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May Your Days Be Merry and Bright by asoftplacetoland for Olive31
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
25 Jul 2021
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When David gets stressed out while taking an summer course in accounting to better understand their business, it's up to Patrick to think of a way to ease his mind. A glance at the calendar sparks a very unseasonal idea.
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David and Patrick have a nice night out on the town. Patrick is a little tipsy, but still full of surprises.
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A collection of tumblr prompt fills ranging from cloyingly sweet to too filthy to read in public because that's just what ends up happening most of the time when I write.
Ratings and content warnings marked in the beginning of each chapter.
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Both fresh off of break-ups with their respective boyfriends, David and Patrick fly solo on what were supposed to be couples vacations to the Maldives. When a paddle boarding incident and an aggressive telescope lead to a meet-cute/meet-ugly, David and Patrick decide to spend some of their vacation time together. The thing is, Patrick is a professional baseball player and David is an interior designer to the stars with his own HGTV show, but neither know who the other is. Both are thrilled to finally have met a regular guy, so they each hide their celebrity.
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Patrick and David take a trip to Seattle to celebrate their five-year wedding anniversary. This is some fluff, some sweetness, and some smut.
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This is what David's life has been reduced to: trying to revive the fortunes of the Schittsville Bee, a small-city newspaper that is all that is left of the once-mighty Rose News Group.
When he stumbles on a big story, it only makes sense to swallow his pride and contact his ex-lover, big-time reporter Patrick Brewer, to get some advice.
The last thing he expects is for said ex-lover to turn up on his doorstep.
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The night Patrick gets keys to his apartment, he and David don't want to wait for furniture.
Writing referenced is a quote from Henry Rollins.
"You are beautiful like demolition. Just the thought of you draws my knuckles white...."Series
- Part 5 of The Commonplace Book
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The Blanket Burrito of Sadness by asoftplacetoland for Julywonder
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
09 Apr 2021
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Distressed over the lack of spring flowers in their garden despite his best efforts, David retreats in on himself and it's up to Patrick to cheer him up. Fortunately, Patrick has a few tricks up his sleeve.
(AKA, it's July's birthday and she deserves flowers and Top Patrick)
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David wakes up alone, wondering where his husband has disappeared to on a shared weekend off. Patrick returns, bearing many treats for David before he can even get out of bed.
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Patrick finally gets to have alone time with David after the Sunrise Bay premier. He has feelings about David's boots.
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- Part 3 of The Suit (and its after effects)
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Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie.
If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.
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David contemplates his Freudian slip and the significance of labels following Girls' Night.
_______________________“I’m sorry—what did you just say?”
He spins back around and Patrick smiles up at him from the chair as the realization hits. David’s heart is racing and he can feel his face getting hot.
Boyfriend. He said boyfriend.
Fuck.
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- Part 3 of Coming Together
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Patrick has a lot on his mind going into his first night really alone with David at Stevie's. David's past isn't the only one muddying the waters. Told from Patrick's POV and takes place mostly to the end of and after Pregnancy Test.
___________________________Patrick Brewer is nervous.
In most facets, he likes to think he is a self-assured, confident man. Reliable. Level-headed. Sure-footed. If you ask anyone from his old life, his life as Clint and Marcy’s Son, Patrick, and his life as Rachel’s Fiancé, Patrick, you’d get the same answer— Patrick? He’s steady, dependable. Even. You can count on him.
But right now is different.
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- Part 2 of Coming Together
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The problem is how vehemently David hates pet names.
It would be one thing if he was just ambivalent, or if his ire was confined to one or two names—the most egregious, maybe, like baby or sweetheart, or the truly tacky like lover or cutie. But he’s never really done things by halves.
Or, David works through some big feelings.
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One eighty degrees and I'm caught in between by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
12 Jan 2021
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He can’t remember the last time he was able to take his time getting himself off, slow and luxurious; ever since he came to Schitt’s Creek masturbation has been quick and quiet in the shower, or occasionally careful and silent in bed.
And when is he likely to have another chance like this?Series
- Part 19 of Kink!verse
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David’s never pretended that Patrick’s competence and assertiveness don’t do it for him in a big way.
Well, he’s never pretended to himself at least. And, really, how the fuck could he be expected to concentrate on anything when there’s a brand-new fucking machine where his coffee table usually sits?
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David has a fantasy. Patrick makes it happen.
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- Part 1 of Get Up I Feel Like Being A Sex Machine
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Pretty tied up hanging upside down by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana) for ships_to_sail
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
24 Nov 2020
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He’d forgotten all of that, and he doesn’t remember again until the night Patrick pulls length after length of braided silk out of a box, says "if you’re still into this, I’ve been practising," and proceeds to casually tie eight different types of knot along one of the lengths in his hand while David watches with his mouth hanging open.
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- Part 18 of Kink!verse
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David's anxious all week about the U.S. presidential election, so when the results are announced, Patrick helps him relax.
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Shameless filth. More specifically: what happens when two thirsty bottoms don't communicate ahead of time.
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Say My Name by EggplantSalad, Januarium, samwhambam, ships_to_sail, this_is_not_nothing, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
24 Oct 2020
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Five times Patrick made David forget his own name, and one time he forgot Patrick’s.