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    From David's days in New York City to happily married, the story of David and Patrick, told in a drabble a day.

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    (Updated daily.)

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    David Rose learns that his father actually bought Schitt’s Creek. So, after an ugly fight with Sebastien, he heads to where (hopefully) nobody knows who he is.

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    Patrick travels to NYC with his best friend to celebrate their friends’ engagement. He meets a stranger at the bar, and learns something new about himself in the process. Can he be brave? Spoiler alert: Yes, yes he can.

    Listen kids, trying new things is hard. Rachel helps. Throwing a big ol' sympathy bone(r) to Rachel here.

    (Title from Jay-Z's Empire State Of Mind)

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    The Moulin Rouge was the height of underworld entertainment for the rich and powerful of Paris, a place to escape the everyday and be plunged into a world of lust and thirst. Men wore their finest black tailcoat tuxedos; women like Stevie were adorned in suits or dresses with plunging necklines.

    The dance hall swirled with scantily clad entertainers bedecked in jewelry, boas and far more makeup than necessary. It was a riot of colors and fabrics. Entering the hall, we were hit with a wall of music that took my breath away. Stevie gave me a knowing smirk and offered me her arm in escort. The look she gave me said, “You’ll get used to it, move along.” She breezed through the crowd until the five of us were seated in a private box, perfect for watching the show. Champagne and absinthe flowed like fountains, inviting us to give in to our most worldly desires.

    “Stevie, are you sure this will work?”

    She gazed casually out at the dance floor before turning to me, “No.”

    -or-

    The extremely self-indulgent Moulin Rouge AU that *some* of you asked for.

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    "Good morning."

    David groaned, "is it?"

    Patrick squinted against the sun, laughter gravelly with sleep. He grinned when he caught David's eye.

    "Yeah, so far."
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    David was in the habit of falling for strangers pretending to love him.
    Too bad their arrangement was nothing but a mutually beneficial PR stunt.

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    Patrick and his friends go to a porn star convention where they stumble upon "The Duke"

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    David Rose has it all: Money, status, a premier apartment with a killer view and the affection of the hottest photographer in the city. But a little voice keeps telling him there’s something missing. Will a certain Button help him figure it out?

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    I heard “How Will I Know?” again recently and could really hear it being a David & Patrick song. This fic is the result of all the nagging thoughts that wouldn’t leave me. Fic Title and Chapter Titles are all lyrics from the song. I wanted to go in order but, alas, it didn’t happen. I’m referencing the Sam Smith version here because I feel like the mellower, sultry tones are more fitting than Whitney Houston’s upbeat, poppy rendition. This is my first fic in the fandom and it was such a delight to create.

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    He decides it’s the freckle.

    The one just above David’s ass, to the right of his spine.

    It’s a perfect circle and it teases the edge of the right dimple at David’s lower back; they’ve just recently become intimately acquainted. Patrick loves to thumb over that perfect, sacred spot repeatedly—a silent promise on the occasions so far that he’s had the opportunity to bury himself deep in David’s impossible heat, his perfect body spread out before him. He traces over it again and again with the rhythm of his hips, and presses bruisingly when he comes.

    That’s the spot he will miss the most.


    Patrick before and after The Olive Branch. Companion piece to Everything I Once Had: from walking away to coming back together.

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    Patrick follows David to his room closely and wordlessly, a very guilty shadow, and sits on the end of Alexis’s bed and tells him about Rachel and watches him with those sincere brown eyes that could make David do almost anything. David stands with his back to the bathroom door, arms crossed protectively around his body and feet planted firmly, but he still has this sensation in his stomach like he’s falling, the telltale hypnic jerk he sometimes gets lying in bed at night, but constant—an unrelenting, nauseating swoop deep in his diaphragm.

    There are two Patricks now—the one whose ass David has eaten and the one who grew up holding Rachel’s hand.


    After the barbecue, David takes the week to try to understand the people he and Patrick have become thanks to their relationships—old and new.

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    David’s living in New York, and trying to make something of himself without having to rely on his parents. He’s working as an assistant at an art gallery. For the first time in his life, he's willing to work hard to succeed.

    Patrick Brewer is a well known singer/songwriter – locally at least. He's thriving professionally, but struggling in his personal life. He’s looking high and low for an awakening.

    Will these boys find what they're looking for?

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    Patrick's instinct is to leave, but he’s just noticed something about this guy. “I know you …” he says slowly, uncertainly.
    It’s hardly flattering, but the other guy chuckles. It’s a nice sound, Patrick thinks, cautiously.

