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    Safe in my garden
    An ancient flower blooms
    And the scent from its nature
    Slowly squares my room
    And its perfume being such
    That it's causing me to swoon
    –“Safe in My Garden” By: The Mamas & The Papas

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    2/?
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    5
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    5
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    2
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    25
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    Itchy moves into a strange apartment building, where the lobby wall is covered in clocks and almost every resident is rude, stupid, or both. After a strange dream and a myriad of contrived circumstances, he and his roommate begin to wonder if there's more to the building than it seems.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    5
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    17
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    3
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    260
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    This is an old fic that I dug up while awaiting the end of the gigapause. I decided to post it since right after the series ended everyone was musing over the nostalgia of their early fanworks. Here's mine. It is set from the Great Cliffhanger of 2013 upd8.

    After leaving Vriska's pirate crew behind, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, and Feferi reach the inner border of the furthest ring. They realize that it borders the Alpha session where everyone has finally come together. Being the only one with any life left in him, Sollux is sent into the grasping tendrils of its insipisphere so that he can help his friends' session for once be successful. Blind, alone, defenseless, and no longer used to the living, breathing world, Sol can do no help but instead stumble through the insanity that Aranea and Her Imperious Condescension have left in their wake whilst only hoping to make allies powerful enough to help the session succeed once and for all and prevent the timeline from becoming a doomed one.

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    9,317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    189
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    In which somebody putting lipstick on one of the Felt in his sleep starts a trend.

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    403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    44,635
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3669
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    "Well. See thing is, she said today she's leaving yesterday, but way i sees it, if i run fast enough to town i should be able to catch her 'fore she gets back next Week."

    Crowbar pinched his brow and sighed. "Get running then." Time travel.. He hated it.

    As sure as the outlying desert is hot, when a strange circus sets up shop on the outskirts of midnight city, local preforming troupe known as the midnight crew doesn't take kindly to some new folks encroaching in on their territoy. Trouble starts begins brewing, and one of the most heated rivalries in midnight city's history ensues. All the enraptured audience of

    Language:
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    Words:
    355
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    223
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    You were hit by the Felt's truck on a rainy day where the roads were slippery.
    Sawbuck decides to take you in to take care of you until you are feeling better.

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    903
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    484
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    31 short fics written for Snowman Month (August), 2013. Pairings begin based on days (eg 8/1, 8/2, 8/3) and become an assortment of AUs and other pairings beyond 8/15.

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    English
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    13,174
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    664
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    A fic a day, for 100 days.

    All will be written from prompts generated here. No matter how insane the characters or scenario I'm given are, it will be done.

    Probably going to be mostly short fics, with varying levels of seriousness -- from fairly normal fics to all-out insanity. You have been warned.

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    English
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    7,237
    Chapters:
    8/100
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1164
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    A tale of Schrödinger's cat, what if as Lord English came to the post scratch trolls world he left his worlds most prized possession with the members of the Felt by accident, dooming them all to an assortment of cruel deaths, one after the other? Watch as the puppet moves hand to hand between the gang, leaving each a terrible curse to fall upon.

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    English
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    3,663
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    394
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    Sawbuck’s getting real sick and tired of Itchy’s bullshit. Turns out Stitch was real sick of it too, and now Itchy's getting a reminder why it's a bad idea to mess with the fellow who controls the effigies.

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    English
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    3,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1113
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    Clover gets a birthday present he'll never forget.

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    English
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    1,533
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    752
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    What would happen if a broken pin was used on the voodoo doll? What does it take to ruin a timeline? Do the Felt members keep their powers after death? And, most important and most asked around the gang, who would last the longest in an undead onslaught?

    Die doesn't know, Die doesn't want to know, but like it or not, he's going to find out.

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    English
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    10,167
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    764
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    Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.

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    English
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    9,656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    2808
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    “Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.

    “Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.

    If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.

    Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.

    Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.

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    English
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    9,958
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1525
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    Snowman was stuck in her room, pacing like a caged tiger. Even though she was no longer the queen of anything, she was still genetically a Queen. Normally, that affected her very little. The mansion wasn't exactly a hive the way Derse had been, but it did in a pinch, and the Felt weren't drones exactly the way that her teeming millions of citizens had been, but they were good enough that she could feel at ease. Except, as it turned out, they were drone-like enough to finally trigger her desire to mate.

    Language:
    English
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    4,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    2085
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    The Felt indulge Snowman by helping her roleplay one of her darker fantasies. It goes about as smoothly as can be expected when she's relying on a bunch of idiots to take something like this seriously.

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    English
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    11,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1355
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    A showdown in the desert between the Midnight Crew and the Felt over a cache of supplies ends up going horribly wrong when they encounter some of the native Alternia flora.

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    English
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    7,759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2217
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    Crowbar really shouldn't have agreed to this, but it was hard to say no. It was (in theory) meant to stay out of the sexual territory it had ventured into last time. Of course, it didn't.

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    English
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    10,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1771
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    Crowbar should have never agreed to playing Never Have I Ever. Sometime between the third and forth bottles of gin, the questions had changed from general statements to carefully constructed spears meant to ferret out exactly who had the weirdest, and then the least, sexual experiences.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1424

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