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    After his first ever breakup, 17-year-old alpha Jimin, goes to a bar, using a fake ID that says he’s 23. There he meets a captivating omega named Yoongi. He falls for him on the spot. They go home together and have a wild night that turns into a relationship. Only problem? Jimin is still lying to the 25-year-old about his age. Yoongi finds out and decides to take a break until Jimin turns 18. However, the day before Jimin’s 18th birthday, Yoongi discovers he’s pregnant. He battles with his friends on what to do regarding Jimin. Does he tell the 18-year-old he’s going to be a dad? Or does he hide it from him so the alpha can live his life?

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    In which a budding villain named All For One gives quirkless people quirks to build a villain army. The police and pro heroes haven't been able to catch so much as a glimpse of him, silently working with the victims that haven't already been recruited by the other side to piece together how to stop him.

    One night, a simple coffee shop barista gets a particularly dangerous quirk with some pretty specific consequences.

    And Midoriya Izuku might just be exactly what the heroes are looking for... if he can learn how to control his newfound powers, that is.

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    Jungkook had always been special to Jimin. 

    Really special.

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    Obi-Wan opened his eyes slowly, but after lifting his head and nearly jumping up in surprise, he managed to keep his composure. The prince had been expecting one of the guardsmen to be standing outside, but instead, the king himself was standing there, looking quite calm and offering him a hand in order to assist the prince in getting down from the carriage.

    For an instant, he could only look into the king's cerulean eyes, and the small smile on the regent's lips took Obi-Wan's breath away.

    Or: Omega Prince Obi-Wan is set to marry Alpha King Anakin Skywalker to stop a war, will they succeed and become strong while together, discover the truth behind their rushed marriage or crumble under the pressure?

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    Tentatively and unknowingly bonded and then separated, Jensen knows his true mate Alpha is out there. Following his birth fathers brutal attempt to force his Alpha to find him, Jensen is left beaten and hospitalized. He forges a rare Omega Bond with a fellow male Omega Misha, who has suffered his own horrific trauma. Together they strive to find their place in this world and fight to keep Jensen alive by any means necessary until he can find and reunite with his true mate Alpha.

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    Chapters:
    7/11
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    3
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    Iwatani Naofumi's future is changed by a single event.

    A single thing that pushes him beyond a brink he should not have come out from alive.

    And yet, he persists, holding in his misery as much as he can.

    Except, it's rather hard to do so when your despair makes you all the more powerful.

    ——
    Please be mindful of the tags and chapter warnings as they appear.

    Updated and more comprehensive summaries likely to be added on explicit chapters, per reader suggestion.

    To find out which chapters have the summaries, please look for an update with brackets in the Top Notes indicating the date the new CSs are added.

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    36/?
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    San spends every weekend out on the literal prowl, hopping from one bar to the next, swooping in on unsuspecting betas and omegas, and leaving them reeling in bathrooms or alleyways or wherever he can manage to drag them off to once he's convinced them to come with him. Not that it's ever hard for him to convince them.

    He's young, he's virile, and he has people to do.

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    1/?
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    Newt's feeling very... sensitive, now that's he's pregnant, and he's having some troubles dealing with it.

    If only there's someone who could help.

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    After the way his last relationship ended, finding a mate was the last thing on Chanyeol's mind. The only downside, after all, was the unbearable ruts he had to go through every few months alone.

    But change was coming if Chanyeol would just let it, in the form of an essence line and an omega named Jongin.



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    Just a dumbing ground for stories, ideas or smut-shots that I went ahead and wrote down. Some of the smut may or may not be vaugely intended scenes in fics I have yet to write, so those will be marked for what they may or may not spoil.
    The rest is just hot garbage I couldn't get out of my head and needed to write.

    Updated whenever the heck I feel like.

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    "Don't swallow," he says.

    The last time he heard those words out of his Captain's mouth was the night Izzy should have known he'd never be rid of stupid fucking Stede Bonnet.

