simple job.

    And then, of course, he meets the little pathologist in question...

    AU, sex work. Written for the Sherlolly Big Bang and accidentally erased (because I'm an eeijit). Please enjoy.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
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    4853
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    femslash100 drabble tag #6 (#110): Arsyn/Catastrophe: Brutal

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    English
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    363
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    1/1
    Collections:
    5
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    4
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1221

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