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    potato man @potatoman

    why are hitmen so expensive?? how am i supposed
    to afford them

    8:00 PM • 11/27/18 • Twitter for StarkPhone

    1,401 Retweets 1,231 Quote Tweets 30.3K Likes

     

    spideyy ✔️ @spiderman • 11/27/18
    Replying to @potatoman

    apparently they're "luxury items." pretty classist
    of them, tbh

     

    bucket @bucketbarnes • 11/27/18
    Replying to @potatoman

    actually, you'd be surprised by the amount of hitmen
    who take monopoly money as currency

     

    Natasha Romanoff @natasharomanoff • 11/27/18
    Replying to @bucketbarnes

    Can confirm, I take payments in Monopoly money,
    mutually beneficial marriages, tampons, bubble gum,
    cash, credit cards, debit cards, and checks.

     

    [in which harley keener, aka potato man, runs an avengers conspiracy theory twitter account. i apologize for releasing yet another twitter fic on this site.]

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    31 days, 31 ways to hurt our favorite Spider-Kid, with bonus whumping of his super friends and an excessive use of puns.

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    16/31
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    "OK, but I have to warn you-I may just end up breaking your heart." Bucky says, wears a lopsided grin. Though, he really does hope he doesn't quiver so damn obviously (so damn wonderfully) under the dark look he's suddenly receiving. And it doesn't make the almost constant unbearable throbbing mess between his thighs (whenever this annoyingly perfect alpha is near him) any better.

    Steve stares back up at him, pupils blown wide, his face soft, small smile tugging at his lips. He blinks, once, slowly, but never takes his eyes off Bucky's, his voice low and deep as he tells the sweet little omega, "Already broken... the moment I laid my eyes on you."

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    AU: Being Spider-Man is a blessing and a curse in many ways. The alter-ego gives Peter Parker’s life a meaning but it is also a challenge, mainly to his love life.

    Keeping a secret that big eventually destroyed his marriage to Mary Jane, and now that he is about to find love again…he is reminded of how high the price to keep his superhero identity a secret is.

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    Healing is a slow process. Peter finds out, though, that some people make it easier.

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    Peter and Mr. Stark start to spend a little more time together, and then Persons Unknown(ish) start trying to kidnap Peter.

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    Tony swallowed, his hands shaking slightly.

    Peter couldn’t be dead, could he? Not Peter. Anyone but Peter.

    Struggling to draw in breath, Tony could feel his heart pounding.

    He shook himself mentally.

    This was no time for a panic attack.

    Peter needs me.

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    remember far from home? yeah forget that sh*tshow of angst it doesnt exist here. we got different (maybe worse) angst BUT we also got comfort!!

    peter parker reveal i want to see but havent yet (if u want to write it pls do! and pls send me a link so i can read it :D)

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    Tony's life is going just fine -- Stark Industries is booming, everyone wants to sleep with him, and he has all he ever thought he could want. But then he gets kidnapped, and he returns from Afghanistan with a renewed sense of purpose. All he wants is to get back with his ex, Stephen Strange.

     

    Tony's POV of a previous fic, will be written to be read without having to read the other one.
    Present and flashbacks to post-college AU. Everyone's scrawny. And everyone works at the same restaurant.

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    Five scenes from Endgame, but make it PeggyNat. One extra scene but make it entirely original and a fix-it (with PeggyNat).

    Basically rewriting the big scenes from Endgame but with the best girlfriends. Angst with a happy ending. <3

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    Steve achou que viver sem Bucky por décadas tinha sido a coisa mais difícil que ele já fez na vida, até que uma missão em uma antiga instalação da Hydra revela um segredo chocante sobre o programa do Soldado Invernal.

    Agora Steve e Bucky precisam lidar com as consequências dessa descoberta, enquanto tentam se preparar para o maior e mais perigoso desafio de suas vidas.

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    Português brasileiro
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    A continuation of the first part of 'Fake priests and real demons'

    The story will pick off right where the first part had left you hanging.
    More shenanigans and passionate moments shared by a demon, that just wanted to enjoy some nice and quiet vacations and his human neighbor. Unexpected dates, awkward family dinners, emergencies at work, overprotective friends and other bigger and smaller mishaps ensured.

    Summary and tags might change as the story progresses.

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    26/?
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    After receiving a detailed letter from his future Sacred Timeline self, Peter warns Tony and Stephen about the possible implications of travelling to Titan while they’re stranded on Ebony Maw’s spaceship, thus changing the outcome of *Infinity War*.

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    what would different avenger's Facebook status be in 2017?

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    Sometimes when you stare into the dark, the darkness stares back in kind. You’ve been living in hell the past three years, so you’re familiar with the look of devils—so you think. They see darkness in you, and they’re determined to make you embrace it. As soon as your good-for-nothing husband is out of the way.

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    All my writing for Kinktober 2021!

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    After the fallout and subsequent fixing of Mysterio’s revealing of his identity coupled with the still lingering threads from the death of Tony Stark haunting him, Peter Parker turns to the nighttime scene of New York to cope with his whole world almost caving in.

    In picking up the pieces of what once was, he finds a friend that at night comes to call and maybe, if he really thinks about it, something more hiding in the dark.

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    “What’s in Custer?”

    It took a moment for Steve to answer. He didn’t exactly want to tell his whole life story to a stranger, so he went for the laugh factor. “Bison?”

    It was uncomfortable now how Bucky was watching him, as if trying to read his mind. “Mind if I join you?”

    “I don’t even know you.”  That was the correct answer, right?

    “But you know horses and you know bikes. And I know the scenic backroads to Custer. What more is there?”


    "Damn. This fucker is stripped."

    And so he was.

    Bucky had stripped off his t-shirt. A beautiful thunderbird tattoo flexing its spread wings across his shoulder blades.

    Desire flared inside Steve, like the flaming bird burned into Bucky's skin. Half of him suddenly regretted every decision he'd ever made. The other half thanked the gods he was standing where he was.

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    16
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    1980's AU ~ It's 1986. Phoebe Miller is a rock journalist who has been assigned to follow James "Bucky" Barnes, and his band Vibranium, on their last North American tour before they head back into the studio to record their second album. Can she survive their antics - and more importantly, can she get the story without falling for the band's chaotic frontman? This fic will take place over a decade. Tags will be updated to reflect content/new characters.

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    190,818
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    42/?
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    461
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    212
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    45
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    Buzzfeed has some thoughts about who might be on Sam Wilson's new Team Captain America. They range from "duh" to "kind of bizarre."

    december 2024

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    28
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    164
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    1
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