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    Idiots declaring their love for each other. Canon compliant for S4E12

    The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek. You don't really need to read the others in the series to follow this story.

    (Title from Tina Turner's "If You Love Me (Let Me Know)")

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    What if David got a job waiting tables, and Patrick was a customer?

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    42
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    2
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    What if David planned to propose to Patrick, and step two in his plans was to invite Patrick's parents to town so he could ask for Clint's blessing?

    An alternate imagining of events leading up to and following Patrick's surprise birthday party.

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    4/?
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    77
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    3
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    Stevie’s been here before and she remembers how much it hurt. It’s no small thing to let go of someone you love knowing that you’re never going to be what they need.

    She’s not sure what this is, or if it even is anything, but she has a full bottle of white wine in her apartment to help her figure it out.

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    An AU (with some canon elements) that follows our beloved David and Patrick through the creation of Rose Apothecary and falling in lurrrrrrv. But this one includes a yoga retreat with kilts because why not? This is a slooow burn but it definitely burns when it gets there (that's why I put an E rating). This alternates between David's and Patrick's point of view.

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    18
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    Patrick has dark, purplish circles under his eyes, and he certainly looks more pale than normal. It had started last week, when Rachel sent him the New York Times article about that family. A think piece on a certain soap star’s reaction to Sunrise Bay’s cancellation. Right after the Interflix business manager’s tax scandal. Rachel’s message was just an article link with a text underneath. All it read was, “guess he might be coming back.” Patrick didn’t have to read the article to know what she was getting at.

    (It's been two years since David left outdoor school, and hearts have been broken. Luckily, he's returned just in time for snowshoe trip.)

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    2/9
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    236
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    He can see the store up ahead through the gentle summer rain, more like a mist really, and he smiles, the nerves deep in his gut fluttering faster as his steps take him closer. Today, this huge project that has been his and David’s alone will finally be unveiled.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    41
    Hits:
    221
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    Patrick’s date with Ken:
    Patrick could have gone on the date
    They should have had a clearer conversation
    He actually cancelled at the last minute

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    1/1
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    10
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    77
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    Moments in Schitt's Creek as the could have happened, as they should've happened, and as they did happen.

    Language:
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    1,998
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    24
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    80
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    3
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    697
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    Patrick can’t remember the last time they touched. He needs it to not be the last time.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    91
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    568
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    After a long week at the store, David and Patrick decide to re-start their exploration of the sex positions guide Patrick found online. Starting with 'lap dance'.

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    1/1
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    2
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    590
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    “I don’t care about the dryer, Patrick,” David fingers carded through Patrick’s hair. Patrick relaxed against his chest. He was exhausted; David’s sweater smelled like ceder and coffee. He breathed in the scent of home. David sighed, “Did you eat anything today?”

    Patrick lifted his head to meet David’s eyes, “I had tea this morning.” It had grown cold, still half full where it sat on the washer. 

     

    Patrick is determined to a fault. David reminds him to pause and take care of himself.

    Language:
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    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    71
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    3
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    448
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    “Now I have to know,” Patrick said with his wide, earnest eyes. Of course, now David wanted to tell him, because Patrick stayed. He kept uncovering horrible, unflattering, beautiful things about David’s past and he just kept staying.

    David and Patrick's first moments in their new home.

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    1/1
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    4
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    39
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    When the Roses lose their money Alexis bribes David into taking up running, for the sake of his mental health.

    When Patrick runs away from his hometown he ends up on every viable sports team, including the core team of the local, volunteer-lead Saturday morning 5k.

    An alternate meeting AU that takes place at... parkrun.

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    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    13
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    32
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    On a chilly summer day off, David gets inspired to try out one of their wedding presents.

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    White water rafting in Jackson Hole, Wyoming is big business. Experienced guides, ones like Patrick Brewer with several years' guide experience, swift water training, and EMT skills are in high demand.

    After leaving everything he knew and everyone he loved behind in Toronto, Patrick has spent the past six years building his reputation and his skills as a white-water guide. It's easy to get lost in the landscape and high-mountain life of Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

    He rarely takes guests on "floats" anymore, but when Ronnie called in sick because her head was "feeling swimmy" (there's a euphemism for got drunk and got laid if he'd ever heard one), their boss came looking for Patrick. It's now his job to float a trio of "elite guests" down the river so some hot-shot photographer can take pics of a reality television star.

    Language:
    English
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    8,800
    Chapters:
    4/5
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    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    804
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    A snapshot of an idyllic summer vacation.

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    7
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    61
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    “Was Patrick handy as a child?” David asked, eliciting a laugh from Clint.

    David connects with his Clint Brewer while helping put together a surprise for Patrick.

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    1/1
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    4
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    54
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    395
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    On the way back from a walk Stevie and Alexis get caught in the rain

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    2
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    6
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    David and Patrick take a long weekend to visit Marcy and Clint and David learns something new about his husband's past.

    Language:
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    2,191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    456

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