    Tonight, the man who is now his Co-Captain (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean) is giving the directives, and when those curtly-cooed words hit Izzy's ear, the sound he chokes out around the pulsing cock in his mouth is wet, surprised, obscene.

     
     .......

     
    Izzy gets messy.

    Canon-inspired plotless porn with plenty of poetics and all the snark we've come to expect from an Izzy that's forced to reckon with his feels.

    Izzy is trans (surprise!). Terms used: cock, cunt, opening, entrance, folds, hole, hood, depths, heat, walls, sex, purely alliterative mention of hysteria.

    Title from Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve

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    31 different one-shots for 31 different kinks to celebrate Kinktober - Vegekaka Edition!

    Please see the first chapter for the full list of kinks for each corresponding day!

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    Chapters:
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    Felix is in desperate need of breeding, and Chan is the only one who can help him.

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    "When you called and said you needed me in Assiah, I didn't think this was what you had in mind."

    "Trust me, Amaimon, it very much wasn't, I had no idea he was even capable of these heats."

    Rin's issues happen to include more than being in a tug of war between the two halves of himself. Now, they include demonic hormones, too. If his body doesn't kill him before the week is up, he might settle for killing Mephisto.

    At least Amaimon is having fun.

    (As always, characters are aged up appropriately, and the demon kings are NOT related.)

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    Chapters:
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    An ongoing and exhausting war plagues not just the land but the king that rules it. Actavio finds himself at a stalemate in his life that nothing can seem to solve, until he comes across the first magical being to ever be factually recorded. Going by the name of Sylas, the beast agrees to entertain the king's desires, but it goes much beyond what Actavio believed himself able to handle.

    ***Please read CH 1's note***

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    Chapters:
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    22
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    Stiles visits his father at the station to find that they've recently rescued hybrids. Hybrids found by the police are usually returned to their rightful owners or sent to the pound but Stiles knows that might be their end. Every hybrid gets returned to their owners except for two. Stiles decides to adopt the last two but he forgets something very important about hybrids. They're hyper-sexual creatures.

    (Porn with barely a plot. It's just a mini adventure of Stiles and his hybrids.)

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Alpha Min Yoongi is sadly betrothed to the eldest of the Park daughters. Instead he ends up with their only son, Omega Jimin, who arrives at the wedding in disguise as his sister so she could escape with her real love — it goes farther than planned and the two end up actually married, despite Jimin's belief that he is undesirable as a partner for being Omega born.

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    4/20
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    Sylvia was supposed to be a martial arts super-star. Then, a horrific car crash ruined her career and her life. Disabled and saddled with debilitating pain, her body no longer matches the will and fire inside her. Her boyfriend Greg, a Marine veteran with a lot of damage and even more baggage, is worse than useless and often controlling and abusive. When his penchant for violence gets them both swept away to a distant planet, he doesn’t hesitate before leaving her for dead.

    While the adrenaline helps Greg push through his own pain to meet the harsh environment, Sylvia is left incapacitated by her pain and lies sobbing on the foreign forest floor before she is found by one of the alien tracking hounds. Instead of being mauled by it, she is surprised when it runs off. She is soon confronted by a humanoid—but clearly alien—creature, who parrots back human words at her before offering her relief from her pain and taking her back to the ship he shares with his two brothers.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    Bang Chan is a boxer with a bad attitude, and he only performs perfectly in matches if he's had great sex. Lee Minho is the physical therapist in need of money his sex life just might need.

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    Tony bit down a shiver, trying to ignore the scratch of the tag on the inside of his waist cincher and the ache of his knees on the cold marble floor. The silk stockings his mother had assured him were the best didn’t offer much insulation.

    He and the other omegas had been waiting for an hour now. After a frenzied morning of hair and makeup, of untangling and adjusting straps, of hopeful and conflicted just-in-case goodbyes, their nervous anxiety was slowly wilting into despair. What if the guardian never showed up? This was Tony’s last chance, and he was willing to bet he wasn’t the only one staring down a lifetime of traditional servitude if today didn’t go well.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
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    1822
    Bookmarks:
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