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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?”
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” Crowley replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after 11PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    The advantage of having a lover who lives in your head is that they know more or less exactly what you want. That is also the disadvantage.

    Eddie knows what he wants, and Venom wants in.

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    The prospect of the Apocalypse happening at the end of the week concentrates the mind wonderfully. Not necessarily on the most helpful things, though.

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    Aziraphale sighed again, eyes fluttering closed for a moment as if to savour, well, whatever he was savouring. The words? Crowley dropped his phone and sat up on the couch, watching with intense fascination. What kind of book could make Aziraphale react like that? Crowley’s eyes drifted down to the book and he read the title: My Demon Lover.

    Aziraphale decides to make his interest in erotic love clear. Initial interaction inspired by that wonderful first Ritz scene.

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    Salesman Crowley is driving home when he sees a man in obvious distress at the side of the road. He stops and offers him a lift. Little does he know that this compassionate action will change his life forever.

    This is a human AU that can be read as a stand-alone story without reference to the other works in the series.

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    After postponing Armageddon and departing from their respective sides, Aziraphale and Crowley drift away from each other in the warps of time - that is until old friends call upon them to stop Armageddon once again. Words have been left unsaid and feelings have been left undeclared - but there is no time for that when the future of the world is in peril. Tensions grow and old flames are alight as the world comes to its end; will they be able to save the world in time? Or will they choose to save what they have instead?

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    Elsa Cousland and Nathaniel have been circling each other awhile now, puffed and growling cats hard-pressed to cope with their trauma, and the loss of the bond they once had. But after getting separated from their party, stress forces them past their breaking point, and certain raging feelings become impossible to deny

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    Crowley has been turned into a fennec and isn't happy about it.
    Aziraphale finds it very funny, until he realizes his friend has been cursed.
    Good thing they know a very gifted (and patient) witch.

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    In which Cas pins Dean bodily to a wall and Dean has an epiphany.

    For the Flufftober Day 29 Prompt: Up Against the Wall Kiss

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    Aziraphale stared at his lips as if in a trance, like he had in that moment several weeks prior, mesmerised by Crowley. His eyes flicked up to meet Crowley’s again. “I wanted you closer.”

    Crowley pressed in, his bony body pushing into Aziraphale’s soft one. He tilted his head, lips hovering above Aziraphale’s, their breath mingling.

    An Ineffable Kinktober ficlet for Roleplay, in which Aziraphale wants to recreate a certain charged moment with Crowley.

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    That night at Crowley's flat, continued. Crowley and Aziraphale have solved Agnes' riddle, practiced swapping forms, and talked all night. Aziraphale ponders what Crowley means to his story.
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    In one motion Aziraphale picked him up, easy as scruffing a kitten. A belligerent, unwieldy kitten with terribly long legs wrapped around his waist. A kitten with a multilingual swearing vocabulary being put to good use.
    "You do not fight fair! You unmitigated eternal bastard! Put me down you preposterous -"
    Aziraphale obligingly dropped both arms, but Crowley clung to his torso like a flustered tarsier.
    "I didn't mean - don't **drop** me, you great lummox, you're supposed to -"
    "I'm supposed to?" laughed Aziraphale. "Supposed to what, serpent?"

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    A long-delayed bookend to The Infinite Which Was Hid.

    They’re on their own side now, but there’s still a lot of baggage to unpack. There’s that night four hundred years ago that they never, ever, talk about. And all the things Aziraphale’s said since.

    “You felt sorry for me once, and you've been careful ever since to make sure I didn't get the wrong idea from one mercy fuck. ‘I’m about to do something very foolish.’ ” His mimicry of Aziraphale’s tone was savage, hadn’t they spent the fading hours of last night getting each other’s cadence right? “Or am I reading it wrong?”

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    “Listen. Fell. I...I might, uh, have an idea.”
    “You do?” Aziraphale said, and hated the hopeful way he said it. “I’ll do it.”
    “You...won’t like it.”
    “Will it keep me out of prison?”
    “Maybe. Maybe the both of us. For now. Ideally.”
    “Then yes.”
    Crowley’s expression tightened, and Aziraphale wasn’t sure if Crowley wanted to cry, or laugh. “You really, really won’t like it.”
    “I’ll like prison less.” He responded plainly.
    Crowley’s face twisted into something soft at first, just for a second, before searing into a careful little smirk, and Aziraphale knew that smile, that Cheshire cat smile, much too well to not be cautious.
    “Crowley, dear. What are you doing on the floor?”
    He cleared his throat. “Angel. Remember when I said you wouldn’t like it? Well, uh, here we are.” His smile grew awkwardly, apologetically, and Aziraphale had a sinking feeling about it.
    “Angel. Will you marry me?”
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    Crowley and Aziraphale plan a fake marriage to avoid having to testify against each other in court...they get much more than they bargained for.

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    The search for the missing Antichrist is not going well. When Aziraphale decides to have a little fun with Crowley before he can't ever again, it goes so much better than expected.

    If only they weren't in the middle of Tadfield Manor.

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    Crowley is a long-suffering Aircraft Maintenance Engineer who would appreciate it if the pilots whose planes he fixes would let him do his job in peace.
    Aziraphale Fell is a pilot with a pristine record and a penchant for making Crowley's life miserable. Unfortunately for Aziraphale, he's about to discover that Crowley has a few tricks up his sleeves himself, and arguing through paperwork proves to be more exciting a challenge than either of them had anticipated...

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    my NSFW piece for the digital version of Cold Omens zine. During the Blitz Crowley saved Aziraphale, but what happened afterwards? Crowley has been putting his horticultural skills to good use in the "dig for victory" campaign, and Aziraphale tracks him down to ask some questions about what happened the night before, as he'd been dwelling on it somewhat. Interrupted by an air raid, they take shelter in the Underground and find a quiet corner to continue their conversation...

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    Aziraphale, always the literary angel, ponders the meanings of words.

    It was Crowley who was meant to be bad -- well, Aziraphale supposed he was, but in the way the Artful Dodger or Scaramouche was bad: a little swagger, a little deviousness. He glued coins to pavements, for Heaven’s sake. (Or not.) He brought down the networks of those annoying MyPhones that made everyone isolated in crowds and jangled in the theatre at critical moments. If Crowley was evil, Aziraphale wasn’t sure he wanted to be good any more.

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    Following the events of Runaway Darling and Pretty Prey, Hinata keeps trying to temp Komaeda to drink from him again. Komaeda decides to show him just how dangerous that could be. . .

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    “I want you, Crowley.” His voice is but a breath against Crowley’s ear, a soft wind carrying a warmth on it like Crowley has never known. “I’ve wanted you for so long. I want to give you anything you’ve ever wanted; I want everything that you are and everything that you could be, because, my darling, if we can’t figure this out… if we can’t stop it…” 

    Crowley turns and captures Aziraphale’s lips with his own, not wanting to hear how he knows that sentence ends.

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    What if Mary didn't show up quite so fast?

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    "What would you do if I didn't come back?"

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