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    Harry Dresden and a friend of his are required to attend a White Court event in three days. This wouldn't be a problem except for one thing: his friend reveals she's still a virgin, which puts her in an abnormally high amount of danger around White Court vampires. So Harry makes an offer to a friend. Post White Night timeline.

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    “Anyone can learn Occlumency in the sterile environment of an examination room,” she’d told him. That’s how she justified the way she teased and toyed with him during their lessons.

    It wasn’t the only reason he let her. But she didn’t have to know that.

    Of course, she knew anyway.

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    Sam, Foolish and Ponk have been in a poly relationship. Sex was recently added to their love life, what will ensure of this silly group who have no idea what the fuck they are doing.

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    Katsuki is currently dating Shoto. Of course, there are complications. Katsuki is trans and doesn't think Shoto could ever love him properly if everyone else around him doesn't either.

    Shoto being gay has just accepted it and is fine with waiting to take things further until Katsuki is comfortable in the body he needs. But things come to an emotional halt when Shoto finds himself holding Katsuki in tears, reminding him he'll never leave. And he has his own way to prove it before Katsuki can call himself unworthy of love again.

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    i feel like we're forever
    every time we get together,
    no we're never gonna be apart.

     dnf college roommates secret virgin au

    closer by nine inch nails and cracks by killstation

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    At the threshold of a hotel room in Kaon, Megatronus steels himself to entertain his new patron. How difficult could it be, he reasons, to please one little bot for a night? It's only interface, after all, and he has plenty of experience with that.

    Or; Megatron Accidentally Cable Fucks God

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    Six months after their showdown with Standards, Trexel and David 7 join a Stellar Firma delegation to the Mars Concordant. Weird hijinks ensue.

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    As the elevator doors opened with a bing, people started pushing, and soon Wei Wuxian found himself pressed between the inner wall and Lan Zhan’s arm. Ugh. You could feel even through the layers of fabric that he was one of those annoying people who worked out regularly, not because of a doctor’s orders, or because they enjoyed it, but because it was good for you.

    Oh, god, Lan Zhan said. Alright, don’t panic. Deep breaths. You can do this.

    ***

    On his 30th birthday, Wei Wuxian finds himself in a crowded elevator next to Lan Zhan, and soon he realizes two things:

    1. that there seems to be some truth to that ridiculous urban legend about 30-year-old virgins being able to hear the thoughts of other people as soon as they touch.

    2. that Lan Zhan works out, AND that he thinks that Wei Wuxian smells good and has an adorable bed-head.

    And no, Wei Wuxian has no idea what to do with this information.

    ***

    A Cherry Magic AU where Wei Wuxian gets mind-reading abilities on his 30th birthday, and discovers that Lan Wangji, despite his stoic exterior, has some not-so PG-13 fantasies and thoughts.

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    Our 5 y.o titboy married with 45 yrs.o ladies !
    18 yrs as legal age is very late for boy and is very low for girls ...
    SOCIAL LAWS IN WHOLE WORLD HAVE TO BE CHANGED URGENTLY !!!
    But clever & smart women in our story did not wait for laws change, they did by themselves and took the control in their capable & worthy hands ! ....

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    Hermione Granger looked over her wardrobe, eyes collectively taking inventory of her robes and jumpers before she stared over her reflection. She had a theory, and she wanted to see it through in a bit of an experiment. How the personalities of those around her would change... If they would return to normal once the experiment was over, was another inquiry. “Only one way to find out...” 

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    Dabi steps further into the room, a smirk easing onto his face. "Here I was thinking you'd gotten sick or injured, and yet here you are, touching yourself and moaning my name. You miss me that much, pretty bird?"

    "Fuck off," Keigo growls, glaring at him. "You just happened to pop into my mind, that's all."

    "Sure," Dabi says, setting the container down on a side table. Keigo frowns at it.

    "What is that, anyway?"

    Dabi glances at the container, then back at him. "Soup. Like I said, I thought you were sick. Brought you a Todoroki family recipe. But now that I know you were just horny…" He grins, his five tails flicking as he eyes Keigo like a fox cornering a hen.

    "Gee, thanks," Keigo snarks. "I'll try it later. Now leave."

    "C'mon, Birdie," Touya steps up to the edge of the recess in the floor that holds Keigo's nest, squatting down to smirk at him. "You were moaning my name. You can't tell me that doesn't mean anything."

    ~

    Keigo has been fielding the advances of self-proclaimed 'player' Dabi for some time now, but when Keigo goes into heat, who should walk in on him but the kitsune himself?

    (For DabiHawks Week 2021, NSFW Day 2: Lick & Bite!)

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    The title is a reference to two of the most popular songs from H2O: Just Add Water - one of the songs referenced is from Mako Mermaids.

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    What if there was more in the world than mermaids? What if mermen weren't as rare as people thought?
    What if there was an extra character following both of the Mako Island groups? What if the gangs receive more than they're expecting?
    What if magic was real, and a young boy named Jesse Goodwin Chadwick was the younger brother of Rikki Chadwick? What if that young boy grew up to be an even younger adult, and attended the Suncoast High academy with the Mako Mermaids posse?

    Secrets held and stories changed; seasons altered by the presence of a single person, who seems to be more abnormal than usual. Does anyone really know Jesse? Or will everything fall apart in the end, when the tale being told has finished, and the book closes? Will a new chapter be written; will everybody fail due a man with unknown motivations?

    Read the AU to find out.

    Lemon, smut, and all the usual fanfic-terminology will (mostly) apply.

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    Mei used shopping as an excuse so he can do stuff alone with Itsuki without the team knowing but he actually wanted to do something more and with all he got.

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    10
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    When Kaeya let his best friend meet his older brother, he thought it would be alright. He thought. 

    To which Meigui and Diluc seemed like they weren't getting along and suddenly, they were going on a date.

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    It's 2008 and graduate student Armitage Hux has no idea why hes still hanging out with that nerd of a second year Ben Solo. Surely he had better things to do that sit around planning Dungeons & Dragons adventures with this not-at-all-attractive Alpha who he definitely doesn't think about constantly.

    A tale of illness, heartbreak, unexpected gifts, new beginnings, and rediscovery. Featuring two idiots who don't realise how much they love each other until its almost too late.

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    Tony Stark has never told anyone that he's still a virgin. He doesn't want to sleep with people who only want him because of his outward persona. So instead, he hires an escort. Things get a little more heated than either of them had expected.

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    Charles is the most enormous tart. A great big whorey put-it-abouter -- the town bike, in fact.

    Correction: Charles is a virgin.

    Again.

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    That night at the wooded fringes of the MacMillan Estate, the Hunter has arranged a BDSM game with his partner and three others. For Leah, this game turns out to be more than she's ready for. For Heather, it’s an opportunity to be a hero. For Grace, it’s a guilty pleasure. For Dawn, it’s secretly her very first time.

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    For Isabella, nothing in life has come easy, starting with nothing but heartbreak at a young age. That is, until the day she finds chess and it changes her life forever. How far will this game take her?

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    4/?
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    Alec is trying to deal with his immense guilt and dark thoughts after being possessed by the demon who killed Jocelyn. Jace tries to reach him through his misery, but it's too late to get his parabatai back and for things to be like before between them.

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