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    I read the first two Witcher books, and Geralt is a sensitive boi about the whole mutant thing. Multiple times he mutters to himself about how THoSe PeoPLE don't think he has FeElings.

    So I just really think he'd be charmed as hell by Netflix Jaskier. It would be big 'I've had him for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this tavern and then myself' energy.

    So I imagined what would happen if Book Geralt met Netflix Jaskier that day at that tavern in Posada. (Spoiler he loves him.)

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    Geralt accidentally finds out that his travelling companion loves being pinned to the bed--and Jaskier's scent tells him something else, too. Sex happens (a lot) and feelings are discussed (a little).

    Slowly, Geralt moves so he’s pinning both of Jaskier’s wrists with just one hand, balancing more of his weight forward and lowering himself over his body. He licks his lips, tentative; he sees Jaskier watch his mouth, the blue of his eyes getting thinner as his pupils dilate and the lust-scent grows thicker.

    Geralt touches his hand to his face and closes the distance between them, crashing their lips together.

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    What was he going to do? Go to a remote keep filled with strong, brooding clones of Geralt and not enjoy himself? Absolutely not.  

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    Jaskier finds himself in a keep with three Witchers and a firm plan in mind.

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    "Jaskier bit his lip, leaning in to press against Geralt’s side. He could feel a hand ghosting up his chest, up his neck, to rest at his cheek. Could feel the breath tickling at his ear, hear the pounding of the other’s heart. He smelled anxious, but excited. There was a heated scent there too- lust. Geralt turned to grasp the other’s hips, and Jaskier took the hint to sweep himself into his lap, pushing the witcher onto the bed and kissing him softly."

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    Jaskier seduces Geralt during a meticulously planned date night, intending to confess his feelings

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    The consumption of a rather specific plant adds a new element to their play.
    Can be read as a stand-alone. The only thing it has in common with my other 'Likes it Rough' fics is the masochistic tendencies.

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    Geralt wishes he could say no. Jaskier asks for too much. But no isn’t a very obedient word.

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    Eskel and Lambert are very worried about a small lark. Prequel to the very explicit Spring in November.

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    Kinktober 2020: Overstimulation

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    Someone tries to drug the Witcher with a sex potion. Jaskier learns not to steal people's drinks.

    Geralt deals with a feral, amorous bard while trying not to hurt him ... or reveal how very much he doesn't mind.

    If he’d asked, before, Jaskier would likely have gone to bed with him.

    But Jaskier isn’t some stranger in a tavern or a casual acquaintance with no strings. Geralt has come to treasure their friendship — as inexplicable and unconventional as it may be — and he has no desire to complicate things. Especially in ways that are sure to end in disaster.

    It seems fate, as usual, has other plans.

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    Twinkstober 2020
    Prompt: order

    Turns out, Jaskier can shut up, given proper incentive.

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    The first time Geralt and Jaskier get drunk and fall in bed together.

    Prequel of Change my mind.

    The kiss is like a sip of water, sweet and cool on parched lips, and Jaskier’s mouth is soft and pliant against his, tasting like the honey cakes he swiped from the kitchen earlier while the cook wasn’t looking. Geralt can smell his arousal in the sweat building in the hollow of his throat, can hear every flutter of his quickening pulse drowning out the pouring rain pattering on the rooftop.

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    Geralt Rivia, former Major in the US Marines, and now the sole Representative from Montana, doesn’t get along with the Washington elites. He’s an independent, a mountain man, and as the mother of his daughter (Speaker of the House, Yennefer Vengerberg, CA-12) says, has a resting bitch face that’s harder to approach than Mount Everest. He sits on all the “boring” committees, stays out of the media, and quietly advocates for the good of his district and his country. If that makes him electable but tedious, so be it.

    However, despite being this sullen, stone-faced, social media resistant and not at all tech savvy Congressperson, every two years, he’s roped into sessions with the new Representatives, just to appease Madame Speaker Vengerberg and Minority Leader Ceallach. Something about him being “a good looking face for the new kiddos to drool over,” or whatever Representative Merigold (IL-14) says.

    But this year, there’s a new “upstart” representative from New York: Julian Pankratz (NY-14), also known as Jaskier to their 8.4 million Twitter followers, who is set on making Geralt’s life (a very special kind of) hell (that Geralt definitely enjoys no matter how much he protests).

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    Geralt never expected that Jaskier would take him up on his offer. Oh he hoped of course, but what were the chances? He was just a dirty old man who wanted to do something good, and ended up inviting a stray against his better judgement.

    Or

    Lonely man picks up local busker and unwittingly has more sex than he has ever had in his life.

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    "Why do you go with people who hurt you?"

    He looked at Jaskier, and kept looking at him after he looked away and the smile dropped off his face. After a long silence, Jaskier said, in a much more tired voice, "I don't exactly have a lot of options, Geralt."

    On the face of it it wasn't true--Jaskier could find a willing young woman or man in any half-crowded tavern without lifting a finger--but that wasn't what he meant, of course. He meant when he needed...that particular sort of person. That particular experience.

    Without the slightest forethought or intention, Geralt frowned and said, "You have me."

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    in which Jaskier wears THIS because he needs attention, and boy does he get it

    Yennefer took one step to block his movements. “You’re wearing that... outside.”

    Jaskier took a matching step toward her and canted his head, smirking around his words: “And what if I am?”

    He could see Yennefer’s eyes trailing over his body, stunned and suddenly looking very hungry. But not hungry enough.

    “I thought my tennis instructor might appreciate it. Since no one else is.” He turned and bent unnecessarily to grab the coffee pot, exposing his ass for them yet again, to highlight his point. Because if this didn’t work, he really thought he might die from lack of sex, it would be right there in the coroner’s report. 

    He offered her the coffee pot and asked: “You wanted more coffee?”

    “Geralt.”

    Geralt suddenly jolted out of his dazed reverie and licked a little drool from his mouth as he offered a: “Hmm?”

    “Get my crop.”

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    Regis's dark and intense eyes opened and his hand immediately fell away from his mouth, reaching up with both hands to instead hold the sides of Geralt's face.

    "Oh, Geralt," he began, his voice breathy and strained. Geralt was thankful the strain seemed to be for a reason other than stress this time.

    "I've got you," Geralt began, tilting his head to leave a kiss on the vampire's wrist. "Don't worry. I love you."

    --

    Regis is stressed about his work. Geralt knows just how to help.

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    Geralt's met many a siren in his days of Witcher-ing, plenty of mermaids, too, but never one that just can't seem to sing properly no matter how hard he tries.

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    Everyone expects Geralt to be a harsh lover, Jaskier most of all, and he's happy to oblige. Until he isn't.

    Or, Geralt gets the gentle sex he's been craving and Jaskier gets to spoil his witcher silly.

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    “Jaskier, let’s just get out of Cintra…” Geralt’s words roll to a stop.

    Jaskier is in the throng of people still left in the throne room, except there is a difference between the others’ dishevelment and his own.

    The left side of Jaskier’s bardic outfit has been torn from him cleanly down the middle. Geralt can see one nipple, Jaskier’s entire thigh, and a ball and a half, even as Jaskier tugs on his trousers to stretch.

    Out of a mass of people, he is the only one who has lost any sort of clothing, and his is hanging off him like a billboard for a brothel.

    (Or: If Yennefer gets to be improbably naked in canon, then I am making Jaskier equally, if not more, naked. It's equality.)

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