    “Yeah,” says the guy, his grin sliding into a smirk. “I think you, uh, tried to flirt with me once.”

    And now Patrick recognises him. A million years ago, at a party he hadn’t thought twice about, before everything really took off, this guy stood in a kitchen, not unlike this one, wearing a shirt blazoned with a mouth and bloody fangs, teasing Patrick.

    OR
    Patrick Brewer has a LOT of baggage. He's absolutely not ready for a relationship.

    OR
    In which the author tries not to spoil anything, and in doing so fails completely at the summary.

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    Fallen socialite David Rose only needed 24 hours, and a $1.2 million wedding, to bring one man’s love life and career to a grinding halt.
     

    With that opener, reporter Patrick Brewer creates the legend of the Runaway Rose. A man who has left three separate partners at the altar. But having only one source (namely fiancé #2 Sebastien Raine) gets him in trouble with his editor and he decides to seek out and interview the real David Rose. If only the man was willing to talk about his past.

    David’s life only has room for his business’s grand opening (date TBD) and wedding planning with his fiancé Jake. Why would he ever want to provide more tabloid fodder for some “journalist?”

    Or: The Runaway Bride AU that wouldn’t leave me alone.

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    David barely gets to say hello before Sebastien sits back at the table, settling into his usual nonchalance. It’s the kind of attitude that used to have David dropping to his knees in hopes of holding his attention.

    ——————-

    David leans in to the moment with Sebastien and takes a little something back for himself.

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    David knew it was a bad idea to believe him when he said “Pain is transformative and you are the quintessential personification of suffering.” - as if it were a good thing. Davids not even sure he understood what that meant, but he was pretty sure it wasn’t really good. But he fell for it anyways, back into where he had hoped to never be again. In Sebastian Raines’ bed.

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    After losing everything, David Rose moves back to NYC. He reunites with an ex, but they quickly break up. Sick of relationships and desperate to prove his worth, David enrolls at NYU and moves in with Stevie Budd, a disillusioned actress. When David realizes he's failing his classes, he reluctantly seeks out a tutor.

    Enter Patrick, who just moved here from Ontario.

    Will David risk falling in love? Will Patrick reveal his troubled past?

    Told in alternating David/Patrick POVs.

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    Once upon a time, in a land not so very unlike our own, men and magic existed side by side. The Lord and Lady Rose, cursed along with their daughter to live as wild creatures of the sky, leave behind a single son, emotionally broken but physically whole. Stricken silent by the same magic that stole his family, he finds a glimmer of hope buried in a conversation with a kind stranger—all curses can be broken, if he simply pays the price. A price higher than anyone has a right to ask: three sweaters, spun and knit from the fibers of a plant covered in barbs that tear into his skin at every touch, rip him open with every stitch.

    He has a year and a day, to work, to hurt, to meet and befriend the townsfolk who took him in after fleeing his parents' home. And one particular brewer, a man who might do more than help repair his torn skin. Who might be the only one to repair his shattered heart. He has no voice, and time is running out—but the ways of the universe are a mystery, and the deepest magics of all are always rooted in love.

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    A Bridget Jones's Diary AU.

    What more is there to be said?

    **You don't have to have read the book or watched the movie for this to make sense.** (Sometimes I forget that not everyone is middle aged and therefore familiar with pop culture from the late 90s/early 2000s.)

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    “My coffee, please. To go.”

    A to-go cup is slid into his line of vision, except when he takes a sip it’s not his coffee, it’s liquid death.

    “Um, what is this supposed to be?” He asks, looking up and startling when he sees a face that is not Twyla staring back at him. “You’re not Twyla.”

    The guy in front of him smiles, like he’s amused by fucking up his coffee order. “No, I’m Patrick.”

    An AU retelling of Season 3 where instead of going to work for Ray, Patrick gets a job at the cafe.

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    Prince David is expected to inherent the throne a year after his father's death.

    Patrick Brewer is an aspiring journalist sent to cover the biggest story from Canada's neighboring kingdom of Rosania. He takes on an undercover role to get closer to the royal family.

    What could go wrong?

     

     

    Based off of the Netflix film "A Christmas Prince"

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    A couple years post-canon, David is contacted by Sebastien Raine with an opportunity for the apothecary. Patrick's urge to protect him grapples with his desire to let David heal.
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    Writing referenced in this installation of the Commonplace Book is a quote from fabulous poet and performer Brenna Twohy.

    Content warning: mention of domestic violence

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